Reviving the eTrektion!

[Opium]

Hey Everyone! Let's Revive the eTrektion discussions!

eTrektion Revival Thread, brought to you by Opium and The Morphine Party.

So...first question. With the banning of overzealous sig banners, how are you going to promote your party?

[KillerGodMan]

Becides changing you're Avitar? I'm not actually sure...

maybe we'll have to make a thread just for our own party...

[Chancellor Valium]

There will be a new poster campaign, in all good supermarkets. And all bad ones too, come to think of it.....

[Ginga]

Well, I've still got my imaginary picket signs for the Sexy Party that need to be dusted off...

[PointyHairedJedi]

I still have the Catbert/HAL av and banner, but they might need updating a little - they both still say '04 on them.

[MaverickZer0]

I have abstention cards ready to be printed on the grounds that I'm the guy who involves hismelf in politics only enough to get anyone else he can disinvolved.

[Opium]

I still have the Catbert/HAL av and banner, but they might need updating a little - they both still say '04 on them.

Ah, see, that's the benifit of creating a classic banner for all time:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/banner2.jpg

:P

[PointyHairedJedi]

Yes, but that has the downside of making my eyes melt. :P

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmm.....where did I hide that banner.....ahh yes....
http://www.geocities.com/subbie909/banner2.PNG

[PointyHairedJedi]

Even though my eyes have melted, it still hurts my brain. :P

[Chancellor Valium]

Which one?
Mine's just a differet version of the site logo....

[Opium]

Hey, looky here, an updated version of an Opium/Morphine party poster! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/morparty2.jpg


(hey, I should be doing an essay...so instead I'm doing this, which is much more non-essaylike)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Which one?
Mine's just a differet version of the site logo....
It's just that particular shade of blue....

[Chancellor Valium]

Which one?
Mine's just a differet version of the site logo....
It's just that particular shade of blue....

Silence, Dr. Crippin!
:P
10 points bonus for spotting the story that comes from :wink:

[danieldoof]

oooooooooooookay

who should I vote for :?:

[PointyHairedJedi]

10 points bonus for spotting the story that comes from :wink:
No bonus points for me then. :(

Do I at least get a muffin?

danieldoof, you should definitely vtoe for the Catbert/HAL ticket. An evil cat and a psychotic computer, what more could you ask for?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/PointyHairedJedi/avs/etrekbanner.png

(Just pretend it's still 2004, no-one will notice.)

[Chancellor Valium]

oooooooooooookay

who should I vote for :?:

Daniel- you should vote Morphine!

for reasons, look at my uber-long manifesto post, here (http://www.fiveminute.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=535&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=450)

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Vote for ASCII.

He's got character.

Lots of them.

[danieldoof]

yeah
fight for me :twisted:

[KillerGodMan]

Vote Morphine, or I'll send the Cult after you! :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

Morphine has the largest stocks of fiverinium, and pie.

We're also promising to bring back Enterprise, in a new and improved way.

We haven't decided yet, however, whether to bring back the old cast.

I have already provided a link to our manifesto.

We also promise to depose the current British government.

And remember - a vote for Morphine is a vote for Zaphod Beeblebrox as President of the UFP!

[Opium]

oooooooooooookay

who should I vote for :?:

Morphine, obviously. We promise to bring well-defined characters to all shows, great plots, and lots of parodies.

[Chancellor Valium]

A good summary of our policies would be that we intend, basically, to take Star Trek out of the jujuflop situation it's got itself into....

[KillerGodMan]

heh heh heh... 'jujuflop' that's fun to say! jujuflop! jujuflop!

[Chancellor Valium]

"jujuflop" comes from the HHG radio series...

[Alexia]

*cough*

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7177/election20058kn.png

[danieldoof]

whoahhhh

[Chancellor Valium]

And now a party political broadcast from the Morphine Party. Ahem.

"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle,
Twinkle twinkle, twinkle, twinkle."

That is all.

[Zeke]

My world is shaken.

[Chancellor Valium]

My world is shaken.

It was the best butter....

[richardson]

The party of choice:

The Kepsalians!

Yep, I will put a jedi on every corner, a Connie in every garage that'll fit 'em, and of course, PIE!

PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE!

