The Person Above You Game

[whoiam]

as e of pi no doubt understands, I don't like being an order of magnitude behind the other posters - even ones who've been here a year or two longer then I have...

[danieldoof]

whoiam may have more freetime then others around here :twisted:

[whoiam]

danieldoof may be mistaking borderline-(that thingummy where you really don't sleep much) for free time...

[danieldoof]

whoiam may be correct

[Opium]

danieldoof actually said that whoiam might be correct! :o

[danieldoof]

opium cannot believe it :wink:

[Opium]

danieldoof might just be right!

[danieldoof]

opium actually said that I might be correct! :twisted:

[whoiam]

Danieldoof is spouting Nonsense! With Opium's help!


...not that surprising, mind you...

[danieldoof]

whoiam says that opium and I are spouting nonsense...

HOW DARE YOU

[whoiam]

danieldoof forgets I dare solely because I know that Opium won't kill a fellow member of the Morphine Party. Grevously injure, yes, but nothing that would stop me voting...

[danieldoof]

whoiam should know that I am NOT a member of any party :twisted:

[whoiam]

danieldoof should remember that I'm protected by the Morphine Party, for the same reason as Opium won't kill me - they want my vote... *grins, and hides behind CV and Opium*

[danieldoof]

whoiam should know that hiding helps NOTHING

I am coming to get you....and CRUSH you :wink:

[Opium]

danieldoof wants to crush whoiam.

I don't think it will give the intended high...in mood.

[whoiam]

I think crushing Opium is much better for that purpose. Its one of the reasons I oppose it.

[danieldoof]

whoiam is against good moods

[whoiam]

Danieldoof has made a generalisation based on my opposition to the crushing of amusing (canadian?) ladies.

[Opium]

whoiam is correct that I am Canadian lady.

And that we don't like to crushed, thank you very much! :P

[e of pi]

Opium and Co. are way off on a tangent.

[whoiam]

as, probably, is e of pi.

[Opium]

whoiam doesn't want to crush me!

[e of pi]

Opium doesn't want to be crushed.

And no, I'm not on tangents right now. I took Geometry last year :)

[danieldoof]

e of pi is not on tangents...maybe on secants

[whoiam]

Danieldoof is on *a* tangent, rather then on tangents...

[Xeroc]

Whoiam is probably on a cosecant for all we know.

[e of pi]

Xeroc and Co. are on a mathematical tangent. And I'm in Ms (Sarge)McCarthy's Period 2/B Algebra II Honors. We're learning how to solve problem with three variables. It's neat.

[Xeroc]

e of pi Inc. is in school!

[Vedra]

Xeroc has a cheesy 47 avatar...not that that's a bad thing. :P

[Xeroc]

Tarn-Vedra has a really-close-up avatar!

[Vedra]

Xeroc noticed the All-Seeing Eye of Utada Hikaru...what shall be done? Hanging? Torture? Emasculation? The possibilities are endless... :twisted:

[e of pi]

Tarn-Vedra hasn't been on in a while. So: Crush Opium, or don't?

[danieldoof]

e of pi is still asking everyone whether to crush opium or not

[e of pi]

Danieldoof points out the obvious.

[danieldoof]

e of pi does not know about my genius troi impression...

[e of pi]

Has danieldoof seen this weeks Sev Trek cartoon at http://cartoons.sev.com.au/Sev-Space/Sev-Trek/The-X-Generation/ss79?

[danieldoof]

e of pi should know that I have not seen....erm okay NOW I have seen it

our troi impressions are muuuuuuuch older

[e of pi]

Danieldoof may have gotten his "u" key stuck.

[danieldoof]

e of pi may have never had a spider in the keyboard under the keys......which had to be killed with multiple hitting the u key

[e of pi]

Danieldoof is correct.

[danieldoof]

e of pie is very fast

[e of pi]

Danieldoof takes hints.

[danieldoof]

e of pi is in the chat now

chat you know THE CHAT

[e of pi]

Danieldoof finally references something this drone knows.

