Run for Executive Producer

[catalina_marina]

Opium, you're weird. :roll:

[Opium]

Opium, you're weird.

So are you, Cat, so are you. :wink:

And yes, I have both facts for a long time. One longer than the other, though.

[catalina_marina]

^Same here, but presumably the other one. :wink:

[Opium]

^Same here, but presumably the other one.


I hope so...I just watched Fatal Attraction, so my gaurd is on extra-high! :P

[catalina_marina]

Well I have been known to spy on forumgoers... But I don't think anyone has ever accused me of following their every move before we even met. :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

I, TOO will stand for Exec. I promise to make sweeping and fun changes, demand more space combat Star Trek games, introduce the Lyrans and Hydrans to the screen, add way more fun CGI battles, and my most radical change: Make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the Federation. I shall have a new series for all the annoying characters, and move them all there. It shall be called Star Trek: All the Annoying Ones Who Get In The Way On One Starship Together Having Massive Rows, or ST:AOWGITWOOSTHMR -and also a series for all the good characters we like, called Star Trek All the Good Character Who Do Stuff And Aren't Annoying On One Ship Not Having Massive Rows, or ST:AGCWDSAAAOOSNHMR
And finally, a series all about data, called Star Trek: Datafile, where he commands a starship into the middle of nowhere and waits for a passing asteroid to destroy the ship. Crew: 2. Him and Wesley Crusher. Finally, I shall get crossovers made which aren't just crossover-fests! And I will not allow more than 3 Time-related stories in as many seasons.
That is most of my Manifesto for New Valium! Vote New Valium Today and Get a Free Sticker!*

*Must vote before end of reign of King Alfred the Great in England.

[Asky]

So, by the time of the election, everyone will have one vote: themselves.

Except for the teams, who will, in fact, have two votes.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, because if I don't get to be exec, I will sieze it by force, and replace Star Trek with a new series (exactly like the old series) of Blake's 7 ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Gah, stupid double post. Damn you, double post, damn you!

*Shakes fist*

[PointyHairedJedi]

Well, in which case I'm definitely not voting for you! :D

[Chancellor Valium]

Oh, and I TOO have a campaign poster.... http://www.geocities.com/subbie909/valiumposter.jpg
And don't forget - With New Valium you CAN have your pie, eat it AND have fivers! And don't forget to sing my election song : I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas! It goes like this:
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea,
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the only thing for me.

I've tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front,
But people just look at me,
And say it's a publicity stunt.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
To prove that I love you.

An immigrant lad, loved an Irish colleen
From Dublin Galway Bay.
He longed for her arms,
But she spurned his charms,
And sailed o'er the foam away

She left the lad by himself, on his own
All alone, a-sorrowing
And sadly he dreamed, or at least that's the
way it seemed, buddy,
That an angel quieted him....
An angel quieted the same.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea.
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the finest thing for me.

And so I've tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front.
But people just laughed, and said,
"It's a publicity stunt".

So I'm walking backwards for Christmas
To prove that I love you.

[Chancellor Valium]

Actually, scrap that thing about Blake's Seven. If you don't vote for me, I'll put Wesley Crusher on the NX-01!

[Alexia]

So, by the time of the election, everyone will have one vote: themselves.

Except for the teams, who will, in fact, have two votes.

Yup :wink: But don't forget about Ginga, who is the Sexy party's true devoted fan :mrgreen:

Plus, Valium, that poster is way huge! It's totally messed up my browsers view of this page. So, thanks for that :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Sorry. New Valium (like New Labour but even more snore-inducing) will also remove all current forms of computer in Star Trek and replace them with Eddie, but only if it will give people a whole bundle of kicks, guys! Share and Enjoy!
Also, I will have Wesley Crusher killed at least once a season. He will only appear that once, and will have a slow, lingering death that will keep you riveted to your seat for 45 minutes! (With the occasional scene of various Star Trek crews making up excuses not to rescure him....including Beverly Crusher!

[NAHTMMM]

Well, I'm NOT running for Exec Producer, so join an estimated 99.9 % +- .2% of the voters and DON'T vote for me! Ha, beat THAT percentage of voter compliance, you runner people types! :P

[Opium]

Well, NAHTMMM, if you are looking for someone to vote for...remember...


VOTE OPIUM. SHE ALREADY HAS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!

[Ginga]

*does an odd dance involving the waving of the "Sexy For Exec" banner* Whee!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Vote ASCII. He's got high friends in places.

[Xeroc]

Don't forget, I'm the supreme master of the IRC, so...


Vote Xeroc and Nic!

[PointyHairedJedi]

I would just like to say:

Vote for Pointy - you won't regret it if you do, and you will regret it if you don't. :twisted:

[Alexia]

Oh, we're doing one liners huh? Ok...

Vote Lexy and Sab, the Sexy party, for all the reasons currently stated in the last 9 pages :mrgreen: Also, we're lovely people :mrgreen: And cute :mrgreen: And we would do a genuinely good job :mrgreen:

Hmmm...that's more than one line. Hey ho :wink:

Oh, and we would never poke Nan :wink: But we would poke PHJ.

A lot :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

I have to ask - is assasinating your opponents allowed?

[Alexia]

I could kill you, but you couldn't kill me, coz I'm a girl. Thats the way it works. We can hit you, but you can't hit us, we can kill you...etc :wink:

[catalina_marina]

I could kill you, but you couldn't kill me, coz I'm a girl. Thats the way it works. We can hit you, but you can't hit us, we can kill you...etc :wink:
However, if he would hire someone for that... :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.
If this isn't bad enough....I will also give to all my voters vast tracts of land, money, and a share of the profits from microsoft. (NB - I don't own microsoft....yet..but I WILL once I have the ExecProd of ST - I need that for my hideously complicated but fool-proof plan....)

[Alexia]

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
Well, technically if you don't get in you can't do anything :wink:

However, if he would hire someone for that...
Hmmm...I didn't think of that :wink: Ah well, I bet I get to him first. My henchwomen can beat up your henchmen :wink: :twisted: :mrgreen:

[Hotaru]

I'm just posting here to remind everyone that I'm alive and still running.

[Xeroc]

And now, straight from the Xeroc & Nic campaign...

A wallpaper for your desktop!

http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/Enterprise_vote.jpg

Other Sizes: 800 x 600 (http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/Enterprise_vote.jpg) - 1024 x 768 (http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/Enterprise_vote_1024.jpg) - 1280 x 960 (http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/Enterprise_vote_1280.jpg)

Enjoy!

[taya17]

I have to ask - is assasinating your opponents allowed?

Technically, yes. But since your opponents make up 90% of the electorate as well... who are you going to lord over after you win?!


*squints at Niroc campaign poster* I see... Big... Red... Checks... Teehee. *waves flag* :)

[Zeke]

Except for the words, that was my desktop background for a while. What exactly is that pattern at the bottom of the letters CORE, Xeroc?

[Zeke]

Technically, yes. But since your opponents make up 90% of the electorate as well... who are you going to lord over after you win?!

I remind you, 17, the electorate is not you guys.

[Xeroc]

Except for the words, that was my desktop background for a while. What exactly is that pattern at the bottom of the letters CORE, Xeroc?

Here's a smaller version showing the backgrounds behind the text:

http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/Enterprise_vote_flags.jpg

It's the United States Flag on top, with the Croatian Flag on bottom.

[Alexia]

Clever Xeroc, very clever. And I actually mean it for a change :wink:

Yes, I know, no witty comments, no mudslinging, no insults at the opposition...I must be slipping :wink:

[Zeke]

That's really, really cool.

[Alexia]

That's really, really cool.

I agree.

Damn. :wink:

Must...think...of...comeback...

[Opium]

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.


So, in other words, you will have a crew-show? (a show put on by the crew at the after-party of the play where the crew puts on the costumes, makes everything outrageoiusy funny, and uses bad in-jokes)

Sounds like fun for theatre geeks like me. However, your threat means nothing to me, as I promise this:

One episode of Trek a season will be a funny, satirical, sarcastic episode full of wacky things to lighten the mood!

Oh, so the new fad is posters? Well, I'll just have to get myself a poster then, won't I?

[Opium]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/buh1.jpg

BUH poster #1[/img]

[Zeke]

That didn't take long. Nicely done; I like the fireworks.

[taya17]

It's the United States Flag on top, with the Croatian Flag on bottom.

Am I the only one here (aside from Nits) who's absolutely proficient at recognizing itty bits of the Croatian flag when I see them?




...I guess so. *facepalm*

(Actually, the top part of the crest did throw me for a loop when I first looked at it--"Ooh, pretty colors!"--but the Big Red Checks were a dead giveaway. Big Red Checks are a long-running amusement of mine, yes. Don't ask. You don't want to know.)



And Zeke--pardon me, I am quite WOLS when it comes to these things and I am completely lost. So, if it is as you say and we are not the electorate... then who the heck are they all campaigning TO? :?:

[Zeke]

(ominous voice)

NOBODY KNOWS.

