The Continue The Story Game

[Chancellor Valium]

[Note: The aim is not to finish the story, but rather to trail off mid-sentence for the next player to pick up the thread...]

This was the state of affairs in the city when...

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Valium's thread was no success. The reason for this

[Chancellor Valium]

was unknown to him, but to the rest, including a certain

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mysterious person known only as

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a PHJ/C 'shipper, it

[AKAArzosah]

was utterly obvious that

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there was no reason at all. Therefor

[Chancellor Valium]

for no new cause, a fresh...

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well actually, a rotten tomato

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came into existence on the fourth of July. While many believe

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that this tomato had always been rotten, some thought that time was created when the tomato was, so that "always" really makes no sense at all. Other yet were of the opinion

[Chancellor Valium]

that the tomato was an ill-omen, and, with rising panic,

[AKAArzosah]

they all ran as quickly as they could to

[Chancellor Valium]

discover the answer, once and for all to that

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the reason for the chicken to cross the road without a reason

[Chancellor Valium]

which, it turned out, was in fact

[PointyHairedJedi]

highly quantum in nature and therefore complete gibberish to most people. However by a strange quirk all chickens inherently understand

[Chancellor Valium]

what precisely is meant by "commissariat", and can also tell at sight

[PointyHairedJedi]

if now is a good time to escape the clutches of

[Chancellor Valium]

that most foul and pernicious gentleman-halloumi salesman,

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TopHatMan. Anyway, as we weren't saying outloud,

[Chancellor Valium]

it is quite difficult to maintain to any sort of degree, any kind of real, coherent

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sense of direction to the nearest trailer park