[danieldoof]

e of pi left the chat.....I scared that drone away

[e of pi]

Danieldoof did not. Well, OK, yeah.

[danieldoof]

e of pi is scared of me....because I am EVIL

[e of pi]

No, just creepy in large doses.

[whoiam]

e of pi has been talking to danieldoof...

[e of pi]

Whoiam hasn't been on all day.

[whoiam]

e of pi is completely correct.

[e of pi]

Whoiam was probably busy with something.

[Xeroc]

e of pi has been on all day!

[e of pi]

Xeroc needs to specify which day. If Thursday, just since 1:30. Early dissmissal. If any other, I probarly left the window open by accident.

[Xeroc]

e of pi just typoed!

[e of pi]

Xeroc never noticed I typo at least once in every post? I type fast and make the occassional error.

[Xeroc]

e of pi obviously didn't notice that I in fact noticed that as there is obviously a post about me obviously stating that I noticed his typo!


Obviously! :D

[e of pi]

Xeroc has now been presented with this lovely, framed, Certificate of Redundancy Certificate.

[Xeroc]

e of pi just gave me a certificate of redundancy certificate which he just gave me, e of pi, that is. ;) :P :D

[e of pi]

Xeroc has more than 3000 posts.

[Vedra]

e of pi has a Borg chipset.

[e of pi]

Tarn-vedra suspects the truth...




















Or does she...

[Xeroc]

e of pi had a heck of a big space in that last post!

[e of pi]

Xeroc has blinded me with the Light of the Blindingly Obvious.

[danieldoof]

e of pi finally sees that we all do very good troi impressions

[whoiam]

danieldoof is demonstrating this, right now...as am I.

[danieldoof]

whoiam should make a data impression instead

[e of pi]

This drone is confused. I can't take AP Programing until next year. HAve to finish Algebra II first. Got my 99.83 in CompAps over the summer.

[whoiam]

e. of pi may find the following discourrse useful...

Confused? Ah - as in "abashed, addled, at sea, baffled, ball up, befuddled, bewildered, come apart, dazed, discombobulated, disconcerted, disorganized, distracted, flummoxed, flustered, fouled up, glassy-eyed, gone, gonzo, misled, mixed up, muddle, nonplussed, perplexed, perturbed, punch-drunk, punchy, puzzled, screwy, shook, shook up, slaphappy, snafu, spaced out, stumped, taken aback, thrown, unglued, unscrewed, unzipped, upset..."

[e of pi]

Whoiam sounds like Data.

[danieldoof]

e of pi should try that one day

[e of pi]

I have. I got ridiculed.

[Xeroc]

e of pi has!

[e of pi]

Xeroc didn't say what I have.

[Xeroc]

e of pi at least has to have a computer. :)

[e of pi]

Xeroc is correct.

[Xeroc]

e of pi is stating the obvious again. ;) :P :D

[e of pi]

Xeroc has revived the "You can't handle the truth" thread. After all, third lifetime's the charm.

[Hotaru]

e of pi is all lower case.

[whoiam]

Hotaru is also stating the obvious

[e of pi]

Whoiam failed to note that Hotaru failed to note that my username is lowercase because the two parts are mathematical symbols representing non-repeating, non-terminating decimals.

[Opium]

e of pi has a math-inspired screename.

[danieldoof]

opiums has a ...erm... nice username

[Ginga]

Daniel didn't understand my bug bite away message.

Which is understandable.

[Opium]

Ginga is talking about an away message that was confusing to some...and unknown to others.

[danieldoof]

opium is correct
it was unknown to me as well

[e of pi]

Danieldoof is in a similar position to this drone on this issue.

[whoiam]

e of pi is agreeing with pretty much everyone else here.

[e of pi]

Whoiam is correct. :)

[whoiam]

As is e of pi

[e of pi]

As is whoiam. :)

[whoiam]

e of pi is repeating himself in spirit.

