Word Association

[NeoMatrix]

Kings

[Vedra]

Suddenly Susan.

[NeoMatrix]

Suddenly Salad

[Xeroc]

Souper Salad

{
Someone honestly tried to order this at a restaurant:

Waitress: Soup or Salad?
Customer: Yes, I would like a Super Salad.
}

[KillerGodMan]

oddness

[NeoMatrix]

randomness

(We have a Souper Salad here...it's a buffet with salad and soups)

[Xeroc]

Die

[NAHTMMM]

"die irl kthxby"

[NeoMatrix]

Dying before finishing a quote

[Xeroc]

"In the castle of Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh...."

[KillerGodMan]

falling down

[Ginga]

Falling Up

[KillerGodMan]

Up

[NeoMatrix]

7 Up

[PointyHairedJedi]

Retrograde

[Ginga]

Disco

[NeoMatrix]

Afros

[Xeroc]

Acros

[NeoMatrix]

G.O.L.F. = Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

[KillerGodMan]

sports

[NeoMatrix]

Superbowl Sunday!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Gretna Green

[KillerGodMan]

Green Day

[NeoMatrix]

Earth Day

[Xeroc]

Football


(By the way, If you were wondering, I was out of town all weekend)

[KillerGodMan]

missing for two days

[NeoMatrix]

Kidnapped

[KillerGodMan]

Seko!

[Ginga]

Meow!

[KillerGodMan]

Kitten

[Xeroc]

Kit in the box.

[Alexia]

Jack in the box

[Chancellor Valium]

Thinking not only outside the box but around the box, under the box, and indeed on top of the box although not forgetting the all-important inside-the-box as well........

[Anonymous]

Map of a Box

[PointyHairedJedi]

Beware of the Boxx

[Xeroc]

Bach
Bachs
Box
Boxes

[NeoMatrix]

Music box

[PointyHairedJedi]

"I've been waiting twenty years for this!"

[Xeroc]

19

[NeoMatrix]

18

[Chancellor Valium]

1922
Thoroughly Modern Millie

[PointyHairedJedi]

1922 Committee

[KillerGodMan]

AD 2101, when war was begining

Uh oh....

What Happen!
Sombody setup us the bomb!
We Get sigGAK!

Sorry 'bout that...

[Xeroc]

Ooooooookay.

[NeoMatrix]

Riiiight

[Chancellor Valium]

Ack! Deja Vu!

[NeoMatrix]

Glitches in the Matrix

[Chancellor Valium]

Neo installs Windows 98....

[Xeroc]

Why would anyone do that?

[Chancellor Valium]

running the universe on Windows 3.1 ..............

[NeoMatrix]

rebooting the universe

[stripysox]

"Please re install universe and reboot."

[Xeroc]

Matrix

[PointyHairedJedi]

Agar

[NeoMatrix]

Raga

[Xeroc]

Regge

[NeoMatrix]

Wegie

[Chancellor Valium]

Roger Rabbit.......

[The Squid]

Bugs Bunny

[NeoMatrix]

Elmer Fudd

[PointyHairedJedi]

I Shot Bambi's Mom And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt

[NeoMatrix]

Sucky prizes

[Xeroc]

Mint

[NeoMatrix]

Peppermint

[Chancellor Valium]

Mints...

[Ginga]

Mentos! The fresh mint!

[stripysox]

Mr Soft (remember him?)

[Ginga]

Nope.

[Xeroc]

Yep.

[Ginga]

Haaaaaaaai!

[NeoMatrix]

Swoopy

[Chancellor Valium]

Swoon. :lol:

[Ginga]

Me.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Powers of coolness.

[Ginga]

Squee

[NeoMatrix]

Squeegy

[Xeroc]

Cleaning

[NeoMatrix]

Chores

[Ginga]

Cheers

[NeoMatrix]

Beer

[Chancellor Valium]

Ridiculously nasty and cheap wine

[Xeroc]

Don't wine about it!

[Ginga]

Drunk.

[NeoMatrix]

Eaten

[Chancellor Valium]

Eton

[PointyHairedJedi]

St. Cedds

[NeoMatrix]

St. Peter

[Chancellor Valium]

Upside-down crucifixion

[PointyHairedJedi]

The Sideways Pope

[Xeroc]

Side-Splitting

[NeoMatrix]

LMAO

[PointyHairedJedi]

The "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up" Building

[NeoMatrix]

(They have a whole building for that? Wow!)

Rescue 911

[Ginga]

William Shatner

(That show freaked me out, but somehow, I still watched it when I was about 5. The story with the kid's sweatshirt getting stuck in the escalator had me petrified of the damn things for a long time.)