But when we find out, there will be hell to pay.

Wait a minute. Beef?

[Alexia]

Thats a good point actually... :roll:

But, who cares! The more supporters the better :mrgreen:

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Am I the only one here (aside from Nits) who's absolutely proficient at recognizing itty bits of the Croatian flag when I see them?

*ahem*

I recognised the checks as well, but the heradlic twiddly bits on top threw me. Once the checks fell into place, I could see the red white and blue Slavic stripes.

The US flag threw me, oddly enough. My first thought was Austria, of all things.

[Chancellor Valium]

New Valium is also offering to its supporters:
- Excrutiatingly well paid multiple guest appearances (if wanted)
- Positions on the Board of Directors of Paramount
- Positions on the Council of Trek - a selection of worthy people who get to make important decisions about ST. (your worthiness is determined by your support for me.....)
- The chance to kill Wesley Crusher on tape
- The chance to kill android doubles of Wesley Crusher any time you want - comes with over 300 gallons of extra (uber-realisic) fake blood, and an armoury/torture chamber of diabolical weapons to use against them.
- A shiny Starfleet Command Dress Uniform
- A shiny sticker
- A tickle-me-Picard (:D)
- carbon-copies of Spock's eyebrows and ears
These are but a few advantages! So vote New Valium today!

[Alexia]

- A tickle-me-Picard (:D)

Oh my! I can't work out if that's a good or a bad thing :wink:

[NAHTMMM]

Super-duper posters, everyone! :mrgreen:


Technically, yes. But since your opponents make up 90% of the electorate as well... who are you going to lord over after you win?!

I remind you, 17, the electorate is not yo*quickly sticks his fingers back in his ears and resumes humming loudly :P*u guys.
LALALALA, CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALAAALALAA...

[Asky]

Wow. Another bunch of campaign posters from all the people who are so much more graphically talented than I am.

[Alexia]

Don't worry, they're better than me to :wink: It's the thought that counts.

I hope :wink:

[Opium]

Thanks :)


Now, onto campaigning:
-Do you REALLY want Alexia to be Exec, even though she lacks a poster?

New Valium is also offering to its supporters:
- Excrutiatingly well paid multiple guest appearances (if wanted)
- Positions on the Board of Directors of Paramount
- Positions on the Council of Trek - a selection of worthy people who get to make important decisions about ST. (your worthiness is determined by your support for me.....)
- The chance to kill Wesley Crusher on tape
- The chance to kill android doubles of Wesley Crusher any time you want - comes with over 300 gallons of extra (uber-realisic) fake blood, and an armoury/torture chamber of diabolical weapons to use against them.
- A shiny Starfleet Command Dress Uniform
- A shiny sticker
- A tickle-me-Picard ()
- carbon-copies of Spock's eyebrows and ears


Does everyone realize what chaotic messes these episodes would be? If all Valium's supporters were able to do what is posted above, the episodes would be plotless, lifeless, just random scenes! And if you want those, watch MXC!

Now, I offer solid plots, and all the good stuff too. Remember that! Opium: Offers solid plots, and all the good stuff too!

Does anyone else notice some irony here? :P

[Alexia]

-Do you REALLY want Alexia to be Exec, even though she lacks a poster?

HEY! I resent that! I had a poster PAGES before you did, and it's not half bad considering I have only been using PS for a couple of weeks AND it has a quite cool slogan I thought up which is now in my sig.

I had a poster before you were even RUNNING :wink:

So,

-Do you REALLY want Opium to be Exec, even though she lacks information and clearly hasn't been keeping up with the election from the very beginning? :twisted:

[Alexia]

For anyone who doesn't want to read the topic back to find my poster, here is is again.

I might do a follow up poster later, a sort of mid-campaign one. I'd do it now but I'm at work :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/longroad4.jpg

:mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

I never said that ideas would actually be ACCEPTED, did I?

[PointyHairedJedi]

I'm sad to announce that due to creative differences, Machiavelli is no longer on contract as a story consultant. We are currently still looking for a suitable replacement to fill in that role, though for the moment Catbert has kindly volunteered to take over.

[Alexia]

Right. Mid campaign poster. All credit for the flag/text thing to Xeroc. Man that was a good idea. I wish I'd thought of it!

The rest is miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine :twisted:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/campaignposter.gif

[Chancellor Valium]

Comparing yourselves to Bush and Blair is NOT a good move. If anyone needs someone to tag on with......Oh, and a new list of policy decisions by New Valium
- too much Temporal Cold War/Conspiracy Theorems about the Vulcans, and the writers will be SACKED and replaced with BETTER writers.
- Every few months the writers will be SACKED and replaced with BETTER ones.....
- Brannon Braga and Rick Berman will be hired....as work-experience boys.....
- Annoying scenes which get in the way will be removed
- Anyone found to be obsessing about minor details on the programme, unless justified, will be SACKED..or worse, appear as redshirts....
- Pointless characters will, every few months, be put on a shuttle with Wesley Crusher and thrown to the Klingons as stress relievers...(:D)
- I'm afraid the current Enterprise music has to go....its so irritating i can't bear it a moment longer....besides....its not very Star Trek-y...is it?
So Vote Valium Today!

[admiral sab]

Alexia: In honor of that poster I changed my avatar! ;) See I'm already in the big chair!

Vote for Lexy and Sab, the sexy choice. :lol:

[Alexia]

Comparing yourselves to Bush and Blair is NOT a good move.

Yeah, hence the "But good" bit :wink:

And Sab, Yay! :mrgreen:

[Asky]

All the campaign posters are almost enought to make me go buy a copy of PSP. But, I'm a little too cheap for that... Maybe I'll go get a copy of the Gimp...

[Zeke]

Comparing yourselves to Bush and Blair is NOT a good move.

Maybe they think I'm one of the electors, in which case it would indeed be a good move. <g>

Of course, for all we know so far, Bush and Blair are the electors....

[Opium]

The following post has been approved by BUH and Opium...even though the only person in BUH is Opium...but I mean, I'm willing to have a vice exec, please leave applications in this thread. Anyways, yah, so this post is approved by me, Opium, because, I mean, I posted it and all.

In this post, I will not discuss any cute promises or say any sort of negative things about those who are also in the running. Instead, I will state this:

I was a DRO (Deputy Returning Officer) which meant I helped people vote and helped count the ballots. So, I know about fair elections. Therefore, I will say this: I will ensure this is a fair election! If elected, I will also make sure that the elections done while I am in power will be fair.

However, despite the above knowlegde of how an election SHOULD be, let's face: it is best to vote for the party that will represent your views the best, AND is most likely to be voted in. So,

VOTE FOR OPIUM

so the "names with medicinal qualities" vote won't be split. :P

[catalina_marina]

However, if he would hire someone for that...
Hmmm...I didn't think of that :wink: Ah well, I bet I get to him first. My henchwomen can beat up your henchmen :wink: :twisted: :mrgreen:
Henchmen? Who said anything about henchmen? :roll:

No no, I'm talking about me.

[Chancellor Valium]

*I* have an army of robot anaesthetists....With long needles. You try to get near me, they inject you.....We got Valium, Tamazapam..... :twisted:

[Alexia]

I just posted this elsewhere in another thread but I thought I better put it in the official election one. As I'm away for a fortnight sab is officially in control of the Sexy party in my absence. I'm sure she'll be back soon :mrgreen:

And as I said before, seeing as you lot are apparently not voting, it won't really matter if we're both gone, never to return. That might make an interesting TJI actually :wink:

I expect to be pelted with rotten vegetables in my absence, but the Sexy party will pull through any slander.

Remember, we are an honest party in all ways. If you don't like us or our ideas vote for Pointy. If I don't get in I'm all for a Trip hour :wink:

[Ginga]

Oh, I totally want Lexy in T3h Big Chair. *waves banner more frantically*

[Chancellor Valium]

Why not me? WHY NOT MEEEEEE!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Good news, everyone! A replacement for Machiavelli has been secured, after a great deal of negotiation. Should I be elected, my story/editorial consultant shall be none other than...

Edmund Blackadder!

I've been advised to ignore any and all advice from his companion Baldrick though, especially if the words "I have a cunning plan" precede it...

[Opium]

The following post has been approved by BUH and Opium...even though the only person in BUH is Opium...but I mean, I'm willing to have a vice exec, please leave applications in this thread. Anyways, yah, so this post is approved by me, Opium, because, I mean, I posted it and all.

Many children watch "Enterprise". In fact, Star Trek has always been something kids watched, and has been family-safe.

But what kind of family-safe programming could be run by a party that has "Sex" in their name?

While Alexia and Admiral Sab are outstanding forumgoers, creative, fun and nice, together they make the Sexy party. How can a "Sexy" party make a "family-friendly" show?

VOTE OPIUM-FOR THE KIDS!

[Nic Corelli]

You might haven`t noticed it, Opium, but for some time now, Enterprise is not quite family-friendly show...

