Word Association

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Umberto Eco[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Humbert Humbert[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]King Umberto I[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Um, King Umberto I I/II?[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Garibaldi[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bismarck[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jelly doughnut[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]PB and Jelly Sandwich[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm's main staple[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One of the major food groups?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]funny you should say that
I am eating a meat pie now, and i have invented a wonderful new recipe. heat the pie, fill and smother with tomato sauce, then pour those 'French Fries' that come in the chip pack over the top. it is delicious!

oh... uh, 'Fries'[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chips[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wanda[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Obi-wan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Force[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]midichlorians.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Off the scale[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Hunh. That's a little more than expected."[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Whoa![/i:post_uid0] </keanu>[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Masaq' Orbital

(I'm on an Ian M Banks binge right now.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That [i:post_uid0]Spaceship[/i:post_uid0] book I've been reading[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"There...is...no...Sanctuary!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Soylent Green is people!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"*GET*cher stinkin' paws off me, you daaaamn dirty apes!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Can I play the piano?
Of course you can.
Well I couldn't before!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Total Recall[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mars[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mission to Mars[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars

(da na naaa naaa na na naaaaaa naaaaaaa!)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]War among the stars.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Steam-tubes[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Steamboat Willy[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Steam ram

(I don't know what that means either)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Walking dragline[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dragging walkline

(Just don't ask)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]weird word associations[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This topic[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Greg Gumbel[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gumby.

No, wait, we did that already.

Prof. R. J. Gumby.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nutty Professor[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mr Peanut[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]anthropomorphized legumes[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]talking Penguins[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shouting dogs[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Talented mice[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matthias[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stephen King[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Books turned into movies[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Dune[/i:post_uid0]

(*punches air* Booyeah! I knew I'd get to it eventually.)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]I, Robot[/i:post_uid0]

... oh, wait ...[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Will Smith[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ogilvy[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Conrad[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Africa[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]South America

(I almost said Drew Carrey, because once, he called Africa a country, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Brazilia[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wag the dog[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pet the cat[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shock the monkey[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Smack the Pony[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shoot the bird[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]damn poachers

[quote:post_uid0]Smack the Pony[/quote:post_uid0]

*cackle* You like that program, Pointy?[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Damn bank manager

[quote:post_uid0]*cackle* You like that program, Pointy?[/quote:post_uid0]

Yup.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Damn Army (name that line)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Barmy Army (name the country)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]barney[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A black and malevolent force from the icy pit of the Netherworld, whose piercing vocalizations drive sanity from the mind and whose ravening hordes of undead compel the innocent to worship.

Edit: To summize: Barney, his annoying singing kids, and scary marketing and merchandize division.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The next villain Nan's elfmage will meet

*Sa'ar scribbles furiously*[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another name added on Nan's [i:post_uid0]KILL![/i:post_uid0] list ;p[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]clean execution[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]very sharp scythe[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bill the Butcher[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bruce the Shark[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bruce Almighty[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Painfully unfunny

(I was thinking Jim Carey when I wrote that - the only exception being [i:post_uid0]The Truman Show[/i:post_uid0] which was gosh-darn fantastic.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]American Sitcoms

[quote:post_uid0]Another name added on Nan's KILL! list ;p[/quote:post_uid0]

How many times am I on that list now? A dozen?

[quote:post_uid0]CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT![/quote:post_uid0]

Catfight? Look, just because you *call* me Stephanie Chasm, and I was made an Honourary Girl during Rocky Horror, does not make me female.

Stop laughing. All of you.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bad comedy

[quote:post_uid0]Painfully unfunny[/quote:post_uid0]
Have you actually seen [i:post_uid0]Bruce Almighty[/i:post_uid0]? Oh yes, of course it's not as good as [i:post_uid0]The Truman Show[/i:post_uid0], but that's virtually impossible. And it's still pretty good.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]NTG[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not to good[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not too bad[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not too mediocre[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not for internal use[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]External use only[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eternal use only?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]appliance that breaks the day after its warranty expires[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Planned obsolesence[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cheese by design[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Decide where the holes should be[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]perforation

[quote:post_uid0]Not too mediocre[/quote:post_uid0]
Hehehehe.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]detach here[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Do not use for the other use[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Void where prohibited[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Batteries not included[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great sf movie.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Trek[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard

[quote:post_uid0]Star Wars [/quote:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Star Trek[/quote:post_uid0]
How many times have we mentioned those now?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker



(I have absolutely no idea. anyone counting?)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Trip

(All 63 pages? I don't think so.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Trek[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Africa[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Asia[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Minor[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]D

Plus some gobbledegook to convince the board software that this is a real message.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Toccata[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tobacco[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mosaic[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Puzzle[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Evil Rubik's cube of DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Good Rubik's Sphere of MOOD!

