November 24

[Zeke]

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Here's the new TJI: "Jackson facing hobbit-molestation charges (../thisjustin/37.html)."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You, sir, are a sick puppy. I like that.

I'll leave the quoting to others. They seem to enjoy that.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Woo! TJI!

Heheheh. Neverland-dûr. Heheheh. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Kristina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]"[...] five minutes long." (Mr. Wood has been fined for his unauthorized use of a trademarked phrase.) [/quote:post_uid0]
:lol:

Since I had a shot at being first (almost), I had to pick my favorite one. I also enjoyed the blurb to Tom Bombadil, who has more leverage to the story than he is given credit for, IMHO.

This TJI was *definitely* worth the wait, Zeke.[/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great TJI, Zeke. My favorite part is "Bright blue my jacket is, and my boots are yellow, / Peter Jackson left us out, and he can go to hell-o." But the whole thing was great.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Tom Bombadil line was definitely great.

I was also just waiting for this one from the first line on:
[quote:post_uid0]"November 24: Jackson arrested. V. good," logged very secret diarist Cassandra Claire. "Pervy hobbit-fancier."[/quote:post_uid0]

Hail TJI, flowing fount of sentiment!
All hail, all hail, divine emollient![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]"These accusations against Peter are outrageous," said Frodo actor Elijah Wood. "I've never felt remotely threatened by him. Though I guess this would explain all those slow, lingering closeup shots of Frodo and Sam. There's one in Return of the King that's like five minutes long."[/quote:post_uid0]

Finally we get an answer to this, :D :D

Very funny article![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Mr. Jackson caused an uproar by dangling a stuffed Frodo figure off a balcony. Plush-protection groups were outraged at his apparent lack of concern for the toy's safety.[/quote:post_uid0]

:lol:

[quote:post_uid0]"November 24: Jackson arrested. V. good," logged very secret diarist Cassandra Claire. "Pervy hobbit-fancier."[/quote:post_uid0]
Heeheehee.

Good job, Zeke.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heh. I can't remember whether you dropped a hint, but I had a feeling something like this was in the works.

I like it.[/color:post_uid0]