*Relaxes, then laughs evilly behind everyone's back.* Okay, I'm done now.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Yes, but do we really want a Jedi on every corner though? With the exceptions of Obi-Wan and Yoda (and naturally, me) they seem to be a bit on the useless side. It's easy to look good when you're fighting enemies as pants as they were, y'know. ;)

[richardson]

Ah, yes, but every jedi will be YODA level powerful...

See now why I have such appeal. *Hides the fact that all such jedi will be clones of him....*

[Chancellor Valium]

You? What do you know about being a Jedi? I doubt you've even mastered Form I of sabre combat!

[whoiam]

...lol... I just imagined a cross between Yoda and Spock...

I wonder how 'logical' and 'the force' go together?

Still, you must admit the Vulcan Neck Pinch would be a useful tool for a Jedi.

"Live Long, and May the Force be with You!"

[richardson]

Brilliant! :idea: *Makes a test Yodck.* Hmm, facsinating. *Realizes he has found a jedi that cannot be called to the dark side, and is as uber-cool as they come.*

It's BRILLIANT!!!! *Goes out to look for yoda so he can get someone competent to train Yodck in going medival on someone.* Hey, nobody steal him while I go to the galatic phonebook to look up Degobah's location. *Runs off.*

:lol: :lol:

[Chancellor Valium]

Brilliant! :idea: *Makes a test Yodck.* Hmm, facsinating. *Realizes he has found a jedi that cannot be called to the dark side, and is as uber-cool as they come.*

It's BRILLIANT!!!! *Goes out to look for yoda so he can get someone competent to train Yodck in going medival on someone.* Hey, nobody steal him while I go to the galatic phonebook to look up Degobah's location. *Runs off.*

:lol: :lol:

You have been warned before, richardson......

Also, I have Dagobah's location, but I'll need 8,000 Triganic Pu to even consider giving it to you.

[whoiam]

Also, I have Dagobah's location, but I'll need 8,000 Triganic Pu to even consider giving it to you.

What are you, some kind of sadist? *settles back with some popcorn to watch richardson gather enough ningis (sp?) to trade for the Triganic Pus...*

[Chancellor Valium]

Also, I have Dagobah's location, but I'll need 8,000 Triganic Pu to even consider giving it to you.

What are you, some kind of sadist? *settles back with some popcorn to watch richardson gather enough ningis (sp?) to trade for the Triganic Pus...*
Yes :twisted:

Pointy: I do believe we've found two thirds of the Ravalox gang?
What say you?

[PointyHairedJedi]

Um.... my TARDIS is full of eels?

[KillerGodMan]

Um.... my TARDIS is full of eels?

Pfft! MINE is ful of Kiwi, a fruit which I happen to be allergic to

[richardson]

*Doesn't really need to pay to find anything.* Oi... alright, so my ship MIGHT be outdated, but it can still find planets with the best of them. *Transmits from coursant, where in the background, 5 people are about to mug him.*

[PointyHairedJedi]

TARDIS.... Coruscant?

I'd say you deserve it. :P

[Chancellor Valium]

Anyhow, my TARDIS is probably older than your "ship" by about two hundred thousand years....I've had it from new, you know...;)

....And you certainly also deserve those Celestial Intervention Agents currently placing you in a chronic hysterisis ;).

No-one but we are allowed to mess with continuity :?

@Pointy: Do I take it that you agree, then?
By the by, have you seen the Minister of Chance anywhere? I saw him about a decade ago, but never since....

[PointyHairedJedi]

Agree? Well, I'm a pretty agreeable sort of fellow, so why not? Can't say I've seen the Minister recently though, not since the Panopticon's last Christmas party (and that was a good three hundred years ago.... at least it was yesterday, but I forget when I was exactly).

[richardson]

Hey, wait just a minute. Only the Temporal Investigations Division of Starfleet is allowed to mess around with reality. I'm free and clear to get lost in other dimensions. Besides, it's not like I'm recruiting Yoda for the Dominion wars or anything. *Winces as his ship hovers and pulls his runabout out of an undisclosed swamp.*

[Chancellor Valium]

Actually, that area of Starfleet will be shut down in about 30 years, when first contact with us Time Lords occurs....After we shut down their operations and destroy their temporal facility. Of course, I think I will have been on holiday at the time....Mhm. Anywho.

