100+ Stupid Star Wars Quotes

[Chancellor Valium]

1) Ackbar's "It's a TRAP!"
2) Palpatine - "And now, my small, green friend, you shall feel the FULL POWER of the Dark Side!"
3) Yoda - "A prophecy which misinterpreted, we may have!"

[Sa'ar Chasm]

4) Around the survivors a perimeter create. - Yoda
5) I really missed you. - Anakin, attempting to match Chakotay for wooden delivery.

Hell, anything he or Ohmuhdahlin' says qualifies for that.

[Chancellor Valium]

joint with 5, Obi-Wan's "The Dark Side is Naughty" speech.

[Celeste]

6. Always on the move. - Obi-wan, RotS

[Chancellor Valium]

7) And the Hammy Award goes to....Mark Hamill, for "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in ESB.
8) The Cheese Award goes to Darth Vader for the preceding line....

[Saxamaphone]

8. Not if anything I have to say about it, Lord Sidious.

[Chancellor Valium]

LOLOL!
9) Most of Natalie Portman's lines from RotS
10) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" --Darth Vader, RotS

[Katy Jane]

"He was an unarmed prisoner." Anakin after killing Count Duku after cutting off both his hands. *snickers*

[Chancellor Valium]

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes, Anakin!"

[mudshark]

13. Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!

[Xeroc]

14. "Bloop de do bopp di bing deep" - R2D2

[Sa'ar Chasm]

15. Look at the pattern of these blaster bolts. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise. - Obi-wan, proving that Jedi actually do lie.

[KillerGodMan]

15. Look at the pattern of these blaster bolts. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise. - Obi-wan, proving that Jedi actually do lie.

Yes, but maybe it was Sandtroopers there, and Obi-Wan mis-intripeted

[Chancellor Valium]

"That's no moon. It's a spacestation!" - proving that the Jedi have real problems with longsightedness...

[Chancellor Valium]

"Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find it is *you* who are mistaken, about a GREAT MANY THINGS."
Palpatine.

I mean, what a useless come-back!

[Naki]

"I'm here to rescue you!" Luke

And from the game: Star Wars Battlefront 2

"...I don't know why we wasted so many lives just to protect a bunch of walking carpets" - Mission briefing before the battle on Kashykk

[Zeke]

I mean, what a useless come-back!

I love the irony of that, considering the timing of the post it's in....

[e of pi]

I don't get it.

[Zeke]

I'll explain it to you when you're older.

[Vedra]

Padme:"My love for you is like a lovely river of loving, love!"
Anakin:"Ooookay, startin' to get creepy."

I always thought the love story was really forced in that movie.

[e of pi]

Yes. One of the few times I wished movie theaters had a FF |> / Skip button.

[NeoMatrix]

They do, it's called a bathroom

[e of pi]

Yes, but where I come from using the bathroom for a minute or ten every 15 minutes of screentime is considered either unatural or the result of too much sode. :wink:

[KillerGodMan]

Yes, but given the circumstances, I think people would understand.

Heck, when I saw it there were Line-ups, LINE UPS! My local theatre has ONE DAMN SCREEN and there were LINE UPS! During the ENTIRE MOVIE!

[e of pi]

Don't you mean ques? Or however that word is spelled? And you mean to get in and out of the theatre?

[KillerGodMan]

yes, I do mean queues

and they were queues to the bathroom

[e of pi]

Yeah, okay, that is pretty funny.

[NeoMatrix]

Yes, but where I come from using the bathroom for a minute or ten every 15 minutes of screentime is considered either unatural or the result of too much sode. :wink:

I have always believed their is a conspiracy with movie soft drinks drinks. Even a small will cause you to go to the bathroom at the best part of the movie.

[whoiam]

I remember reading a similar theory over on rinkworks... something to do with the movie Titanic having running water in nearly every scene, and the 'large' drinks being something like 2 gallons of soda...

[e of pi]

Ha!