Ever since "Broken Bow, Part I", I reckon... :P :twisted:


Speaking of the campaign, I`m most alarmed by the increasing amount of new candidates and the disturbing lack of voters. Still, I`m not giving up hope. The Xeroc/Nic campaign, also known as Niroc and Ni! shall continue proudly and honourably.


For my fake Tom Welling campaign posters, do return to page 5.


:twisted:

[Alexia]

While Alexia and Admiral Sab are outstanding forumgoers, creative, fun and nice, together they make the Sexy party. How can a "Sexy" party make a "family-friendly" show?

It's just a name :wink: Still vote for us :wink: :mrgreen:

[Ginga]

I told my friend who also signed up for the J-Team that you would try to get the Grand High Janewayites to wake up and let people post. XD


So now you totally have to do it. :P

[Opium]

You might haven`t noticed it, Opium, but for some time now, Enterprise is not quite family-friendly show...


Exactly! Someone must take a FIRM stand on whether 'Enterprise' is an adult-oriented show that should be on after 10pm, or a family-friendly show which should be put on at 8pm!

It's just a name Still vote for us

'Tis never just a name! Remember, if a "rose" was called a "stink blossom" would anyone like it? Nope! :wink:

Therefore, even though Alexia and Admiral Sab are nice, friendly forumgoers who are probably totally good citizens, I am judging that, by their party name, they want to turn "Enterprise" into a Victoria's Secret commercial...Victoria Secret's male undies, that is. (I mean, really, the costumers could try to have Trip wear red silk undershirts! )
:P

[Nic Corelli]

'Tis never just a name! Remember, if a "rose" was called a "stink blossom" would anyone like it? Nope! :wink:



GASP!


A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...


:D :D :D

[taya17]

*dies laughing* I vote for Nits! I vote for Nits!

[Opium]

Buh! What does crusty old Bill Shakey know? The Simpson's are today's genuises! :mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

Why not vote for me? I offer two versions of Enterprise - one for the kids - full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy(:P) and Enterprise for more....adult viewers.....full of gritty conspiracy theory, rampant sex and violence, and with a child prodigy being killed at least once per episode....so vote NEW VALIUM PLEAASE!

[catalina_marina]

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...
:lol: We do not have enough laughing smileys fot that statement. :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

The kids ENT will be on at 6:30 and be half as long as the adult one, starting at 8.30. Any objections? Anyone wanting to team up with me? pledge their allegiance? Please?

[Xeroc]

full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy(:P)
But - Cyanide, Ammonia, Nicotine, and Arsenic are all natural ingredients!

Do we want our kids reciving that kind of stuff?

Take the safe course - Vote for Xeroc & Nic!

[Chancellor Valium]

full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy(:P) Note the "to make them healthy" bit. Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E :roll:

[catalina_marina]

I could see the red white and blue Slavic stripes.
So... You say the Netherlands have a Slavic flag too, then? :roll:

[Asky]

I offer two versions of Enterprise

Good luck convincing the actors, scriptwriters, special effects people, and eveyone at UPN of the merits of that idea... :roll:

[catalina_marina]

Hee. Well, either they get more work, and therefor more money... Or you get different characters for the two shows. :wink:

[Opium]

Chancellor Valium... I would say I would team up with you except for two things: many of our views on Enterprise are different (but then again, since when did that ever stop any political party from teaming up? :P ) and well... 'Opium and Valium Party' sounds like a rave held in an empty warehouse than ends in someone's mysterious death, which causes the cool people at CSI to be called in.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E...

ASCII promises healthy doses of A, G, C and T, plus a strict training regimen for the writers, explaining to them what those actually mean, and what you can and can't do with them.

This will be followed by a crash course in elementary physics, chemistry and biology, as well as basic logic.

Vote ASCII, because the only characters you need are binary.

[taya17]

Note the "to make them healthy" bit. Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E

Overdoses of those vitamins could cause death or serious permanent damage, especially in such a delicate developing system as a child's.


I'll pass, thanks.

*is still voting for Nits/Xeroc, whose campaign has been the most coherent so far*

[Opium]

*is still voting for Nits/Xeroc, whose campaign has been the most coherent so far*

But their message has been one of great...blankness, boringness! How about voting for someone who is interesting, weird, involved!

How about voting for Opium. Please? How about for Assistant to the Executive Producer? :)

[Chancellor Valium]

Opium: Valium and Opium= Morphine party! Besides, we can work out what to do with ENT later.......we don't have to decide right away..... :D

[Opium]

Hmm...the Morphine party...sounds better than the BUH party!

Morphine Party Sounds like a plan!

[Chancellor Valium]

It IS a plan. So what differences of opinion ARE there about ENT? Im willing to compromise on this ST spinoff if you will on the next....

[Nic Corelli]

*is still voting for Nits/Xeroc, whose campaign has been the most coherent so far*


Absolutely! I couldn`t agree more! :mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

Liar.

[Opium]

Liar.

*whispers*
Psst, Chancellor Valium...it may be a better strategy to simply show the untruth rather than going around calling people liars.

Just a thought :wink:
*/whisper*

[Chancellor Valium]

Ja. But accusing people is fun!

[Zeke]

When you accuse you make an acc of u and se.

[Chancellor Valium]

That makes no sense and is a poor, poor joke. Please explain.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Sure it makes sense. You're just reading it in the wrong frame of logic.

[Derek]

When you accuse you make an acc of u and se.
Allow me to assume the role of devil's advocate and say that I've never liked that phrase.

I mean, sure, it's clever. Who would want to make A C Compiler out of Universities and Special Editions? Still, sometimes you have to accuse, even if it's on imperfect information.

Get a Clue board game for an example. Let's assume you've seen all the people except for Colonel Mustard and Mrs. White, but you've noticed that when other players have guessed involving Mrs. White, they've always been shown a card from one certain player. Thus, you can assume that Colonel Mustard is the culprit, and accuse him. What's so wrong about that?

It's true that you're wrong sometimes, but still you have to go on accusing, partly because you'll never know until you do accuse, and your wrong accusations help you refine your accusing sense and allow you to make right accusations.

...Er, actually this argument isn't making that much sense, so I'll just assume Zeke was talking about something else, and accuse Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with the knife.

::checks::

Ha! I was right!

[NAHTMMM]

Way to cut the Mustard, Derek! ;)

[Chancellor Valium]

It's clear as mustard that you're all completely MUSTARD STIR-FRY CRAZY! (Eugh - mustard and stir-fry.....) :D

[Anonymous]

Mustard crazy... I will most certainly remember that... :twisted:


Although I have to say I prefer ketchup, and would rather call people ketchup crazy. Because, you see, ketchup is crazy... It is healthy *and* it tastes good.


AND IT IS RED! :twisted:

[Anonymous]

~previous post courtesy of Nic (if the twisted smilies weren`t a clue enough), who is on college killing time before his final little exam and
WHO HAS EVILLY STOLEN SOMEONE ELSE`S NIFTY LAPTOP AND THEREFORE PREFERS NOT TO REGISTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


Or, actually, is just using the college computer, which wasn`t occupied for the first time in an eon. Damn college, with thousands of people crawling around it... greedily glancing at MY computer! MINE! And I`m never giving it up! Well, at least not till the exam starts... So I`ve gone slightly (a bit more) crazy, overjoyed with the prospect of surfing on 5MV instead of just killing time staring at the ceiling.

Also, woke up at 7:50 a.m., arrived on college at 9 and learned the exam has been PUSHED TO 12! ARRRGH! Could have slept three more hours!


(people are asking how long I`ll be on this computer and I`m telling them: FOREVER! AND EVER! GRAHAHAHA! ...Well, twenty minutes. :D )


Okay, done. Thank you for reading my Random Unprovoked Insanity. M ore will follow. :twisted:


~Nic

[Nic Corelli]

Wow, has everyone forgotten about the eTrektion? GASP! Wake up, people, campaigning time!

I promise to bring Julius Caesar to write some scripts. It will definitely be a challenge for the actors, since his sentences are 119 words long. But we, the audience, shall enjoy the most interesting and compelling dialogues! They shall be so long, there won`t be any time for discontinuity, alien Nazis and stuff.

And it`s quite clear Caesar has a writing talent. Just look at my sig! :mrgreen: It`s a little bit from his ancient text "Caesar Goes To Croatia (And Possibly Slovenia)". Since Illyricum is ancient Croatia, and all... :mrgreen:

I`d post it in Latin, but that language is dead, so it should rest in peace. :twisted: :twisted:


Vote for Xeroc Aquillion and Nic Corelli - OR ELSE! :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

On behalf of the Morphine party (MY half of the party, to be precise,) I would like to add one more idea to the pile in our manifesto..... Anyone found creating discontinuity or revisionist history will be SACKED (it's been a major problem with Doctor Who, after all)

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Furthermore, if retconning does occur, the people responsible for the sackings will be sacked.

[mudshark]

What's to be done about the møøse? That's what I'd like to know.