Interesting aside: In the UBC library under the call number NX 01 is a book called Avant-Garde Poetry in the 1960s. This has been another useless fact.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Borg sphere with a bad mood[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dyson sphere in a snit

[quote:post_uid0]
Interesting aside: In the UBC library under the call number NX 01 is a book called Avant-Garde Poetry in the 1960s. Â This has been another useless fact.[/quote:post_uid0]
Hmmm.
a) LC numbers in BC?
b) Idle curiosity as to who would be discussed in such a book[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bible-thumping Horta (Hortas? Hortae?) in a starship

[quote:post_uid0]a) LC numbers in BC?
b) Idle curiosity as to who would be discussed in such a book[/quote:post_uid0]

a) LC?
b) I can little for poetry, especially post-modernist drivel, so you'd have to fly to Vancouver and look for yourself.

Although I do get very bored here...[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pandimensional televangelists ... anywhere


a) LC = Library of Congress catalog numbers -- NX turns out to be the General Fine Arts prefix instead of literature, so maybe not. Just a reflex from having worked in reference when I was in school.
b) I'm not especially interested in poetry, either, but 60s avant-garde is as likely as any and more likely than some to catch my attention. [i:post_uid0]Idle[/i:post_uid0] was the operative word, here. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

[quote:post_uid0]) LC = Library of Congress catalog numbers -- NX turns out to be the General Fine Arts prefix instead of literature, so maybe not. Just a reflex from having worked in reference when I was in school.
[/quote:post_uid0]

That's the term I was looking for. Yeah, most university libraries seem to use that system. UBC, SFU, OUC (where I got my degree). I've almost forgotten the Dewey system.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]getting your brain bashed out by a lemon wedge wrapped around a large gold brick[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What it feels like to carve a boomerang out of a large gold brick, wrap a lemon slice around it, then go to a _(fill in the blank)__ concert and throw the whole thing at the stage to show what you think of the "performer"'s music[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]NAH's violent tendencies[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya's violet tendencies, fading to lavender around the edges.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Violin acts are not the answer![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neither are cello acts![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*muttermumblefrellingdoublepost*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Borg playing cellos[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Spieces 8472, playing guitar[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Klingons playing kazoos (A warrior's instrument!)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Playing with bat'leths[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Klingon version of chainsaw-juggling[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You call that an extreme sport? Dishonourable worm!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Worf suggesting to Martok that they go whitewater bungee-jumping with a rotting old bungee cord[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"It is a [i:post_uid0]good[/i:post_uid0] day to drown!"

[quote:post_uid0]Neither are cello acts![/quote:post_uid0]
Not even Wolfram Huschke's [i:post_uid0]Purple Haze?[/i:post_uid0] ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Today we're going to drown him.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Today, class, we shall learn how to strangle a human..."[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Welcome to Nan's conflict resolution class. First lesson: proper gagging techniques."[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]counting[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Draaaaacula![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Vampire[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gay Werewolves[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Lupin, if you cut the gay part. (I think)

(not that there's anything wrong with that)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Lupus[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Your lupines, please![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Your Highness[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Its your hinny not mine"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That thar mule's as stubborn as a mule.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"...you dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Something Q would say

Well, kinda.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"has anyone ever told you, you're angry when you're beautiful?"
(I am the master of Q-uotes)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"The vulcan talent to state the obvious never ceases to amaze me."[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Time travel has concluded that the Vulcan Science Directorate is impossible. Hic."[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"IÂ’m going to Marseille. IÂ’ve got to see Paris."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"All the hair has fallen off my monkey."

Thread post #1918: The Armistice Post[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everybody's got something to hide ...[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You can run, but you can't hide.

[quote:post_uid0]"has anyone ever told you, you're angry when you're beautiful?"
(I am the master of Q-uotes)[/quote:post_uid0]
I wonder when he said that. And especially to who.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enrique Iglesias must STOP PERFORMING!