[Chancellor Valium]

Yes, but where I come from using the bathroom for a minute or ten every 15 minutes of screentime is considered either unatural or the result of too much sode. :wink:

I have always believed their is a conspiracy with movie soft drinks drinks. Even a small will cause you to go to the bathroom at the best part of the movie.

They also tend to be at a price for which you could buy yourself a small near-east dictatorship...

...Or Interplay.

[e of pi]

They also tend to be at a price for which you could buy yourself a small near-east dictatorship...

You know what? Forget aeronautical engineering, I know what I want to do when I grow up! :twisted:

[whoiam]

Have the highest post count in all of history?

[NeoMatrix]

Already working on it

[Chancellor Valium]

Already working on it

Damn you...I'll catch you yet!
:P

[NeoMatrix]

Even if I stop posting now, it will take you a year or two to catch up

[Chancellor Valium]

Not necessarily. I can post at alarming speed when necessary.

[whoiam]

You and e of pi should agree to spend an hour together working on the one-by-one story and one-by-one 5 to 8 word story threads... the amount you could add to your post counts if you worked together would be truly staggering...

[e of pi]

Yeah, but with the time difference, it'd be hard to find a time.

[whoiam]

Not really. If you did 5-6 PM, that'd probably be either 10-11 PM or 11-12 PM for us. That's hardly an unreasonable sacrifice on CV's part.

[e of pi]

Hmmm. True....

[Chancellor Valium]

Yeah, but with the time difference, it'd be hard to find a time.

Hows about now?

[e of pi]

I think we already are.

[Chancellor Valium]

So do I ;)

[e of pi]

Then we agree?

[KillerGodMan]

Number whatever was next. "PWNED!" - My friend after Obi Wan cuts off Vader's arm and legs

What? It doesn't have to be IN the movies! :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Number whatever was next. "PWNED!" - My friend after Obi Wan cuts off Vader's arm and legs

What? It doesn't have to be IN the movies! :wink:

Oh yes it does! :D

"I'm Luke Skywalker- I'm here to rescue you!"

[Sa'ar Chasm]

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" - Marc, after seeing Frodo and Sam in their Orc gear.

[e of pi]

Open the pressure maintence hatch on garbage masher...wherte are we?- Luke. It's not the line, it's his inflection. Listen to it.

[Chancellor Valium]

"We are indebted to you, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and to you, Anakin Skywalker. We shall watch your careers with great interest." -- Palpatine, RotS

[e of pi]

I think that was PM.

[KillerGodMan]

'twas

[e of pi]

And it was career, singular. Refering to Anikin's. Creepy that I haven't read, seen or searched that scene in over a year, eh?

[Chancellor Valium]

And it was career, singular. Refering to Anikin's. Creepy that I haven't read, seen or searched that scene in over a year, eh?

Creepy that you searched it in the first place! And what is "PM"?

[e of pi]

Phantom Menace. Duh.

[Chancellor Valium]

Phantom Menace. Duh.

Don't you "duh" me, young fella-me-cheese! I'll wager you don't even know who William Ewart Gladstone was!
:P

"You, like your father, are now MINE!" - Palpatine.
Is it just me, or does this line warrant disturbing reinterpretations?

[whoiam]

William Gladstone.... one of the Prime Ministers during Queen Victoria's reign?

And yes. The reinterperetations are indeed disturbing. I really wish you hadn't shared them with us.

[e of pi]

Please, there are relatively immature children here.

[Chancellor Valium]

Please, there are relatively immature children here.

My apologies.

"The hate is swelling within you!"
This one just sounds like blueberries to me...

[NeoMatrix]

Please, there are relatively immature children here.

Nah, it's just John acting like a baby becauase TopHatMan didn't take him to the mall

[Chancellor Valium]

Please, there are relatively immature children here.

Nah, it's just John acting like a baby becauase TopHatMan didn't take him to the mall

Yes, well he was still scraping the paint off from one of Karl's latest raids...