You are hereby and forthwith arrested in the name of the High Council of Gallifrey, for intervention in pan-dimensional continuity. Any attempt to resist, and you will be dematerialised permanently. You will face trial, to which there is no right of appeal. You do not have the right to remain silent, or to any lawyer other than the one we give you. Anything you say or do will be taken down and slaughtered mercilessly by the Chief Justice. Pointy, get your wig ;)

[Opium]

*waves new Morphine banner for fun*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/morparty3.jpg

[PointyHairedJedi]

Pointy, get your wig ;)
Waaay ahead of you there. :D

[whoiam]

So... I propose the Yoda/Spock hybrid, and nothing happens... but Richardson takes up the idea and is put on trail by the timelords?

I love this site:D

[PointyHairedJedi]

The wackiness never ceases!

[Opium]

^Exactly.

[Chancellor Valium]

So... I propose the Yoda/Spock hybrid, and nothing happens... but Richardson takes up the idea and is put on trail by the timelords?


Yeah, well, he's the one who tried to break temporal law....After all, if we arrested people for thinking things like that, we'd have arrested 3/4 of every universe by now :wink:

@Pointy: Excellent!

[whoiam]

So I take it I shouldn't take this opportunity to point out the 'Spoda' quote in my sig line?

Oops - too late :P

[Chancellor Valium]

So I take it I shouldn't take this opportunity to point out the 'Spoda' quote in my sig line?

Oops - too late :P

In any case, it's one thing at a time :wink:
Your down for trial next, as a member of the Ravalox Gang ;)

Right, haul richardson to the law courts!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Shouldn't we get some goons to do that for us? I might muss up my robes if I'm going to be hauling people around the place.

[whoiam]

So I take it I shouldn't take this opportunity to point out the 'Spoda' quote in my sig line?

Oops - too late :P

In any case, it's one thing at a time :wink:
Your down for trial next, as a member of the Ravalox Gang ;)

Right, haul richardson to the law courts!

Wait, wait wait - I'm down with the 'hauling richardson off' thing... but what the hell is the 'Ravalox Gang'?

[richardson]

*runs away with Yoda and the hyperdrive off the millenium falcon, trying to keep ahead of the (In the wrong universe) timelords.* AcK!

The Kepsalians will return! As soon as I get rid of these guys... oh! *Runs out to the vong dudes.*

[Chancellor Valium]

*runs away with Yoda and the hyperdrive off the millenium falcon, trying to keep ahead of the (In the wrong universe) timelords.* AcK!

The Kepsalians will return! As soon as I get rid of these guys... oh! *Runs out to the vong dudes.*
*Materialises TARDIS around Millennium Falcon, switches on "dramatic boom" mode on intercom*
You can't run, you know...

[PointyHairedJedi]

Wait, wait wait - I'm down with the 'hauling richardson off' thing... but what the hell is the 'Ravalox Gang'?
Only the coolest gang around, man! ;)

[whoiam]

details? 'cause according to Valium, I'm a member...

[Xeroc]

Oh, er... my campaign partner is currently on a vacation in the cayman is--- no, I mean, a buisness trip, yeah, buisness. So, he's not available right now.


Uh, in the mean time...


Vote Xeroc Aquillion & Nic Corelli

[Chancellor Valium]

details? 'cause according to Valium, I'm a member...

Read up on the Trial of a Time Lord ;)
Can't remember which ep I'm afraid...

[KillerGodMan]

Valium and Pointy: I'll get richardson, I'll beat him with my broken Gamecube if he tries to run anymore....

[Opium]

:?:

Did I miss something? This is the reviving the eTrektion thread...not coolest gang around thread!

People, people. Politics must be civilised. No rhetoric, no in-fighting, no baiting, no...wait a minute, that's exactly what politics is!

Please continue :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

:?:

Did I miss something? This is the reviving the eTrektion thread...not coolest gang around thread!

People, people. Politics must be civilised. No rhetoric, no in-fighting, no baiting, no...wait a minute, that's exactly what politics is!

Please continue :twisted:

This isn't about politics, this is about justice! richardson nearly destroyed continuity! He must face trial!

@KGM: No need, the Kep Salu is in the dry-dock of my TARDIS at the moment...