Was Janeway, btw.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Petition

and he said it in the ep. "Death Wish" if you havent seen the voyager q eps, you're missing out... at least thats my opinion.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Any idiot can start a referendum (http://www.cbc.ca/storyview/CBC/2000/11/17/dorisday001117)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]http://www.recallgraydavis.com/]Helps (www.RecallGrayDavis.com
Address:[url) to be a major-league idiot, though.[/url][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This statement has no link.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stephanie. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]observant[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]non-observant[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not the observer[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not da mama! *CLANG!*

Just as an aside, this is my millenial post. I talk way too much.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Entertaining memories from my youth of [i:post_uid0]Dinosaurs[/i:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Flinstones[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Animal-print sack dresses for men.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Garanimals[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]garak[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]entertaining[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]amusing[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]amazing[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Surprising[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shocking :O[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Earthquake[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tsunami[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sushi[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pizza[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]odds and ends on a flatbread with tomato sauce[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]offal


(have we been through this pizza thing before?)[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]get off, al

(or get off al!)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]al fresco[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Al Pacino[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All packets[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alpaca[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Vicuna (with a ~ over the n)[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Llama
(llama llama llama llama llama llama i like saying llama)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Camel[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Evil-Smelling Bugger[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]evil bugs that won't wash off the windsheild[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You're bugging me"[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]RAaaaaiD?![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Louie the Fly[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pretty fly for a rabbi[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Henry the Human Fly[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Be afraid. Be very afraid."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You won't like me when I'm irritated.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<span id='ME'><center>Nan SMIIITE!</center></span>[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hammer of Smiting[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]new and improved, ultra deluxe hammer of smiting[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's gotta hurt.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Not really, its not as good as the original, nomater what they say in their ads. ;))

ouch![/color:post_uid0]

[Kristina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]E.T. (and I bet those who didn't see that one coming are easily counted) *ducks*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Phone home"[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Thankyou for using AT&T"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The AT in AT&T.

Lucking I didn't transpose any letters by mistake.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The bop in the bop shu-bop shu-bop[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the ram in the ram alama ding dong[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]... the Witch is dead![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is there a ruby handbag to match?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ma'am, could you empty your purse on the counter please?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ma'am, can you take off all your clothes please?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"YOU PERVERT!" *slap*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I deserved that"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hammer of Smiting[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mallet of Fiving[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]1/12th[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What's for dinner?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]BEEF![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]MOOO![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cows[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Cow Killer!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Cows with guns[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chickens in choppers.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]horses in airplanes[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sure sign the newest round of cuts to the military budget are too severe[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Due to the high cost of bullets, Washington has made half of the Army attend classes about Australian culture, taught them to "spake loike an Osstroilian", given each soldier his or her own boomerang, and imposed a strict "losers weepers, no refills allowed" policy[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Boomerang classes[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kangroo Killers![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Australian hunters[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]largely insane people in khaki shorts poking venomous snakes in the eye[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](This is actually Sa'ar, too lazy to log out and log back in again)

Crikey!

(I hate that guy)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Who? :O )

Cricket[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Baseball

(The Crocodile hunter, Steve Irving "Crikey she's mad, now if you ever find one of these in the wild, what ever you do don't do this … the little blither tried to bite me!" ok so its not an exact quote but a pretty good inmression in my opinion.).[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]American Football[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bowling[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bowls
(Sa'ar again)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]many many hours at the throwing wheel

(Nan here)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A few seconds at the rolling triangle.

(Sa'ar, stop doing that! I'm trying to get more posts than Nan and you're not helping! ;) Save your own post count. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A couple of hours at the DMV office[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a couple of weeks at the registration office.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A couple of years at a dead end job[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eternity

(Nan says you'll never beat her in post count :P Not in the near future, at least, for she is one of the Verbose Six, and she's waving a rat at me.)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"A Small Eternity with Yoko Ono"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A Q's life wrecking rock bands.

(Don't be so sure. And in case you haven't noticed, so am I :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"THIS IS SPINAL TAP!"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]needles *shivers*


I'm baaaaaaack by the way. I Haven't been here for 2 weeks! *withdrawal symptoms* seriously, is my server rubbish or has 5MV not been changed for a full month?[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pinzah

(That's about right.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Penzance, or Pirates thereof[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a very small pen that the ant is writing with.
(I can picture it in my mind)


:dead:[/color:post_uid0]