[e of pi]

Whoiam is correct. Again.

[whoiam]

e of pi is taking the easy way out of these posts

[e of pi]

Whoiam is correct again!

[whoiam]

e of pi is gonna make me start pounding my head on the table soon.

[Xeroc]

whoiam is getting annoyed by e of pi!


How about some Calculus to cheer you up?

http://xeroc.zapto.org/images/calc1.png

[whoiam]

Xeroc has overestimated my love of calculus by some way.

[Opium]

whoiam may not be the calculas lovin' fiend that we thought he was.

[whoiam]

Opium has hit the nail upon the head with a mallet of crushing...

[danieldoof]

whoiam was the last to post in this thread 24 hours ago

[e of pi]

Danieldoof makes it certian that this drone is not the only one to state the obvious.

[A person]

e of pi is annoying people.

[e of pi]

A person spells better in the actual chat then in personal messages.

[A person]

EofPi has a borg sign on his circuit board.

[e of pi]

A person until several minutes ago said he was from "Sunnyveille, California".

[A person]

My friend created the account (my email address isn't working, so I couldn't register) and I hadn't realized he'd put his location.

EofPi is trying to make life difficult for me.

[e of pi]

No, just trying to get things staight. Anyway, you only created it in the last few hours. How did you set up the exchange so quickly?

[A person]

I IM'd my friend and asked him to create the account.

[e of pi]

A person posts a lot.

[A person]

EofPi has an unusual sig.

PS: Why doens't anyone have pictures in their signature?

[e of pi]

A person has not read the backlog of the active threads or he would know that Zeke banned all of them except for Seko, the kat with the sign.

[A person]

Why'd he ban them?

[e of pi]

A person's question can be answered thusly: there were people (not naming any names) whose sigs were 3-4 times as long as any of their posts.

[A person]

EofPi's answer is very enlightening.

[e of pi]

A person is welcome to knowledge, as long as its free.

[whoiam]

e of pi posts every bit as much as 'A person'

[e of pi]

Whoiam missed the threads that I didn't respond to after he (she?) posted.

[Opium]

e of pi didn't respond to some threads.

[KillerGodMan]

Opium probably responded in most threads

[e of pi]

Killergodman forgets that Opium almost always responds...except when she doesn't.

[A person]

EofPi forgets that I forget that he forgets that I forgot what he forgot.

[Anonymous]

A Person's gender is still up in the air.

[Hotaru]

Guest is Hotaru who forgot to log in :D

[Opium]

Hotaru didn't log in, and therefore posted as "guest", and then had to come and say "that's me".

You should get LogInator 3000. But first you'd have to invent it.

[whoiam]

opium's postcount is making the rest of us feel quite inadequate - damn headstarts...

[danieldoof]

whoiam is making some pretty good progress in post count

[Xeroc]

Daieldoof isn't doing too bad either. :)

[danieldoof]

x joined a month later but has more then 3 times the postcount I have

it's scary :shock:

[Xeroc]

danieldoof is right to be scared. :twisted:


MU-AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[danieldoof]

x could scare me via icq if he had turned it on :wink:

[Vedra]

Daniel has Einstein listening to an iPod. Don't you know that Einstein hated Macs?

[danieldoof]

vedra pointed out that einstein would have hated macs... if it was not iNstein

:wink:

[e of pi]

Danieldoof is probably correct. In addition, Einstein was sort of a rebel. I think he probably would have used a Mac.

[A person]

EofPi is right.

To Hotaru: Male

[Opium]

A person is male...you know, I feel funny saying that, it sounds like a person must be male to have personhood, not simply that someone with the user name "A person" is male.

[Anonymous]

Opium feels uncomfortable with implied gender requirements.

[Vedra]

Guest was me.

[Opium]

Tarn-Vedra needs the LogInator 3000.


It's the Women's Studies training, not me, that caused that little rant! Really! That wasn't really me! :twisted:

[e of pi]

Opium took Women's Studies. But did she inhale? And what does the word "no" mean anyway?