[Opium]

Vote X**** A******* & N** C*****

Nuh uh!

Vote Opium and the Morphine Party :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

Justice will be served! With a large stick!

Vote Catbert/HAL - the part of both Justice and Large Sticks!!

[Chancellor Valium]

Justice will be served! With a large stick!

Vote Catbert/HAL - the part of both Justice and Large Sticks!!

Read my sig, bottom line :roll:

[PointyHairedJedi]

What? Justice and great justice are two totally different things. I thought everyone knew that. :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

Oh yeah? Then which one is on the top of the Old Bailey? :smug:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Ah, but that was blown up by codename V, so it doesn't count anymore. ;)

[richardson]

*Goes Kirkanian Acting.* You. Stole. My ship! Luckily. I. Wasn't on it! *Something goes by so fast as to break... THE LUDICROUS BARRIER!*

I have more than one contigency plan...

I'll get you yet, my pretties... *Old witch cackle.*


Bah.... *Gets thwacked by Yodck.*

[KillerGodMan]

@KGM: No need, the Kep Salu is in the dry-dock of my TARDIS at the moment...

Yes, but you're busy with Morphine Party stuff, I'll bring him to the court

[Opium]

Just so everyone realizes...Opium and the Morphine Party believes in Justice and Great Justice, and justice. :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Aha! But only our justice comes with large sticks! :P

[Chancellor Valium]

*Goes Kirkanian Acting.* You. Stole. My ship! Luckily. I. Wasn't on it! *Something goes by so fast as to break... THE LUDICROUS BARRIER!*

I have more than one contigency plan...

I'll get you yet, my pretties... *Old witch cackle.*


Bah.... *Gets thwacked by Yodck.*
*watches as he hits the wall of the Hangar, and crushes the Kep Salu into a complete write-off*
Damn! I knew I should have replaced that starry wallpaper.....

@Pointy, the Old Bailey hasn't been destroyed by Codename V, that was one of the effects of richardson's infernal meddling in continuity. The other was the Welsh Empire On Which the Sun never Rises, and the Iraqi Invasion by the Peoples Republic of Beccles, led by General Stormin' Doreen....

[richardson]

*Busts straight through the hanger wall, taking the Salu with him. A few hours later, an annoyed Yodck arrives.*


*He quickly proceeds to start questioning Vallium in the vulcan way, and rapping him on the head with a cane whenever he gets an answer he doesn't like.*

Taken Richardson, you have!

Where put him, have you!? *Thwacks!*

Need him back, do I, too quietly annoying it is without him. Used to his racket I have become! Give-give! Logical it is not for you to hold him! As destructive as Kirk does he become when incarcerated! Quite annoyed is he right now, having to put the Kep Salu back together again!

Where! Return him you must, or face my wrath will you! *Thwack!*

[whoiam]

Anyway, sacrileigeous as it may seem, I'll try and get back on topic.

I like Valium's alternate morphine party tagline - vote Morphine, the party for Not Crushing Opium!. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is worth my vote:)

[Chancellor Valium]

Anyway, sacrileigeous as it may seem, I'll try and get back on topic.

I like Valium's alternate morphine party tagline - vote Morphine, the party for Not Crushing Opium!. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is worth my vote:)

Join today, and I'll drop the charges :P

[Alexia]

Damn, I need a tagline? Hmm...

How 'bout:-

Vote for me.

Yeah, I got nothing better than that... :wink:

[whoiam]

Anyway, sacrileigeous as it may seem, I'll try and get back on topic.

I like Valium's alternate morphine party tagline - vote Morphine, the party for Not Crushing Opium!. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is worth my vote:)

Join today, and I'll drop the charges :P

With an offer like that, how can I refuse?(a)

[richardson]

Anyway, sacrileigeous as it may seem, I'll try and get back on topic.

I like Valium's alternate morphine party tagline - vote Morphine, the party for Not Crushing Opium!. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is worth my vote:)

Join today, and I'll drop the charges :P

Drop charges, okay. You asked for 'em. *Detonates charges all over the Tardis.* Hey, you should have been more specific....... :lol: I love mangling of peoples words....

[Chancellor Valium]

Anyway, sacrileigeous as it may seem, I'll try and get back on topic.