[Xeroc]

Kirk

[NeoMatrix]

Picard

[PointyHairedJedi]

Placard

[NeoMatrix]

Plastic card

[Xeroc]

Credit Card

[NeoMatrix]

Visa

[Ginga]

Visa Check Card

[PointyHairedJedi]

Pizza the Hutt

[Chancellor Valium]

Jabba The Hutt......

[Xeroc]

Luke Skywalker

[PointyHairedJedi]

Almost me!

[NeoMatrix]

Almost there

[Chancellor Valium]

The annoying X-Wing pilot in A New Hope who almost gets to the end of the tunnel, but is blown up, who has an annoying accent and keeps saying "Gold 2 - getting a signal - almost there, almooost the-ere" etc etc

[NeoMatrix]

Are we there yet?

[Xeroc]

No, we will never be!

[NeoMatrix]

Things guys usually hear from attractive females

[Chancellor Valium]

Things that go bump in the night :mrgreen:

[NeoMatrix]

The bed

[PointyHairedJedi]

Jokes about asphalt

[NeoMatrix]

Concrete evidence

[Xeroc]

Circumstantial Evidence

[NAHTMMM]

Plausible Deniability

[NeoMatrix]

Looking Innocent

[Chancellor Valium]

*whistles*

[NeoMatrix]

Ways to get the attention of a pretty lady

[Naki]

doing stupid things you think look cool but really don't

[NeoMatrix]

Ways to get people to give you a strange look

[Chancellor Valium]

Hiring me.

[NeoMatrix]

Job search

[Breca_Halley]

the serious lack of cash in my pockets

[NeoMatrix]

Flat Broke "Oh wait, I found a Penny!"

[Breca_Halley]

Penny is the nickname of my best friend's mother.

[NeoMatrix]

Nicknames

[Ginga]

Nick Stokes

[PointyHairedJedi]

Nick Park

[Ginga]

Central Park

[Chancellor Valium]

Eurycleia

[Xeroc]

"I think you just made that word up!"

[stripysox]

air quotes

[PointyHairedJedi]

The price of oxygen

[Chancellor Valium]

The price of fish
"I think you just made that word up!"
Nope. Its the name of a servant in the Odyssey. Check if you don't believe me :wink:

[Alexia]

The price is right

[Ginga]

Except that it's WRONG! o_O

[NeoMatrix]

Two wrongs don't make a right

[Chancellor Valium]

But do three rights make a left? O_o

[Xeroc]

Not if you have hexagonal roads!


The price of fish
"I think you just made that word up!"
Nope. Its the name of a servant in the Odyssey. Check if you don't believe me :wink:
Notice the quotes? ;)

[Breca_Halley]

Wha--??? :?:

[NeoMatrix]

Confusing logic

[Chancellor Valium]

Confusing Illogic

[NeoMatrix]

Spock's Brain

[danieldoof]

bones :shock:

[Chancellor Valium]

Lack of catchphrases

[Breca_Halley]

lack of good food

[Xeroc]

Cafeteria

[NeoMatrix]

Diner

[Chancellor Valium]

Cheap and not necessarily cheerful........

[NeoMatrix]

Cheap gifts

[Chancellor Valium]

Argos

[NeoMatrix]

Argue

[Chancellor Valium]

Argon

[NeoMatrix]

Jargon

[Chancellor Valium]

Ol' Janx Spirit

[Xeroc]

Spirited Away

[Chancellor Valium]

Award-winning Anime

[NeoMatrix]

Crappy Anime

[Chancellor Valium]

*shudders* Pokemon

[PointyHairedJedi]

I heart Pikachu!

Bugger, did I say that out loud?

[NeoMatrix]

Pokemon Valentine's Day Cards

[Chancellor Valium]

Cheap Japanese Trash :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

Japanese Superior Technology

[Chancellor Valium]

Hello, Moto!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Death to Mother!

[NeoMatrix]

Death to Smoochy

[Chancellor Valium]

My Signature Tune (The Mooche)

[NeoMatrix]

Theme songs

[PointyHairedJedi]

The Spectrum

[stripysox]

ROY G BIV

[Alexia]

Bungle, Zippy and George.

(Will anyone get that?) :wink:

[Ginga]

(Not me, at least)

Ziggy

[Chancellor Valium]

Signature

[stripysox]

Limo

PS

Bungle, Zippy and George.

(Will anyone get that?) :wink:

Paint the whole world with a Rainbow!

[Chancellor Valium]

Limbo

[NeoMatrix]

Hell

[Chancellor Valium]

Is he in heaven, Is he in hell?

[NeoMatrix]

Which way did he go?