[danieldoof]

e of pi should learn that no means NO

[A person]

Danieldoof should learn that EofPi won't take no for an answer.

[whoiam]

A Person should learn that e of pi's name is meant to be written in block-lower-case...

[e of pi]

Whoiam should know that Aperson can do that until he gets to a hundred posts. By then, he should know my ideosycracies pretty well.

[whoiam]

e of pi is somewhat past 100 posts, and so should know by now that 'A person' has a space in it...

[e of pi]

Whoiam has a good point.

[Opium]

e of pi wants his name spelled e of pi, not eofpi, E of Pie, or EOFPIE.

*in kindergarten teacher voice* Come on, folks, let's all get along! And that means using people's names properly *end of kindergarten teacher voice :roll: *

[whoiam]

Opium probably would have added that the correct form of my name is "who I am" (from the bible's "I am who I am!"), but that even I was too lazy to type it that way.... had I told her in time.

[e of pi]

Who I am should be more punctual.

[Opium]

e of pi generally follows the rules so that everyone can have fun :D

[e of pi]

Opium forgets that many times I do not. Still, I only do it in minor ways, and only with careful consideration. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get a napkin and wipe off this sarcasm dripping off my chin.

[whoiam]

e of pi needs to have a tutoring session so he can learn to control his sarcasm. Dribbling sarcasm is not a good thing...

[Opium]

whoiam's sarcasm does not involve dribbling.


I perfer subtle sarcasm. Much more fun!

[whoiam]

Opium is far more subtle then we gave her credit for. Possibly because we don't generally give credit at all...

[e of pi]

Who I am has a point.

[whoiam]

e of pi seems to like going around in circles.

[e of pi]

Who I am has yet another good point. But what else to talk about?

[whoiam]

e of pi should try using his imagination. Hopefully, he actually has one.

[e of pi]

Who I am should know I have an imaginanation, I just can't think on this little sleep.

[A person]

eOFpi should get more sleep so he can get his imagination back and convince WHOiAM that he has one.

[e of pi]

A peson is doing that on purpose, thisdrone thinks.

Postscript: It should be noted that the honor of fastest poster has shifted from this drone to it's new bearer:

<trumpet fanfare>

Where the heck did that come from? Any way, the new fastest poster on the forum is:

<trumpet fanfare>

Darn it! Anyway, its A Person, whose current post rate, 26.50, is twice the closest competition, me.

[Opium]

e of pi posts a lot per day!

[NeoMatrix]

Opium is right behind me in post count

[Opium]

NeoMatrix has been around here a long, entertianing time. :D

[e of pi]

Opium has too. However, insane needs to be added to the list for her. :)

[Opium]

e of pi is implying that I am insane. I therefore infer he's bonkers. :P

[e of pi]

Opium is right on the money.

[Hotaru]

e of pi posts more than me.

[e of pi]

Hotatu posts sporadicaly.

[Hotaru]

E of Pi's signature claims that they are the color code for green.

[Opium]

Hotaru has a new Britney avvy.

[e of pi]

Opium points out something this drone overlooked. And in response to Hotaru, the #66CC33 are, to give the short version, a member of a set of Borg splinter groups called the Colors which are part of the universe of Star Traks, a parody saga with seven series, of which . Each Color represents one particular personality feature or emotion beyond all others. For example, the Green Borg are of the opinion that with enough money, they can simply purchase Perfection. Orange seek Perfection trough non-stop partying, Black existed for the amount of time it took for the lot of them to get to the nearest star. Yellow were, at last report, somewhere between the Milky Way and Andromeda. The #66CC33, who are a bunch of computer nerds who seek to code their way to perfection, are my creation, which I submitted to the author of Star Traks: BorgSpace (a series revolving around a cubeful of defective drones). In in the latest story, "God's Geeks and Hell's Angels", the #66CC33 make their debut appearence, with tantalizing hints of a large involvement in the coming season.
As for the long version, you'll find it at the sites for BorgSpace (http://clix.to/BorgSpace)and Boldly Gone (http://www.star-traks.com/boldly/stboldly.html).