I like Valium's alternate morphine party tagline - vote Morphine, the party for Not Crushing Opium!. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is worth my vote:)

Join today, and I'll drop the charges :P

Drop charges, okay. You asked for 'em. *Detonates charges all over the Tardis.* Hey, you should have been more specific....... :lol: I love mangling of peoples words....

And I love the State of Temporal Grace :D

@whoiam: Welcome into the largest eTrektion Party! Except of course for the post-election party....

[Opium]

Aha! But only our justice comes with large sticks! :P

Oh, our justice comes with big sticks also, but they are nicely decorated to look like wands, staffs, walking sticks, etc.

Vote for The Morphine Party: the party for not...crushing...me? :shock:

[Chancellor Valium]

Aha! But only our justice comes with large sticks! :P

Oh, our justice comes with big sticks also, but they are nicely decorated to look like wands, staffs, walking sticks, etc.

Vote for The Morphine Party: the party for not...crushing...me? :shock:
Ecaglh :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

And now, a Party Political Broadcast from the Morphine Party:
Ood Gevening. Ny mame is Vancellor Chalium, and I ham tere onight bon ehalf of the Porphine Marty. Sere is our hatement:

The Lobster
Lewis Carroll
'Tis the voice of the Lobster; I heard him declare,
'You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.'
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark,
But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.

She's all my fancy painted him
(I make no idle boast);
If he or you had lost a limb,
Which would have suffered most?

They told me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him:
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.

He sent them word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
What would become of you?

I gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before.

If I or she should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.

My notion was that you had been
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it.

Don't let him know she liked them best,
For this must ever be
A secret, kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.


Boodgye :)

[Opium]

eye-melting useless eTrektion banners on sale now for the low price of ePie!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/e2005.jpg


Offer not valid with any other promotion. Banner can not be used in sig or to paste on car.

[whoiam]

I think that should have been
eTrektion 2005
coming 2006...

[Chancellor Valium]

but then it wouldn't be "sooooooooooooooooooooooooon"

Remember, pledge your vote to Morphine today, and receive a free Tickle-Me-Picard :mrgreen:

[whoiam]

Was that directed at me? Because Morphine *already* has my vote...

[Chancellor Valium]

Was that directed at me? Because Morphine *already* has my vote...

Naw, though your commitment is appreciated :mrgreen:

It was just a general canvass...

[e of pi]

Just a general poll.

Who here would vote for the #66CC33 if they promised not to assimilate those who vote for them? This would apply even if we lost.

[Alexia]

Looks like it's time to bring out this again...

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4921/election20058kn0ji.jpg

I can't believe I've had to re-date it twice :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

I'd do the same, but that might require effort!

So....

Vote Morphine for Zaphod Beeblebrox for President of the UFP!

Vote Morphine for Sirius Cybernetics!

Vote Morphine for a nice, hot cup of tea!

Vote Morphine for coffee if you prefer!

Vote Morphine to have your cake and eat it!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Vote ASCII, a candidate with Character.

[KillerGodMan]

Vote for me!

Why? Because I'm in the Morphine Party.

And I have a lightsaber!

A DOUBLE-BLADED lightsaber!

A purple one!

So vote for Morphine; the party for not crushing Opium, Pie and Cake for all, Coffee and Tea, and ramming the cube.

Also, I have the lightsaber, and if you're nice, I may let you use it, even if you didn't vote for us, aren't I nice?

[e of pi]

Ah, but lightsaber vs. cube mounted weapons from long range. My money's on the cube. Vote for the Vote for Us and Maybe We Won't Assimilate You Party.

[Opium]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/morparty4.jpg

[Chancellor Valium]

Ah, but lightsaber vs. cube mounted weapons from long range. My money's on the cube. Vote for the Vote for Us and Maybe We Won't Assimilate You Party.

Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a Battle TARDIS. *Now* who're you gonna bet on?

:twisted:

Remember to vote Morphine for essential vitamin b12!

[richardson]

Me, I'd vote for the starfleet captain snickering in the background with the stolen drive out of a tardis, and transphasic torpedos.

Vote Yodck!

The logically uber anti-sith!

[Chancellor Valium]

Me, I'd vote for the starfleet captain snickering in the background with the stolen drive out of a tardis, and transphasic torpedos.

