Word Association

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You don't get homework?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You lucky BASTARD! [i:post_uid0]Dabogda ti djeca cijeli zivot hodala unatraske i kupovala retrovizore![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What now?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't ask intolerable questions and you won't get intolerable answers.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Curiosity Killed the Cat[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stupidity killed <s>me</s> the cat, curiosity was framed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stupidity will kill my cat, if my dad doesn't get her first :O[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stupidity will kill my dog, if my dad doesn't get to him first.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stupidity will kill my dog, if the neighbour's dog doesn't get to him first.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stupidity will kill my neighbor, if my dog doesn't get to him first[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stupidity will kill my neighbor if the Mafia doesn't get to him first.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Mafia will kill my neighbour, if he's smart enough.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Mafia will kill my neighbor if I don't join the mafia[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Mafia will kill me if I don't join the golf club.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The golf club will kill me if I don't join the Mafia[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The golf club is just a cover, I'm telling you![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Im telling you to just cover the golf club[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Godammit! That's the [i:post_uid0]sixth[/i:post_uid0] club that I've had stolen by those bloody monkeys!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's the sixth monkey to steal my bloody club[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Six monkeys in a benzene ring.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Six hydrogen-stuffed monkeys.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]6 BOOMing monkeys[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Six DOOM!ed monkeys[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]6 monkeys DOOM!ing the Mafia with golf clubs[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The plot of the next Robert DeNiro comedy[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Robert DeNiro's comedy killed the plot

(Im not saying his comedy is bad)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Robert DeNiro's comedy killed the viewers.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The viewers killed Rober DeNiro's comedy[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Television Killed The Rock Star[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Video Killed the Radio Star"

(A reeses peanut butter cup goes to the person who can tell me what this song had the honor of being :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]VIDO killed the RADO Star.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Veto killed the Raid Star.

(This is not making any sense. At all.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TIVO killed the RADO star[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Katy Jane"]"Video Killed the Radio Star"
(A reeses peanut butter cup goes to the person who can tell me what this song had the honor of being :D)[/quote:post_uid0]

The first MTV ever aired. Ironic, isn't it?

Send the peanut butter over to Nic. He needs it more than me. Apparently, they don't have peanut butter in Croatia.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]The first MTV ever aired. Ironic, isn't it?[/quote:post_uid0]

I assume this is your new word.

"I know what irony is. It's like goldy or bronzy, only it's made of iron."

[quote:post_uid0]Apparently, they don't have peanut butter in Croatia.[/quote:post_uid0]

No peanut butter in Croatia? So much for my notion that it was becoming a civilised nation (just kidding, Nic)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]"I know what irony is. Â It's like goldy or bronzy, only it's made of iron."[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or like silvery, only much cheaper. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Silvery is cool. It's like blue, except shiny and tinfoily.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hydrogen is cool. It's like oxigen, and just as explosive. Only less breathable.

EDIT: [quote:post_uid0]Apparently, they don't have peanut butter in Croatia.[/quote:post_uid0]
I want to move there.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]As do I, dearie. I mean, have you seen their [i:post_uid0]women[/i:post_uid0]!


<font size = "-2">Edit: Oh yeah, I forget. She appears on my avatar once or twice on every page. ::sheepish look::</font>[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Planet of the hot women[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Planet of Hot Men.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Planet of the Hairy Men who are not at all Hot, and in Fact Look Like Apes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Blown all up (god damn them all to hell).[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Are you done with the balloons?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Are the balloons done with you?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What have those balloons done to you?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What have you done to those balloons?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I twisted them into little poodles.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The balloons twisted me into poodles[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Attack of the Killer Balloons[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Attack of the Cl-- NOOOOOOOOO![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zuke strikes again![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Someone struck Zuke[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It wasn't me! I'm innocent![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*points at the wall*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Looks at wall* Hey, something is written there.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It says "Zuke will rise again!"