[Opium]

e of pi is part of a Borg splinter group on the Web.

[Hotaru]

Opium noticed my previous avvy.

[Opium]

Hotaru now has an even newer avvy.

[e of pi]

Opium was talking about Hotaru, who really should make up her (his? On the internet, who knows?) mind.

[Xeroc]

e of pi is confused!

[Anonymous]

x is not confused at all by the question of gender of forum members :wink:

[danieldoof]

guest is male......cause its me

[e of pi]

Danieldoof has the logout bug.

[Xeroc]

e of pi doesn't, at least on that last post.

[danieldoof]

x probably never had the logout bug of DOOOOM

[Anonymous]

Danieldoof is killllliiing spiiiiiiiiders.

[e of pi]

Guesssssst wassssss meeeee........

[Hotaru]

e of pi joins the long list of people who thought I was female when they first met me. Just don't be like Zeke, who forgot I was male 3 times -_-

[e of pi]

Hotaru made a statement containing a potentially embarassing fact about Zeke.

[Opium]

e of pi has not, to my knowledge, been called the opposite sex.


With my name I can understand people using the universal "he" until they know I'm a "she". With Hotaru, well...he has the opposite problem.

[danieldoof]

opium can, with his name, understand the problem of hotaru :twisted:

[e of pi]

Danieldoof did that on purpose, thisdronethinks.

[Chancellor Valium]

e of pi just admitted individuality :twisted:
You will be CyberVedekised! Resistance is useless!

[e of pi]

Chancellor valium is quite correct. We at the #66CC33 are a little looser on that.

[Opium]

e of pi is loose. :twisted:

[e of pi]

Opium may or may not have a sick mind. Aw heck, who am I kiding? Scratch that last part.

[Opium]

e of pi is wrong.


I have a"quirky and insane" mind but not actually "sick". Just really creative. :twisted:

[NeoMatrix]

Opium is creative, and has a quirky and insane mind that is not sick

[danieldoof]

neomatrix is not far from 5555 posts

[Xeroc]

danieldoof isn't far away from 1,000 posts!

[NeoMatrix]

Xeroc has 3100 posts

[Opium]

NeoMatrix knows what Topic Title is.

[e of pi]

Opium references an old thread.

[NeoMatrix]

e of pi doesn't know how popular the Topic Title thread was.

[e of pi]

Neomatrix is correct. What was it?

[Ginga]

E of Pi is sure racking up the posts.

[e of pi]

Fuyu Gingu was nice enough to notice. But it begs the question: Does he just have a lot to say, or is it something far more sinister? :twisted:

[Ginga]

E of Pi switched my gender.

[Xeroc]

Ginga noticed that people do that a lot around here.

[danieldoof]

x has no problem there with her name :P

whoah is there a new trend?

[Chancellor Valium]

daniel thinks it might be a new trend! She is, of course, completely wrong :mrgreen:

[e of pi]

Chancellor Valium must be out of hir mind. Anybody read Peter David?

[Xeroc]

e of pi is going along with the latest hippest trends in this thread, like she always does.


Well, I've read some Peter David, but I don't get the reference, if "hir" is the reference.

[Opium]

Xeroc rocks some socks unorthodox.

[e of pi]

Opium rymed in the last post. And it was a bad reference. jUST FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED. sTUPID cAPS lOCK. Much better.

[Opium]

e of pi used caplocks to forget the phrase "rocks some socks unorthodox".

[Xeroc]

Opium just might have the sight to set right a new trend of light, if aiming quite slight and to the right, if she might. But hopefully not out of spite!

[danieldoof]

oh x joined the new trend, but to rhyme I have to bend 'cause as your german friend..... I don't have much english words on my hands

[e of pi]

Danieldoof tried to join the new trend. However, this trend is irrelavent.

