Translate The Spam!

[Chancellor Valium]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/jimspriggs33/translation.jpg

Help?

[Derek]

Well, my Russian's a bit rusty, but I think it says:

FRIENDS!

Are you unable to bend your index finger?
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I may be off on a word here or there, but I think that's the general idea.

[Nate the Great]

Don't you use WD-40 to protect your Russian?

[Chancellor Valium]

Thanks Derek! And there was me thinking it was Hebrew...Hmm...My index finger seems fine, though.

@Nate: If you use WD-40 on languages, they go green.

[Nate the Great]

I could make a clever remark about Derek having an actual RUSSIAN that he preserves using WD-40, but that seems a bit weird, even for this site.

[Gatac]

On a slightly more helpful note, maybe you should show it to someone who can read Hebrew. Because I know Russian, Russsian's a friend of mine, and that ain't Russian.

Gatac

[Nate the Great]

I second the Hebrew theory.

[mudshark]

On a slightly more helpful note, maybe you should show it to someone who can read Hebrew. Because I know Russian, Russsian's a friend of mine, and that ain't Russian.

Gatac
I think there is (or was) someone right here who might just know Hebrew. Isn't Standback in Israel?

[PointyHairedJedi]

He is, but I've not seen him around here in an age. He still surfaces on LJ from time to time though.

[catalina_marina]

He is, yes, and I think I saw him on MSN a while ago.