[PointyHairedJedi]

I promise to bring Julius Caesar to write some scripts.
But just think, Nic. He only knows Latin. So won't you have to translate everything he says and writes yourself? :P

[Opium]

I promise to hire some folks from CSI if they happen to get sacked again, even though CSI rocks! In fact, I promise that at least one ep a season will be a CSI crossover!

Vote for Opium and
The Morphine Party!

[Chancellor Valium]

I promise that crossovers will not be fan**** :D

[Nic Corelli]

I promise to bring Julius Caesar to write some scripts.
But just think, Nic. He only knows Latin. So won't you have to translate everything he says and writes yourself? :P


GASP!

You think a man like Julius Caesar won`t be clever enough to grasp the essential bits of the cute little English language? ;) Of course he will! Or we`ll just build it into his genetic code during the cloning... :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat :D )

[Opium]

Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat )


Erm...


Opium and the Morphine Party re-affirms to will do away with (annoying, insulting, pathetic) Nazi Aliens!

[Hotaru]

Hi, I'm still running! That's all. Bye.

[Asky]

*see above post*

[admiral sab]

Hi, Lexy and I are still Sexy and running... wait that doesn't sound right. ;)


Anyways, after watching tonights debate I'm burnt out on politics. Besides I need an advil. Kerry gave me a headache. ( No offense to the Kerry fans, I'm sure Bush gave ya'll a headache too) ;)


Sab

[Chancellor Valium]

Could I just ask, who is IN the Morphine Party (previously BUH and New Valium)?
Also, just because something explodes in Engineering will no longer mean that a random panel on the bridge will frikking explode as well, dammit!

Oh, and our new script writers are as follows:
Mr. William Shakespeare
Mr. P.G. Wodehouse
Mrs. Agatha Christie
Mr. Geoffrey Chaucer (his lines my rhyme and/or be in Middle Engelaush. Apologisey My Oon Ardvaunce.)
Plautus
Douglas N. Adams
Charles Dickens
Pliny (the letter writing one)
St. John of Patmos

Our composers (for incidental and Theme music):
William Byrd
Purcell
Tallis
Correllis (father and son)
Scarlattis (father and son)
Bachs (all of them)
G.F. Handel
Haydn
Brahms
Mozart
Beethoven
Holszt
Strauss (all of THEM)

And Laurence Olivier will now star as Captain Richard Archer the Third
"Ohhh
Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh I believe in yesterday"

[PointyHairedJedi]

Edmund advises me to warn you that if you don't vote for me, you'll be paid a visit by the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells (and also your cloaks and hats will be stolen by giant hummingbirds).

[Chancellor Valium]

Really? then a word from our PR man, mr. Gag Halfrunt:
"Vell, Zer Bishop's just zis guy y'know?"

[Opium]

Anyways, after watching tonights debate I'm burnt out on politics.
So...many...rules...at...the...Kerry/Bush...debate...
You should have seen Canada's Prime Minister candidate debate. 5 party leaders, two debates (one in French at one time, one in English at another time). The five guys were able to ask each other questions, go on way to long, fight, get in arguments, talking over each other, bringing up every issue under the sun...now THAT was a headache-making, thought-provoking debate!

Which is the kind of debate that I am glad we have been having!

Could I just ask, who is IN the Morphine Party (previously BUH and New Valium)?

I do believe I am...and you are.

I like Agatha Christie, although I think it may be a little hard to get her to write for us...and I'm hearing about enough Shakespeare right now...(I guess being in a theatre program will do that)

Also, we must have modern composers for our soundtracks along with the classics (although it would be easier for modern ones to sue us for using their music :wink: ) :
Our Lady Peace
Norah Jones
Nickelback
Sum 41
Nirvana
Alanis Morressette
Abba
The Beatles
Nina (99 red battleships, floating through the Vulcan sky...)
Sarah McLachlan
Pink
and many many more...

[Chancellor Valium]

Those can maybe be 4 the adult version. the kids' version has to be educational. So rennaissance-classical music, right? (with a large helping of the Baroque....) besides, the Handel will be reserved for scenes where triumphalistic music is required etc......oh, and yes, they can't sue us that's why I chose 'em.....and of course with all these great writers, how can we fail to have excellent plots? Some of the greatest British writers of all time are there! (Proust would just be too wyrd, okay?) :D
So.......
VOTE FOR THE MORPHINE PARTY!

[Anonymous]

So when does this election end since the new season starts tonight? ;) Just wondering. Are B & B still in charge? GAH! Please say it ain't so!

[Zeke]

In the TJI world, Season 4 doesn't start until the eTrektion is over. The S4 Enterprise fivers won't wait till then, though.

In the real world, B&B are still in charge -- and long may they reign.

[Chancellor Valium]

Mayb whoever is in charge of this thread collect the full manifestos of each of the parties and display them in their full forms?

[Draknek]

I got the impression that at some point "soon", Zeke was going to contact each of the parties for an interview/to write a candidate profile.

But I could be wrong.

[Xeroc]

I got the impression that at some point "soon", Zeke was going to contact each of the parties for an interview/to write a candidate profile.

But I could be wrong.
I think you're right, but you may need a few more [ b ] and [ /b ] tags around "soon" with some :wink:'s and :twisted:'s, perhaps.

[Nic Corelli]

In the real world, B&B are still in charge -- and long may they reign.

And keep bringing the ratings down.


:P

[KillerGodMan]

If I didn't have a brain I'd run for Exec Producer, but I'm smart, becides, there's too many people running.

My evil half: Hmmm it seems Asky doesn't have a slav- I MEAN partner in the eTrektion, but I don't know that, I only read page 1 and 13 of this topic...
So instead of running, I'll campain for an invitation to vote :D [/b]

[Chancellor Valium]

You have in invitation to vote for the Morphine party. There you go. One invitation to vote, provided you suppport the Morphine party (thats the party of myself and opium). 8)

[catalina_marina]

My evil half: Hmmm it seems Asky doesn't have a slav- I MEAN partner in the eTrektion, but I don't know that, I only read page 1 and 13 of this topic...
So instead of running, I'll campain for an invitation to vote :D [/b]
I thought that was Sa'ar?

[Chancellor Valium]

Exactly! So come over to the Morphine Party, KGM! and how about you, catalina, are you part of/supporting any parties? If not, you can join us for absolutely nothing and join in the fun!

[KillerGodMan]

My evil half: Hmmm it seems Asky doesn't have a slav- I MEAN partner in the eTrektion, but I don't know that, I only read page 1 and 13 of this topic...
So instead of running, I'll campain for an invitation to vote :D [/b]
I thought that was Sa'ar?

Like my evil half said, I didn't read everything...

You have in invitation to vote for the Morphine party. There you go. One invitation to vote, provided you suppport the Morphine party (thats the party of myself and opium).

We'll see how things work out, it all depends on your platform, becides, doesn't Zeke or somebody have to invite me?

All in all, I want to vote for somebody who believes in Continuity, Canon, and most importantly, loves pie.

[Alexia]

*hands KGM pie* :mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

NOT to support the party, you dont and Fuyu is voting for Lexy n Sab....our manifesto appears, in full, to be:

My party platform is as follows:
-Enterprise will be more like the superior Treks: DS9 and TNG.
-Archer will shave his head
-Archer will notice Porthos is lonely, and adopt a wirehaired dachsund.
-I will do my best to contract Eric Szmanda and Noah Wyle into guest-starring roles.
-Since James Marsters and Nicholas Brendon aren't doing much these days, and used to be on UPN, I will offer them standard long-term contracts to reprise their Buffy roles.
-Out with the Alien Nazis, in with the Vamps with Soul and Lovable Funny Guy
-Better props...the retro-future look is fun!
-Better costumes...less blue-grey, more sophisticated black, green, pink, and yellow!
My secondary platforms are as stated:
Enterprise needs strong leadership and more Evil Future Guy!
Enterprise needs more appropriate times for Trip to take off his shirt.
Enterprise needs more tention between Trip, T'Pol and Archer.
Enterprise needs Archer to date Hoshi.
Enterprise needs Hoshie to date Mayweather, and him to date her back.
sensible timelings and more concerned with action.
(I think this is stuff that Opium wants to do....)
Alien Nazis plotline is to be replaced with Spike!
demand more space combat Star Trek games, introduce the Lyrans and Hydrans to the screen, add way more fun CGI battles, and my most radical change: Make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the Federation. I shall have a new series for all the annoying characters, and move them all there. It shall be called Star Trek: All the Annoying Ones Who Get In The Way On One Starship Together Having Massive Rows, or ST:AOWGITWOOSTHMR -and also a series for all the good characters we like, called Star Trek All the Good Character Who Do Stuff And Aren't Annoying On One Ship Not Having Massive Rows, or ST:AGCWDSAAAOOSNHMR
And finally, a series all about data, called Star Trek: Datafile, where he commands a starship into the middle of nowhere and waits for a passing asteroid to destroy the ship. Crew: 2. Him and Wesley Crusher. Finally, I shall get crossovers made which aren't just crossover-fests!
Actually, scrap that thing about Blake's Seven. If you don't vote for me, I'll put Wesley Crusher on the NX-01!
will also remove all current forms of computer in Star Trek and replace them with Eddie, but only if it will give people a whole bundle of kicks, guys! Share and Enjoy!
Also, I will have Wesley Crusher killed at least once a season. He will only appear that once, and will have a slow, lingering death that will keep you riveted to your seat for 45 minutes! (With the occasional scene of various Star Trek crews making up excuses not to rescure him....including Beverly Crusher!
That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.
If this isn't bad enough....I will also give to all my voters vast tracts of land, money, and a share of the profits from microsoft
- Excrutiatingly well paid multiple guest appearances (if wanted)
- Positions on the Board of Directors of Paramount
- Positions on the Council of Trek - a selection of worthy people who get to make important decisions about ST. (your worthiness is determined by your support for me.....)
- The chance to kill Wesley Crusher on tape
- The chance to kill android doubles of Wesley Crusher any time you want - comes with over 300 gallons of extra (uber-realisic) fake blood, and an armoury/torture chamber of diabolical weapons to use against them.
- A shiny Starfleet Command Dress Uniform
- A shiny sticker
- A tickle-me-Picard (:D)
- carbon-copies of Spock's eyebrows and ears
- too much Temporal Cold War/Conspiracy Theorems about the Vulcans, and the writers will be SACKED and replaced with BETTER writers.
- Every few months the writers will be SACKED and replaced with BETTER ones.....
- Brannon Braga and Rick Berman will be hired....as work-experience boys.....
- Annoying scenes which get in the way will be removed
- Anyone found to be obsessing about minor details on the programme, unless justified, will be SACKED..or worse, appear as redshirts....
- Pointless characters will, every few months, be put on a shuttle with Wesley Crusher and thrown to the Klingons as stress relievers...(:D)
- I'm afraid the current Enterprise music has to go....its so irritating i can't bear it a moment longer....besides....its not very Star Trek-y...is it?
offer two versions of Enterprise - one for the kids - full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy() and Enterprise for more....adult viewers.....full of gritty conspiracy theory, rampant sex and violence, and with a child prodigy being killed at least once per episode
The kids ENT will be on at 6:30 and be half as long as the adult one, starting at 8.30
I would like to add one more idea to the pile in our manifesto..... Anyone found creating discontinuity or revisionist history will be SACKED (it's been a major problem with Doctor Who, after all)
to hire some folks from CSI if they happen to get sacked again, even though CSI rocks! In fact, I promise that at least one ep a season will be a CSI crossover!
I promise that crossovers will not be fan****
Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat )
Opium and the Morphine Party re-affirms to will do away with (annoying, insulting, pathetic) Nazi Aliens!
Also, just because something explodes in Engineering will no longer mean that a random panel on the bridge will frikking explode as well, dammit!

Oh, and our new script writers are as follows:
Mr. William Shakespeare
Mr. P.G. Wodehouse
Mrs. Agatha Christie
Mr. Geoffrey Chaucer (his lines my rhyme and/or be in Middle Engelaush. Apologisey My Oon Ardvaunce.)
Plautus
Douglas N. Adams
Charles Dickens
Pliny (the letter writing one)
St. John of Patmos

Our composers (for incidental and Theme music):
William Byrd
Purcell
Tallis
Correllis (father and son)
Scarlattis (father and son)
Bachs (all of them)
G.F. Handel
Haydn
Brahms
Mozart
Beethoven
Holszt
Strauss (all of THEM)
Our Lady Peace
Norah Jones
Nickelback
Sum 41
Nirvana
Alanis Morressette
Abba
The Beatles
Nina (99 red battleships, floating through the Vulcan sky...)
Sarah McLachlan
Pink


And Laurence Olivier will now star as Captain Richard Archer the Third
"Ohhh
Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh I believe in yesterday"

I think thats all. Whew.

[Alexia]

How bout we give you continuity, canon, and pie? :wink:

Actually, the only thing I really want to see on Enterprise soon is the beginnings of the Federation. I think that would be really interesting.

And of course no more alien nazi's but I think it's fairly certain they aren't gonna play a huge part in Enterprise's future.

[catalina_marina]

All in all, I want to vote for somebody who believes in Continuity, Canon, and most importantly, loves pie.
So in other words, you're voting for Zeke? :wink:

[KillerGodMan]

All in all, I want to vote for somebody who believes in Continuity, Canon, and most importantly, loves pie.
So in other words, you're voting for Zeke? :wink:

Depends, what's his favourite kind of pie? (Excluding pi)

As for Chancellor Valium's party; you have a good platform, but add more Character Devolepment, and less of Archer discovering aliens that Kirk will discouver.

Also, as well as sacking someone for whatver, also force the sack-e to listen to a lengthy explination of Quantum Physics/Mechanics.

Also, I've got a perfict person to have for science-babble: my Science Teacher, I won't name him untill you actually approve of him into the party however.

So, The Morphane party curently has my vote, but it's still everybody's game so far.... :wink:

[Asky]

Hmmm it seems Asky doesn't have a slav- I MEAN partner in the eTrektion

You are correct. I run alone and have campainged not at all since the first page. All you need to know about me is on the first page, unless someone asks me a question.

[Opium]

Vote Opium and the Morphine party!

As for Chancellor Valium's party; you have a good platform, but add more Character Devolepment, and less of Archer discovering aliens that Kirk will discouver.

Don't worry; DS9 is my fave Trek, and it has lots of CD! So yes, Enterprise would have more CD! :D

[Chancellor Valium]

Basically, we offer to make bad Trek good, to make good Trek better, to make overall trek best. :D Oh, and Doctor Who/ST crossovers may happen provided they're not fan****. :D

[Zeke]

Enterprise needs Archer to date Hoshi.
Enterprise needs Hoshi to date Mayweather, and him to date her back.

Wait, so Hoshi wouldn't date Archer back? How does that work?

No offering invitations to vote. Not even I can do that. It's all up to Paramount. They know who the voters are, but so far, they ain't sayin'.

[Chancellor Valium]

those were opium's ideas. And the name of the party may or may not change to Morpheus.....Zeke, aren't you a voter? :D

[Chancellor Valium]

those were opium's ideas. And the name of the party may or may not change to Morpheus.....Zeke, aren't you a voter? :D

[KillerGodMan]

No offering invitations to vote. Not even I can do that. It's all up to Paramount. They know who the voters are, but so far, they ain't sayin'.

So, how do you know I'm not a voter? :D

[Zeke]

Zeke, aren't you a voter? :D

I doubt it. Paramount took my suing them (../thisjustin/3.html) kind of personally.

[Chancellor Valium]

But that was years ago - well, three years ago....give or take.....so who ARE the voters?

[PointyHairedJedi]

At the moment I'm considering pulling out of the race, though I've not made my mind up yet.

Sheesh, you accept a couple of large "donations" from interested parties, and suddenly the FEC are all over you like a bad rash. :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

then join the Morphine/Morpheus party! (we're not decided on the name.....Neo wants it to be Morpheus, KGM thinks it should be Morphine still....I'm undecided and Opium hasn't expressed a view.
btw - go to www.singinfish.com - type in "Temperance Seven" and click the first link - can anyone find a full version of this recording - preferably by the Temperance Seven.....cheers...

[Alexia]

Or you could join with us Pointy? I'm sure Sabby wouldn't mind :mrgreen: It's a shame to pull out all together.

Up to you though :wink:

[Alexia]

:roll: Of course that would mean not being an all girls party anymore...

[Chancellor Valium]

exactly! Pointy....Morphine/Morpheus has no need to be separating like that.....all are welcome to join - it's a party Party :D

[KillerGodMan]

exactly! Pointy....Morphine/Morpheus has no need to be separating like that.....all are welcome to join - it's a party Party

And the party never ends! :D :D :D

[Opium]

As I have just experienced the horrible event of having burnt soup, due to watching an engaging program, I am making a new campaign promise:
At every commercial break of Enterprise, a warning will come on: Remember to let any pets you have in or out, and to check you have nothing burning on the stove!

[Chancellor Valium]

EX-cellent idea, Opium! and I think the name is still Morphine, I'm afraid, Neo. But I don't think Opium has expressed a view on it, I would prefer Morphine (two drugs: Opium and Valium = the Morphine Party!), and KGM prefers this too.....

[Opium]

I'll just let my avvy speak for me on this one :lol:

[Chancellor Valium]

I conclude that 3/4 of the party is against the name Morpheus. Sorry, Neo.

[KillerGodMan]

Whoa, whoa, hold it, I'm not a party member yet, Paramount hasn't contacted me yet...

[Ginga]

*can be seen on a hill STILL waving her banner*

*wants to collapse*

[Alexia]

*really appreciates continued banner wavage* :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

you don't need to be contacted by Paramount to become a party member....just ask me/Opium/maybe Neo..... :)

[PointyHairedJedi]

I'll throw my lot in behind another candidate only if they can promise me that the show will still be renamed to The Trip Tucker Variety Hour.