:p :D ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]White shores are calling; you and I will meet again![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Blue birds over the white cliffs of Dover.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What the? Sorry, folks, goof at my end. I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. Nothing more to see here, move along.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]White Birds over the blue cliffs of Dover[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dover Close Road[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dover Roadrunner.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The rare Midlothian Lesser Spotted Haggis[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The overpopulated Midlothian Lesser Unspotted Haggis[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Snuffleupagus[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pegasus[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bucephalus.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Philoneicus[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Philosopher[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher[/color:post_uid0]

[Artanis]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I hate Thoreau.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Je deteste l'eau.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I love water[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Ik hou van...</s>

Oh stop it.

That H₂O is acting insane.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey! The water is attacking us[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That hydrogen is violent.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Especially when you ignite it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If you ignore it.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It won't go away.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Go away![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Little girl.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Big guy.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Big Girls[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]With sharp nails.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fangs and claws.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Seargeant Angua von Uberwold[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Delphine[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Del Monte[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Corn[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's maize, damn you! MAIZE![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's a maze, curse you! A MAZE![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Amazing[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]AMAAAAAAIZEING GRAAAAAAAINS, HOW SWEEEET THE TAAAAS--GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dying of annoyance - to others.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One of the reason why John gets killed so much on this forum.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He's there.

(Haven't we been here before?)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I'm here."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm only in your head[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The voices in my head.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The voices said clean the guns.[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cleaning my gun with the safety off safety off safety off and making stuff go boom! *click*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sounds like Reed.

(I see you changed your sig. Good. :) )[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sounds like brass.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sounds like trash.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*wraps trombone around Cat's neck*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Redshirts[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Are you calling me a redshirt?! :mad:[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]White shirt that accidently got put in with a red sock[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Red Sox are ok but the Marlins are better although their playing is a bit fishy[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Leafs suck, eh?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, that Maple Leaf of yours looks better than our flag.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::bursts into song:: FIIIIIVE STARS ARISIIIING, OUT OF THE STOOOOOOOORMY SEAAAAAA![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Conan in Canada[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tribbles in Toronto[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pelted to death with stale Timbits[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Our fair country Canad is north of the USA, Our maratimes are lovely and our praries give us hay. You might think you yankees are beter that us Canucks but we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Canadians have better sight so they can see the puck in the dark[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A Midsummer's Night Dream[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A midsummer's daydream[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Macbooth: The story of the telephone booth out for revenge[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What's this about a telephone boat?

That's a boat for transporting telephones. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]why do people with big butts always go into little telephone booths[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All things being equal, fat people use more soap.[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]i like to go sking down slopes[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]my skis like to go down slopes without me[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Skiers from Back East don't know what slopes are.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The slopes dont care if you are a skier from the east[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes they do. The unwary get tons of snow dumped on them.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's just because they don't like the Eastern Smell.[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she sell sea shells by the sea shore[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sean Connery[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some League of Men who do Extraordinary things[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Official League of Gentlemen who Have Buttered Toast For Breakfast[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Official League of Buttered Toast who have Gentlemen for breakfast[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Official Language For Man-Eating Food.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Feed Me"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You want me to feed your food?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You want your food to feed me?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]First eat them, then worry about who they were and what enemies you might have made during your meal.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If it doesn't move, eat it. If it does move, kill it. Then eat it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Something I've heard before somewhere.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One of those things you just can't place[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What is it with this place?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You'll find out . . . . "soon" . . . :D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What if I don't [i:post_uid0]want[/i:post_uid0] to find out?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just dont let it find you first?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Run awaaay![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Holy Hand Grenade[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]To Seek the Holy Grail[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Did I kill this topic?)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Did I compute pi to its last digit?)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Skip on a bit, Brother.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just skip the rest[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And now, to get arrested by 20th century police.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Time Travel[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Time travels a lot.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Why don't the refs call it? :mad:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The refs are blind[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're just imagining things.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No, I saw it! It was reeeeeaaal![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I know what I saw![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dancing Borg bananas![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You are the DAAAAAANCING QUEEEEN![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Whoa! Is that... Is that a dancing borg queen?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I thought I have seen everything[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Snoopy sledding in his dog dish[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Seen it[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Have you seen this movie?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No, but it [i:post_uid0]is[/i:post_uid0] in Croatian.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I need a language dictonary[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I have one; it's 2000 pages long in Times New Roman size 12. Interested?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Whoa! My English dictionary is only 403 pages. Of course it's a pocket dictionary...