[Chancellor Valium]

Follow that cab!

[NeoMatrix]

Cab Chase

[Chancellor Valium]

Hackneyed, unoriginal films :P

[NAHTMMM]

Most of them these days :evil:

[stripysox]

TV also

[NeoMatrix]

Honey, blow up the tv while you are at it

[Xeroc]

TNT

[NeoMatrix]

Sci Fi

[Chancellor Valium]

The bizarre.
Like this: I am the eggman
(Woo!)
They are the eggmen,
(Woo!)
I am the Walrus,
Cuckoo K'choo!
:P:D:mrgreen:

[NeoMatrix]

Someone has Eggmen on the brain

[Xeroc]

Seriously. :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

I'm sorry, what does this word - "serious" mean?

[Xeroc]

Ha ... Ha ... Ha.

[stripysox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(why do people always end it with an 'H'? That makes no sence to me.)

[Vedra]

Dr. Nefarious!

[Xeroc]

Dr. What?

[NeoMatrix]

Dr. Who

[Ginga]

Pinball

[stripysox]

Gum Balls

[NeoMatrix]

Vending machines

[Chancellor Valium]

Evil money-thieving machines

[NeoMatrix]

ATM

[stripysox]

ATP

I don't even know what the heck that is, it just came into my head.

[Xeroc]

AdenosineTriPhosphate: The energy currency of the cell.

[Vedra]

Naps in biology.

[danieldoof]

naabs im inglisch

[stripysox]

cool accent!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Icelandic phonebooks

[NeoMatrix]

Iced Phonebooks

[danieldoof]

iced pie

[stripysox]

ice cream pie

does such a wonderos thing exist?

[NeoMatrix]

Dairy Queen

[PointyHairedJedi]

King of the Cows

[NeoMatrix]

The Bull

[stripysox]

Red

[Ginga]

...decapitation.

(That was more you that reminded me of it, but, yeah. :lol:)

[NeoMatrix]

Headless Chicken

[stripysox]

Running!

(That was more you that reminded me of it, but, yeah. :lol:)

Red >> Janeway's uniforn >> Janeway >> decapitation. Makes perfect sence. :)

[Ginga]

Running!

(That was more you that reminded me of it, but, yeah. :lol:)

Red >> Janeway's uniforn >> Janeway >> decapitation. Makes perfect sence. :)

...of the bulls!


Perfect sense indeed. :lol:

[NeoMatrix]

BS

[Chancellor Valium]

BSE!

[danieldoof]

CJD

[NAHTMMM]

CJP :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

PHJ

[danieldoof]

DD :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

DDD

[KillerGodMan]

DnD

[stripysox]

DVD

[Xeroc]

VCR

[Breca_Halley]

VHS

[NeoMatrix]

Tape

[PointyHairedJedi]

Grandfather/father/son rotation scheme

[stripysox]

Brothers and sisters have I none but his grandfather is my fathers son.. or something.

[NeoMatrix]

Being your own grandpa

[danieldoof]

spoooky time travel

[stripysox]

Trippy Temporal Shower Guy

[KillerGodMan]

Towel

[PointyHairedJedi]

Thngs that are essential to hitch-hiking

[danieldoof]

yellow

[Chancellor Valium]

Random associations
(what in zarquon's knees does the colour yellow have to do with essential items for hitchhiking?! :P)

[danieldoof]

you can read the famous first book: bulldozers and yellow :wink:
that was some of the funniest I've ever read.....

The bulldozer outside the kitchen window was quite a big one.
He stared at it.
"Yellow," he thought and stomped off back to his bedroom to get dressed.

[Chancellor Valium]

Explained........
I didn't remember that- I've been listening to the radio series instead........

[danieldoof]

oh that must have been good, never had the pleasure

I once saw a tv series with 6 parts about it, that also was very funny indeed


*ahem* understanding

(edith.....can it be downloaded somewhere???)

[Scooter]

*ahem* understanding

Floors


(who'd Edith?) :)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Her Majesty's Pavement Inspectorate

oh that must have been good, never had the pleasure
Of course you haven't had "the pleasure".

Yeah baby! :D

[danieldoof]

queen E

hey pointy what is that supposed to mean, huh? :twisted:



(edith is a nice little forum feature.....its a female german name and sometimes is used as edit when a post is edited) :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

King K

hey pointy what is that supposed to mean, huh? :twisted:
I means I like the Austin Powers films far too much for my own good.

[stripysox]

Kyle the Kicking King

[Chancellor Valium]

King Kong-Fu

[Xeroc]

Gung-ho

[Chancellor Valium]

Egad, by Jingo, you're right!