Punning: Warp II

[Chancellor Valium]

Pun with at least one thing in the last post.

Just don't let anything untoward happun...

[GreenFire1]

I don't care if this topic is a month old. It's a great topic which needs to live.

Our truck got towed for a parking infraction, so now we have to un-tow our Dodge.

[e of pi]

This is truely a thread that deserves to live, but still, some get truck-ulent about thread necromancy.

[GreenFire1]

Oh, I'm sure everyone will understand. De atmosphere around here is as friendly as de serve-ice at Domino's is quick.

[Chancellor Valium]

...As long as you don't mind being dominoted by evil genii...