[Chancellor Valium]

Maybe that can be a separate show. Which would bring this party's tally of Enterprise shows to 3. :D

[KillerGodMan]

you don't need to be contacted by Paramount to become a party member....just ask me/Opium/maybe Neo..... :)

Not what I meant, I was waiting for Paramount to tell me if I could vote or not, the told me, I can't, but they DID tell me that Brent Spiner is voting...

Anyways, my Point is: VOTE FOR THE MORPHINE PARTY!!!

[Zeke]

Excuse me? I don't know who that was you were talking to, but it wasn't Paramount. Paramount isn't even telling their spokesman who gets to vote.

[NAHTMMM]

Anyone who kills God for a living has surely mastered the art of getting high-level executives drunk... ;)

[KillerGodMan]

Exactly!

[Nic Corelli]

Bah. We all know Pointy will support the Xeroc & Nic campaign. Won`t you, Pointy? ;)

Anyway, how about a little Popularity Poll? At least among the forum candidates.


If the eTrektion were tomorrow, you would vote for....


Xeroc & Nic - The Xenic Party

Lexy & Sab - The Sexy Party

Opium and Valium - The Morphine Party

Someone else (specify who)




*the three parties listed herein have been the most active in campaigning in recent weeks/months/pages, so therefore are hereunto considered henceforth as frontrunners. Albeit. :P :P

[Alexia]

Zeke, is there a rough eta on when the eTrektion might be coming to an end? And who can vote? And how many more posters I need to make before we win :wink:

[Zeke]

The eTrektion will resume when I manage to, at least temporarily, stop sucking. I'm planning for that to be today or tomorrow. If all else fails, unplug my Hoover.

[admiral sab]

lol

ok then...

Vote for Lexy and Sab: The choice of the Sexy generation.

She's Lexy, I'm Sab, Together we're sexy! ;)

A vote for Alexia is a vote for Sexy.


this post of shameless slogans was brought to you by Lexy and Sab: The Sexy party.

[Alexia]

The eTrektion will resume when I manage to, at least temporarily, stop sucking.

You don't suck (at least not in the usual sense. Any other sense I really don't have enough information to either confirm or deny :wink: ), you're just busy. No need to keep apologising for having a life :mrgreen:

[Draknek]

*the three parties listed herein have been the most active in campaigning in recent weeks/months/pages, so therefore are hereunto considered henceforth as frontrunners. Albeit. :P :P
Hey, I'll have you know that my campaigning is going just great.

In fact, just yesterday I unveiled a dramatic new approach to script writing. But I guess you wouldn't know that.

Just because all you people are too jealous to sign up to receive my campaigning...

EDIT: Oh, and you don't suck, Zeke. Not that I'm going to stop you getting back to a regular update schedule...

[Ginga]

*holds up a new sign that says, "And everybody say... 'VOTE SEXY!' And 'Yatta!', too. XP"

Wa-ha! I shall hold signs for Lexy and Sab all across the galaxy until victory is theirs! *makes a V with fingers* Yay!

[KillerGodMan]

Bah. We all know Pointy will support the Xeroc & Nic campaign. Won`t you, Pointy? ;)

Anyway, how about a little Popularity Poll? At least among the forum candidates.


If the eTrektion were tomorrow, you would vote for....


Xeroc & Nic - The Xenic Party

Lexy & Sab - The Sexy Party

Opium and Valium - The Morphine Party

Someone else (specify who)




*the three parties listed herein have been the most active in campaigning in recent weeks/months/pages, so therefore are hereunto considered henceforth as frontrunners. Albeit. :P :P

You forgot me in the Morphine party, I think Neo as well

[NeoMatrix]

Not to mention the FuN party

[Ginga]

Not to mention the FuN party

And the X/IRC party. :)

[Xeroc]

Not to mention the FuN party

And the X/IRC party. :)
Those aren't parties.

That second one isn't even a 'ship. :wink:

[Alexia]

*holds up a new sign that says, "And everybody say... 'VOTE SEXY!' And 'Yatta!', too. XP"

Wa-ha! I shall hold signs for Lexy and Sab all across the galaxy until victory is theirs! *makes a V with fingers* Yay!

Hey cool :mrgreen: We have the best supporter! :hugs Ginga: :mrgreen:

[Opium]

Hey cool We have the best supporter! :hugs Ginga:

Nuh uh! Morphine has KillerGodMan, who is also even part of the party! :)

Although...if there is only one vote per party, a coalition will have to be made between the three governing parties.

But that isn't going to happen, because people will VOTE MORPHINE :!: please :?:

[Chancellor Valium]

Vote for Morphine.
You know it makes sense.
If you don't, I only have one thing to say - :roll:

[KillerGodMan]

Vote for Morphine. :D
If you do, I'll give you Pie. 8)
If you don't, I'll let my dog attack you! :twisted:

[Alexia]

Hey cool We have the best supporter! :hugs Ginga:

Nuh uh! Morphine has KillerGodMan, who is also even part of the party! :)

Surely he can't vote if he's part of the party? Ginga is still the best *hugs Ginga more* :mrgreen:

My closing statement, vote for whoever you want! I really don't mind, although I'd like us to win as long as Enterprise stays good that's all that matters! :mrgreen:

[Ginga]

Ginga is still the best *hugs Ginga more* :mrgreen:

AWWW... X3 I'm touched! We Janewayites have to stick together, you know. ;)

[Chancellor Valium]

KGM is better than Fuyu!
KGM! Begin Morphine Party Colours Display! (please :wink: )

[KillerGodMan]

Er... Look at my avitar when I cange it, that will be Morphine's Logo, (That counts as colour display, right?)

[Hotaru]

the morphine party logo is pantsman?

[Opium]

We have many logos! We are not a one-logo party. But look our cool poster again: :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/buh1.jpg

[Chancellor Valium]

We REALLY need to find a logo. How about :D or :wink: ?

[Hotaru]

I like pantsman.

[Asky]

the three parties listed herein have been the most active in campaigning in recent weeks/months/pages, so therefore are hereunto considered henceforth as frontrunners. Albeit. :P :P

What if I placed a few very generous bribes in the right places and am busy campaigning among the real voters instead of all you losers?

[KillerGodMan]

We're not losers (and we can't vote anyways, Zeke said so)

We REALLY need to find a logo. How about :D or :wink:?

You don't like Pantsman? WHY!?

[Zeke]

Okay folks... sorry I've kind of dropped the ball on the eTrektion, but I'm getting ready to pick it up again now. The first thing I need is an updated list of candidates (including who's working with who) and email addresses.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Candidate: ASCII
Spokesman/Mouthpiece/Secret Puppetmaster: Sa'ar Chasm
Positions: Uhh...they're back in the thread somewhere.
Email address: [email protected]
Motto: The only good character is a binary character.

[Asky]

Candidate: Asky
E-mail address: [email protected]

[KillerGodMan]

Okay folks... sorry I've kind of dropped the ball on the eTrektion, but I'm getting ready to pick it up again now. The first thing I need is an updated list of candidates (including who's working with who) and email addresses.

Candidates: Chancellor Valium, Opium, NeoMatrix(I think), KillerGodMan
E-mail: :?: , :?: , :?: and [email protected] (my fellow party members will have to state they're own addresses)
Party Name: Morphine Party
Position: Way back up there in the thread, new thing: All Trek related people MUST be able to spell properly, if they can't, they are to take a course
Logo: My Avitar (Pantsman)
Motto: A vote for Morphine is a vote for Pie, continuity, canon and stuff done on time! Or else Pantsman will get you! :twisted:

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Position: Way back up there in the thread, new thing: All Trek related people MUST be able to spell properly, if they can't, they are to take a course

my fellow party members will have to state they're own addresses

My Avitar

No malice intended. Proper spelling just happens to be one of my pet obsessions (and whenever I point out someone else's bad spelling, I invariably manage to mak a typo).

[KillerGodMan]

Position: Way back up there in the thread, new thing: All Trek related people MUST be able to spell properly, if they can't, they are to take a course

my fellow party members will have to state they're own addresses

My Avitar

No malice intended. Proper spelling just happens to be one of my pet obsessions (and whenever I point out someone else's bad spelling, I invariably manage to mak a typo).

wel soooooooooooory! I'll just have to take a course now, won't I?

[Hotaru]

Candidate: Hotaru
E-mail: [email protected]

Y'all can look up the other stuff on your own.

[Alexia]

Sab & Myself :mrgreen:

My email is [email protected]

I did know sab's, but I forget what it is :wink:

[Draknek]

The Draknek opt-in campaign

[email protected]

[Xeroc]

The Xeroc Aquillion & Nic Coreli Campaign! :D :twisted: (Alternatively called Niroc)

My email: [email protected]

Campaigning and Campaign posters can be found earlier in this thread.

Thank you.