[Xeroc]

e of pi thinks this trend has hit a dead-end, but in fact, my friend, this trend is on the mend! If we may attend to this trend's loose end, then we may ascend, or even transcend, this old weekend. I do intend, you must comprehend, to take this trend on without end!

[Opium]

Xeroc will walk the walk, talk the talk, and rock without the mock and the knock that's a big croc.

[danieldoof]

opium left the chat one minute before I entered
I have the hat of tophatman and if you want it back ....
have yourself centered in the chat of DOOOM

[Opium]

danieldoof isn't a goof he's not aloof he'd hit the roof.

[danieldoof]

opium is still awake
helium's a gas ... crists sake
I am going to have lunch
at one pm.....munch munch

[e of pi]

Danieldoof and co make this drone wonder how the heck your species could have survived multiple attempts at Stage 3 assimilation protocol.

[Xeroc]

e of pi Incorporated has re-started the company names trend! :D

[danieldoof]

x associations started a new trend in here :wink:

[Xeroc]

Daniel & Doof Technologies is going along with the trend too! :D

[danieldoof]

xeroc and partners seem to be entertained by the fact that I join all new (silly) trends

[Xeroc]

Danieldoof Wall Furnishings Inc. joins silly new trends! :D

[Opium]

Xeroc and the Drive Carefully Band Wedding Entertainment Inc. is working with the new trend!

[danieldoof]

the opium "dont do drugs just read them" books AG & Co KG should join all new trends out there :wink:

[Opium]

Danial of Doof Properties should start some new trends while also using the old ones.

[danieldoof]

opiam electrics just gave me a hint with his last post to integrate some old trends into the new one

[Xeroc]

Daniel & Doof At Law, with her last post in awe, is certain that the trends will thaw, as we guffaw, and so we will take a power saw, and blend them all into one! (Naw...) ;) :P :D

[danieldoof]

x is overcharging the doofster

[e of pi]

Danieldoof can go by DD or the doofster.

[Xeroc]

e of pi can also go by e, or just
2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699 959574966967627724076630353547
59457138217852516642742746639193200305992181741359 662904357290033429526059563073
81323286279434907632338298807531952510190115738341 879307021540891499348841675092
44761460668082264800168477411853742345442437107539 077744992069551702761838606261...

[e of pi]

Xeroc can also go by "x" or "hey, he needs to fix this chat bug". Not that I've found any. But that one chat just after the reinstall was pretty dang funny.

[03:15pm] <Xeroc> Okay, that's Officially weird.
[03:15pm] SIDT20D5ITGLTTG7HQRCU has left the channel (Ping Timeout)
[03:15pm] e of pi has left the channel

[Opium]

e of pi is sly on the rye... toast. :roll:

[Xeroc]

On that last statement Opium is absolutely riiii... ...ce pudding.

[Opium]

Xeroc's last statement is totally co...rnbread.

[Xeroc]

Opium is once again 100% riii...otous.

[danieldoof]

the x-man makes deviations of the term w2a that are hiiiii .....larious

[Xeroc]

Danieldoof is, as always, quite corr... ...ugated.

[danieldoof]

Xeroc is really innnnn.... .....ventive when it comes to words

[Xeroc]

Danieldoof seems to be joining in the new tr... ... ellis.

[e of pi]

Xeroc is following in a trend that I can under.........cover.

[danieldoof]

e of pie seems to want to have haaaaaa..... ......ir

[e of pi]

Danieldoof saw the sig change. Took you lot long enough. As for the qoute, I made it up. This drone is really just a high school student, not a drone listening in on chats to find a way to defeat the Federation. Really, this drone swears.

[Xeroc]

e of pi is trying not to act suspicious. ;)

[e of pi]

Xeroc has not discovered a major secret.

[Xeroc]

e of pi thinks I have not discovered a major secret ... OR HAVE I? ;) :P :D