Vote Yodck!

The logically uber anti-sith!

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement, aside from having to beam through universes, you could probably fill a small solar system with the drive units. And that's just the power converters. You know what the actual source of power is? The nucleas of a black hole, which resides both on a planet and in the heart of every TARDIS. That means that to take it out would be extremely dangerous, nay suicidal. Besides which, a TARDIS can also run off the mental energy of the occupants.

If you don't believe me, ask Pointy.

[e of pi]

Ah, but lightsaber vs. cube mounted weapons from long range. My money's on the cube. Vote for the Vote for Us and Maybe We Won't Assimilate You Party.

Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a Battle TARDIS. *Now* who're you gonna bet on?

:twisted:

Remember to vote Morphine for essential vitamin b12!

Hmm. Nah.When that situation pops up, we do what we did with the 8472: Trick starfleet into dealing with it.

[Chancellor Valium]

Ah, but lightsaber vs. cube mounted weapons from long range. My money's on the cube. Vote for the Vote for Us and Maybe We Won't Assimilate You Party.

Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a Battle TARDIS. *Now* who're you gonna bet on?

:twisted:

Remember to vote Morphine for essential vitamin b12!

Hmm. Nah.When that situation pops up, we do what we did with the 8472: Trick starfleet into dealing with it.

You can try it, but considering the last time Starfleet made trouble with a TARDIS their ships and their crews ended up stranded in three different timezones across fourteen realities...

[e of pi]

See, that's why we let them worry about it.

[richardson]

Me, I'd vote for the starfleet captain snickering in the background with the stolen drive out of a tardis, and transphasic torpedos.

Vote Yodck!

The logically uber anti-sith!

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement, aside from having to beam through universes, you could probably fill a small solar system with the drive units. And that's just the power converters. You know what the actual source of power is? The nucleas of a black hole, which resides both on a planet and in the heart of every TARDIS. That means that to take it out would be extremely dangerous, nay suicidal. Besides which, a TARDIS can also run off the mental energy of the occupants.

If you don't believe me, ask Pointy.


heh. You time-lords aren't the only ones with spatial manipulation technology anymore. *Hides the pocket universe in his pocket.* Plus, the Kep Salu's got a romulan quantum singularity drive (A black hole under a diffrent name) hooked up in an ejectable pod, plus 6, count 'em, 6 seprate warp core segments. I think we've got enough power. And give us a month, and we'll have a BETTER version to beat you silly with. :twisted:

[e of pi]

And that's the other reason we let Starfleet handle it. They have a frightening ability to deal with problems when they have to.

[richardson]

*Ahem.* I'm a starfleet captain, not a miracle worker!

I leave that to my version of scotty.

[e of pi]

Note to self: Assimilate scotty.

[richardson]

Note to self:

Assign several dozen kirk clones to illogic-protect scotty from the borg. :wink:

[e of pi]

Note to self: Assimilate/kill kirk clones.

[richardson]

What, and ruin the perfection of the collective with them? :lol:

Ah, great old illogical Kirk.

The anti-borg.

[e of pi]

I never said we'd keep them. Just assimilate 'em, wipe their memorys, then dump on some world outside the galaxy.

[richardson]

Ack! Someone get the Alludium PJ-9000!

[Chancellor Valium]

Me, I'd vote for the starfleet captain snickering in the background with the stolen drive out of a tardis, and transphasic torpedos.

Vote Yodck!

The logically uber anti-sith!

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement, aside from having to beam through universes, you could probably fill a small solar system with the drive units. And that's just the power converters. You know what the actual source of power is? The nucleas of a black hole, which resides both on a planet and in the heart of every TARDIS. That means that to take it out would be extremely dangerous, nay suicidal. Besides which, a TARDIS can also run off the mental energy of the occupants.

If you don't believe me, ask Pointy.


heh. You time-lords aren't the only ones with spatial manipulation technology anymore. *Hides the pocket universe in his pocket.* Plus, the Kep Salu's got a romulan quantum singularity drive (A black hole under a diffrent name) hooked up in an ejectable pod, plus 6, count 'em, 6 seprate warp core segments. I think we've got enough power. And give us a month, and we'll have a BETTER version to beat you silly with. :twisted:

Uhm, yes we are, and furthermore we've mastered it, and mastered it over ten million years ago.
*collapses richardson's pocket universe, rematerialises around TARDIS drive units + the Eye*.