[Ginga]

KGM is better than Fuyu!
KGM! Begin Morphine Party Colours Display! (please :wink: )

Pfft! Excuse me? I have the "clever member title" over here. :P

Other than that, I can't really think of any reasons why I'm better than you... O_o

Except I know in my heart that I am. :D

[Chancellor Valium]

the Morphine Party:

Party Chancellor: ME!
my email address: [email protected]

Party Other High Up Dude: Opium
Email: [copy and insert email address here]

Loyal Member no. 1: KGM
email address: [email protected]

Loyal Member no. 2: NeoMatrix
Email: [copy and insert email address here]

Full manifesto: coupla pages ago.

[admiral sab]

Lexy and myself:

hers is already posted

mine is : [email protected]

[Opium]

The Dudess of the Morphine Party: Me, as in, Opium, as in, see avvy :wink:

email: (don't you have these on your secret file of member page info? )[email protected]

The Dude: Chancellor Valium
Email: [email protected]

Loyal Members/Members of Party:
MP KGM
MP NeoMatrix

Poster:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/buh1.jpg

Main Party Platforms Include:
A more diverse music selection
Some guest appearances by cool guys
A crossover/crossovers with CSI
No Alien Nazis (perhaps replace with Spike plotline from Buffy. This is even more feasable now that that guy from Angel was on CSI: Miami)
At every commercial break of Enterprise, a warning will come on: Remember to let any pets you have in or out, and to check you have nothing burning on the stove!
More diverse writers
Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat )



And of course I will do all that I asked of the candidates before I was candidate myself:

As a true band-wagon voter, I am jumping in and having my say:

-We promise to make Enterprise more like DS9, including hiring the cast back
-We promise that Porthos gets lonely and Archer adopts a standard wire-haired dachshund, because they are cute
-We promise to bring Eric Szmanda, James Marsters, Nicholas Brendon, and Noah Wyle onto Enterprise (in guest-starring roles, as Eric Szmanda and Noah Wyle already have really cool characters on really cool shows)

Enterprise has too many commercials! Cut them shorter!
Enterprise needs strong leadership and more Evil Future Guy!
Enterprise needs more appropriate times for Trip to take off his shirt.
Enterprise needs more tention between Trip, T'Pol and Archer.
Enterprise needs Archer to date Hoshi.
Enterprise needs Hoshie to date Mayweather, and him to date her back.
Enterprise needs less forceful direction, and a more natural touch.
Enterprise needs to fully express it's science-fiction roots.
Enterprise needs to be less concerned with action and more with romance.
Enterprise needs to be less concerned with romance and more concerned with good plots.
Enterprise needs to be less concerned with good plots and more concerned with sensible timelines.
Enterprise needs to be less concerned with sensible timelings and more concerned with action.

[Chancellor Valium]

I would also like to point out our other major policies:

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President of the Federation!
(possibly, if Opium agrees) Change the music for Enterprise to something less annoying!
Removal/improvement of so-far crap characters!

[Opium]

Less annoying music=good plan
I do think the current theme music should be heard only at the end, just so the change isn't too drastic.

Also, yes, how could I forget? The Morphine Party also stands for character development!

[Chancellor Valium]

Huzzah for Character Development! Huzzah!
(I like that word at the moment......)

[KillerGodMan]

Also, We need CANON! Archer may, under NO cricumstances, dicover what Kirk discovered, unless we plan on killing everybody involved in the series and nobody knows anything. But we don't plan on doing that.

[Opium]

Also, We need CANON! Archer may, under NO cricumstances, dicover what Kirk discovered, unless we plan on killing everybody involved in the series and nobody knows anything. But we don't plan on doing that.

Wait...we're NOT killing everyone off in series? Oh...erm...I have to go and uh...change some plans...

:wink:

[Zeke]

Killing everybody involved in the series? Wouldn't that include you?

[Opium]

No one is killing anyone...or are they? :roll:

but shouldn't you be more concerned with changing certian forumgoers member titles?

[Zeke]

Shouldn't your MOM be more concerned with that?

[Opium]

I doubt my mom has the ability to hack into your computer, get passwords, and go to the main control page of 5MVforums, change my member title, and not be caught or blow up the computer.

No, it's you. :lol:

[Chancellor Valium]

Yes. Speaking of which, my anti-procrastination-by-Zeke agents have reported since I sent them out.....a couple of weeks ago.....

[Nic Corelli]

[email protected]

Campaign (false) promises - Page 5, last post.

Campaign poster - fake ones, page 6 (I think), real one, um... page 12 or something. :P


A vote for Xeroc and Nic is a vote for Naomi Wildman beating up Archer with a phaser rifle, while Janeway sips coffee and laughs! :D :mrgreen: :twisted:

[KillerGodMan]

Also, We need CANON! Archer may, under NO cricumstances, dicover what Kirk discovered, unless we plan on killing everybody involved in the series and nobody knows anything. But we don't plan on doing that.

Wait...we're NOT killing everyone off in series? Oh...erm...I have to go and uh...change some plans...

:wink:

><; OPIUM! You wern't supposed to say that! Now we actually DO have to change the plans! :(

[PointyHairedJedi]

Okay, I have returned! I can now say I'm the official representative of the Catbert/HAL campaign, who, as well as running for the presidency, are running for ExecProd too. Hey, these guys don't think small!

Candidates: Catbert/HAL 9000
Official Representative: PointyHairedJedi
Party platforms: All new main cast of talking cats and sentient computers. The existing cast would be kept around too for the entertainment of the cats. Also, better plots - the primary plot arc would concern the Enterprise taking over the Alpha Quadrant in the name of the Galactic Cat Empire. Further details are not available at this time.
E-mail: [email protected]
Logo: See current avatar, may be updated.

[Alexia]

Avatar change because PHJ's is annoyingly cool :wink: for the eTrektion :mrgreen:

[Ginga]

Whoa! And it's, like, animated! :O

[Draknek]

I spent far longer on mine than I should have....

[admiral sab]

Woah love the avatar Lexy! ;)

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmm...avatar changing time......

[Nic Corelli]

Bah. Lexy and her nasty Photoshop-avatar tactics... You might think they`re pretty, but they`re EVIL I SAY! EVIL! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Alexia]

:lol: :mrgreen: PHJ did it first :wink: I just retaliated--er, I mean, counter argument-ed :twisted: Yes...

(and trust me...I spent many hours on that. I actually wanted it to wave like a flag but I couldnt find an effect to do it. 3 animation programs later and finally I went back to what you see now >.<)

[Draknek]

Bah! Animation programs are for the weak!

Frame-by-Frame animation, all the way!

Help me...

[Opium]

Well, while flashy avvys are the rage and are cool, I still like my pretty, classic, simple, sweet avvy.

And remember,

VOTE MORPHINE!

[Zeke]

Frame-by-Frame animation, all the way!

My Aibo Hallowe'en prank agrees with you. As does the Pie King.

[Chancellor Valium]

Here is the full info for the Morphine (or Grand New Union)

Party Chancellor

Chancellor Valium
[email protected]

Party Dudess:

Opium
[email protected]

Party Members:

KillerGodMan
[email protected]

NeoMatrix
[email protected]