[quote:post_uid0="taya17"]No, but it [i:post_uid0]is[/i:post_uid0] in Croatian.[/quote:post_uid0]
((Meaning you're planning to go see it someday? :D ))[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hold on, im trying to find what you said in my book[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Learn Italian in three days"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Learn 7 languages while you sleep[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Learn 7 languages while you are dead[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan learning languages.

(Whoa, silent for four days, that can't be good. Not in this thread.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A dead Italian that speaks Japanese[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Japanese people who can tell the difference between an r and an l.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]People who can tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese people[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only Chinese and Japanese people.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everyone else[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]can't-- Hold on, this is Word Association, not One-by-one story.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]5MV Topic Confusion Syndrome[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sudden appearance of a typical case of Topic Title syndrome.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Unexplained reference to Top Ten forum thread.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shhhhhh!
*black helicopters*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Be very quiet, im hunting wabbits[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rarebits![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rare sightings[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rare Earth Elements[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Periodic Table[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Asymptotic Chair.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Electric Chair[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Electric Company.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A company which sells electrons.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Negative profit[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Loss.

[quote:post_uid0]Negative profit[/quote:post_uid0]
:lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Losing to the winning team[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Being the champion.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Being behind the champion when he opens the wine bottle[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Getting THWAP!ped on the head by a stray cork[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Getting THWAPed with a pink flower.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Flower Power![/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Flour power.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fluorine power.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gas Power[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Solar power[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Solar cells.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Monastery cells.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sex sells![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sex shows[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]After Midnight.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]After Noon[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Numbers higher than 12.

(EDIT: Or 11+1d12:10x1d6+1d10)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Seventeen[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya17[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Snugglebunny.

*evil smirk*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nonono, I told you, bunnies are [i:post_uid0]Canadians[/i:post_uid0]. 17 is not a Canadian. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not yet...

*mysterious look*[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 is too unqualified to become a Canadian citizen. We should just run off to the Mediterranean together.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only a stuntman is qualified to perform these stunts[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I wouldn't go as far as to say you have to be a stuntman to bear the cold of Canada.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Doing stunts in Canada is a cold, cold job.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If it involves landing in a swimming pool, yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or on the Rideau Canal.

[quote:post_uid0]We should just run off to the Mediterranean together.[/quote:post_uid0]

Bom Prang's in the Mediterranean? I thought it was off the coast of Malaysia.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Panama Canal[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Suez Hat :D[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Volga boatmen[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Vulcan boats.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Contradiction in terms ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Plastic silverware.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Silver Plasticware[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Expensive styrofoam cups.

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"]Contradiction in terms ;)[/quote:post_uid0]
Boats made of Vulcans. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The styrofoam used on the space shuttle

(A boat made of vulcans? Hmmmm, a logical boat that doesnt believe in time travel.) :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Styrofoam cups from the [i:post_uid0]Titanic[/i:post_uid0]


(boats with pointy ears? :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Anachronisms[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Norway's cannon.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]France's Surrender Flag[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Red, white, and blue, all turning white.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You look like you have seen a ghost[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, I [i:post_uid0]am[/i:post_uid0] a ghost.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Charles[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's Wesley, thank you, Windham-Price.

No wait, I'm not supposed to tell...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Crusher[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Crush her![/color:post_uid0]