Did I mention the ability of a TARDIS to run on raw artron energy?

[e of pi]

Fine. Valium, you'd kick his butt. Richardson, you'd kick his. Now, can we drop this?

[Chancellor Valium]

Fine. Valium, you'd kick his butt. Richardson, you wouldn't. Now, can we drop this?

With that minor alteration, yes :)

Vote Morphine- the Party of sensible temporal policy!

[richardson]

Good grief.... *Wonders if he can develop a 'destroy the universe' function for his Alludium PJ9000.....*

[e of pi]

Great.....

[Chancellor Valium]

Great.....

Huh?

[e of pi]

I'm trying to defuse this before it gets too far, but failing.

[richardson]

Wow, it worked too.

[Chancellor Valium]

I wonder how long it will last...

[richardson]

To pie, or to muffin, that is the question....


Oh, sorry, random thought.

[Chancellor Valium]

To pie, or to muffin, that is the question....


Oh, sorry, random thought.

Please, continue, and state reasons. Or state states.

[e of pi]

Indiana, Ohio, Minnisota, Louisianna, Colorado, California, Illinios, Michigan, New York, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia.

[Chancellor Valium]

Indiana, Ohio, Minnisota, Louisianna, Colorado, California, Illinios, Michigan, New York, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia.

B-.

You didn't mention any outside the USA :P

[e of pi]

Oh. Sorry.

[Chancellor Valium]

NVM. You still got a B, and I didn't state very clearly what sort of state ;)

[e of pi]

Exactly. I'll sue! Just like any red-blooded American would.

[Chancellor Valium]

Exactly. I'll sue! Just like any red-blooded American would.

Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?

[Xeroc]

Exactly. I'll sue! Just like any red-blooded American would.

Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?
Nah, I think they're cold-blooded. ;)

[Chancellor Valium]

Exactly. I'll sue! Just like any red-blooded American would.

Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?
Nah, I think they're cold-blooded. ;)

I keep telling people not to feed 'em liquid nitrogen... :roll: :wink:

[e of pi]

Breaking the tunnel....

Anyway, what do you call three decapitated lawyers in a row?



A good start.

[Chancellor Valium]

What do you call a massive long, empty post?

A waste of post-space :P

[e of pi]

Point being?

[NeoMatrix]

Point being that it could have been put to better use with our insane obsessions, like a picture of a pie.

[e of pi]

Hmmm. But then you might have missed the punchline.

[Chancellor Valium]

...As opposed to putting it so far down that virtually no-one could be bothered to look?
;)

[e of pi]

Hmmmm. Editing...

[Chancellor Valium]

Thank ye ;)

[PointyHairedJedi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/PointyHairedJedi/psw/cbhposter.jpg

As you can see, our message is simplicity itself. Unless you vote for us, you will suffer the consequences, and trust me when I say that you do not want to be on the wrong side of the Feline Mafia.

[Chancellor Valium]

Meh. I've been on their wrong side for years, and I've never had any trouble. Me, that is, and my No. 8 Lee Enfield ;)

[PointyHairedJedi]

They're just biding their time. Cats can be very patient - only the Sloth Mafia has them beat on that.

[richardson]

*Ninja appears behind catbert's lines.* Hey, I should mention that I technically *OWN* the feline mafia. *Ninja-steals catbert's prefix codes, command chiphers, and other essential data, before cackling at his secret base for several hours until Yodck once again knocks him out.*

[PointyHairedJedi]

What on earth would Catbert need with that sort of thing? He works in HR, after all. :P

[Chancellor Valium]

They're just biding their time. Cats can be very patient - only the Sloth Mafia has them beat on that.

It's been thirty-thousand years. I doubt they even still remember.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Don't you imagine that that's rather what they want you to think? :lol:

[Chancellor Valium]

Don't you imagine that that's rather what they want you to think? :lol:

No. Not after a certain favour I got Professor Chronotis to do me (as well as several other people, including you) ;)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Oh yes, I can see that the cats have done their work very well indeed.

[Chancellor Valium]

...Not as well as Professor Chronotis, I fear ;)