Party Platforms:
My party platform is as follows:
-Enterprise will be more like the superior Treks: DS9 and TNG.
-Archer will shave his head
-Archer will notice Porthos is lonely, and adopt a wirehaired dachsund.
-I will do my best to contract Eric Szmanda and Noah Wyle into guest-starring roles.
-Since James Marsters and Nicholas Brendon aren't doing much these days, and used to be on UPN, I will offer them standard long-term contracts to reprise their Buffy roles.
-Out with the Alien Nazis, in with the Vamps with Soul and Lovable Funny Guy
-Better props...the retro-future look is fun!
-Better costumes...less blue-grey, more sophisticated black, green, pink, and yellow!
My secondary platforms are as stated:
Enterprise needs strong leadership and more Evil Future Guy!
Enterprise needs more appropriate times for Trip to take off his shirt.
Enterprise needs more tention between Trip, T'Pol and Archer.
Enterprise needs Archer to date Hoshi.
Enterprise needs Hoshie to date Mayweather, and him to date her back.
sensible timelings and more concerned with action.
(I think this is stuff that Opium wants to do....)
Alien Nazis plotline is to be replaced with Spike!
demand more space combat Star Trek games, introduce the Lyrans and Hydrans to the screen, add way more fun CGI battles, and my most radical change: Make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the Federation. I shall have a new series for all the annoying characters, and move them all there. It shall be called Star Trek: All the Annoying Ones Who Get In The Way On One Starship Together Having Massive Rows, or ST:AOWGITWOOSTHMR -and also a series for all the good characters we like, called Star Trek All the Good Character Who Do Stuff And Aren't Annoying On One Ship Not Having Massive Rows, or ST:AGCWDSAAAOOSNHMR
And finally, a series all about data, called Star Trek: Datafile, where he commands a starship into the middle of nowhere and waits for a passing asteroid to destroy the ship. Crew: 2. Him and Wesley Crusher. Finally, I shall get crossovers made which aren't just crossover-fests!
Actually, scrap that thing about Blake's Seven. If you don't vote for me, I'll put Wesley Crusher on the NX-01!
will also remove all current forms of computer in Star Trek and replace them with Eddie, but only if it will give people a whole bundle of kicks, guys! Share and Enjoy!
Also, I will have Wesley Crusher killed at least once a season. He will only appear that once, and will have a slow, lingering death that will keep you riveted to your seat for 45 minutes! (With the occasional scene of various Star Trek crews making up excuses not to rescure him....including Beverly Crusher!
That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.
If this isn't bad enough....I will also give to all my voters vast tracts of land, money, and a share of the profits from microsoft
- Excrutiatingly well paid multiple guest appearances (if wanted)
- Positions on the Board of Directors of Paramount
- Positions on the Council of Trek - a selection of worthy people who get to make important decisions about ST. (your worthiness is determined by your support for me.....)
- The chance to kill Wesley Crusher on tape
- The chance to kill android doubles of Wesley Crusher any time you want - comes with over 300 gallons of extra (uber-realisic) fake blood, and an armoury/torture chamber of diabolical weapons to use against them.
- A shiny Starfleet Command Dress Uniform
- A shiny sticker
- A tickle-me-Picard ()
- carbon-copies of Spock's eyebrows and ears
- too much Temporal Cold War/Conspiracy Theorems about the Vulcans, and the writers will be SACKED and replaced with BETTER writers.
- Every few months the writers will be SACKED and replaced with BETTER ones.....
- Brannon Braga and Rick Berman will be hired....as work-experience boys.....
- Annoying scenes which get in the way will be removed
- Anyone found to be obsessing about minor details on the programme, unless justified, will be SACKED..or worse, appear as redshirts....
- Pointless characters will, every few months, be put on a shuttle with Wesley Crusher and thrown to the Klingons as stress relievers...()
- I'm afraid the current Enterprise music has to go....its so irritating i can't bear it a moment longer....besides....its not very Star Trek-y...is it?
offer two versions of Enterprise - one for the kids - full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy() and Enterprise for more....adult viewers.....full of gritty conspiracy theory, rampant sex and violence, and with a child prodigy being killed at least once per episode
The kids ENT will be on at 6:30 and be half as long as the adult one, starting at 8.30
I would like to add one more idea to the pile in our manifesto..... Anyone found creating discontinuity or revisionist history will be SACKED (it's been a major problem with Doctor Who, after all)
to hire some folks from CSI if they happen to get sacked again, even though CSI rocks! In fact, I promise that at least one ep a season will be a CSI crossover!
I promise that crossovers will not be fan****
Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat )
Opium and the Morphine Party re-affirms to will do away with (annoying, insulting, pathetic) Nazi Aliens!
Also, just because something explodes in Engineering will no longer mean that a random panel on the bridge will frikking explode as well, dammit!

Oh, and our new script writers are as follows:
Mr. William Shakespeare
Mr. P.G. Wodehouse
Mrs. Agatha Christie
Mr. Geoffrey Chaucer (his lines my rhyme and/or be in Middle Engelaush. Apologisey My Oon Ardvaunce.)
Plautus
Douglas N. Adams
Charles Dickens
Pliny (the letter writing one)
St. John of Patmos

Our composers (for incidental and Theme music):
William Byrd
Purcell
Tallis
Correllis (father and son)
Scarlattis (father and son)
Bachs (all of them)
G.F. Handel
Haydn
Brahms
Mozart
Beethoven
Holszt
Strauss (all of THEM)
Our Lady Peace
Norah Jones
Nickelback
Sum 41
Nirvana
Alanis Morressette
Abba
The Beatles
Nina (99 red battleships, floating through the Vulcan sky...)
Sarah McLachlan
Pink


And Laurence Olivier will now star as Captain Richard Archer the Third
"Ohhh
Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh I believe in yesterday"

I think thats all. Whew. The last one's a joke, btw....
Oh! And don't forget! There will be a time travel 1920's one, where T'Pol Will try to dance the Charleston in a logical and Vulcan manner. Oh, and with Decorum...and Trip will sing "You're Driving Me Crazy" to her.:D

[Zeke]

Thank you all for posting the contact info. I'll try to get the next eTrektion article posted on Sunday, though the S3 ENT fivers are a higher priority, and school higher yet.

[Chancellor Valium]

I would just like to thank Asky for running this thread, and Zeke for running the website, and the forums and the etrektion, and the rest of the Morphine party for being such a great party!

[MaverickZer0]

And I still retain the right to abstain. That's a right in this district, right?

Or left? I've gone and confused myself again. I don't care who wins, just so long as whoever it is does at least one video game crossover.

I'm still not voting.

[Chancellor Valium]

You can join our party, then Maverick! Like I said, EVERYONE is welcome to this party....and we need someone to violently disagree with us within the party......

[MaverickZer0]

I violently disagree with the entire electoral system, so no. I need to make my point here and now so I can petition for robot rights at a later date.

Besides, I consistently abstain from all elections. Why break a working trend?

[Chancellor Valium]

This gives you an excuse not to vote- you're part of a party. But ultimately it's up to you. Because this is democracy. Otherwise we would threaten and cajole you with cudgels to join the party. God Bless Democracy. And God Bless Bush - no-one else will! :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

Right, I'm back after a wee absence - I was in Ohio trying to buy some votes, but don't tell anyone. Didn't go so well though - all the induhviduals voted for Bush, so now it's time for Plan B, which is much like Plan A, but with less democracy and more explosions. Stay tuned, folks, it'll be a fun one!

Anyway, that's by the by for the moment. Now that I'm back I can concentrate on the eTrektion. Updates will be forthcoming on the weekend!

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmm....Cats demand large staffs. HAL is a psychopathic computer. NOT a good choice for etrektion...... :roll:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Shiny new avatar and matching sig image (which I hope is not to obnoxious).

Vallium, personally I think this pair are the perfect candidates. Now, I realise that HAL may not be the most popular choice ever, but Catbert saw the wisdom in this instance of having a running mate. Plus, there's the fact that we couldn't get shot of him after the American election fiasco, but that's neither here nor there.

[Alexia]

A SIG IMAGE? *MEGA SIGHS* :shock:

Ok, fine...

*heads to PS* :wink:

[Alexia]

There :mrgreen:

[PointyHairedJedi]

A SIG IMAGE? *MEGA SIGHS* :shock:

Ok, fine...

*heads to PS* :wink:
Oh yeah, because you just hate using Photoshop so much, eh? ;) :P

[KillerGodMan]

A SIG IMAGE? *MEGA SIGHS* :shock:

Ok, fine...

*heads to PS* :wink:
Oh yeah, because you just hate using Photoshop so much, eh? ;) :P

I personally use Macromedia Fireworks

[Alexia]

Oh yeah, because you just hate using Photoshop so much, eh? ;) :P

Oh, despise it :wink: :mrgreen: :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

On a completely unrelated topic, I have just discovered a computer virus which could make every computer in the entire of North America and Europe play Pachelbel's Canon in D (ronnee.com/Pchbl - Cnon.wma) non-stop and be impossible to shut down or turn off without losing all your stuff :twisted: ....

[PointyHairedJedi]

Nice try, Valium. ;)

[KillerGodMan]

Even if it WAS true, I'd be protected with my Ubar Firewall, Search and Destroy anti-virus program, Ad-Aware and Spy-Blocker. So HA!

And I;m not telling what the programs are :twisted:

[Opium]

A side note from Morhpine:

We are in no way threatening anyone with anything, even if it would be funny rather than destructive.

[Rayinne]

Arg, more Morphine strong-arm tactics. Unfortunately, this one rankles me more because it affects the digital constituency, of which I am a part. Consider my support lost and given to...um...somebody. Somebody who...isn't you...and is...er...line?

[Chancellor Valium]

Ahem. Now, I wasn't saying I was going to use it, just that I found it....So calm down dear! It's a commercial! :D

[Alexia]

And there is proof that annoying British adverts translate to annoying message board slogans... :wink:

[Rayinne]

I don't think either one of those are my line, but...

[ring!]

Yes?

Really?

GAH!

I refuse to say anything about smiting unbelievers! It's against the code!

...hold L and R and press A. :P

[hangup!]

Anyway, I've yet to choose a horse to back. If anyone wishes to make feeble attempts at bribery, now is your chance.

[Chancellor Valium]

I offer no feeble attempts and the chance to be part of the largest party in this race....and to help make good trek better bad trek good and better trek best! Oh, and thirty cubic tons of pure fiverinium - the third most valuable stuff on the planet! (After antimatter and mute-volume controls on babies :D)

[PointyHairedJedi]

And there is proof that annoying British adverts translate to annoying message board slogans... :wink:
Catbert/HAL - hate something, change something. Hate something change something make something better-r-r-r!

:D