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whoiam
09-28-2005, 10:39 AM
Its a simple enough poll - do you want Opium crushed or not crushed, and why?

I'm casting my vote on the 'not crushed' side, 'cause she amuses me.
PointyHairedJedi
09-28-2005, 11:01 AM
I'd have to say no as well. I'm only for general crushing, killing and destroying - when you start naming specific individuals then you lose the entire spirit of the enterprise.
richardson
09-28-2005, 11:27 AM
Only if you can forge the will to get me a substancial portion of her money.

Sorry, opium, I'm broke at the moment.
Zeke
09-28-2005, 12:04 PM
I vote yes. How are you supposed to inhale it if it's not crushed?
danieldoof
09-28-2005, 01:08 PM
I would vote NO
I want to meet you in the chat someday SOON :twisted:

really I want to
Chancellor Valium
09-28-2005, 03:42 PM
As Chief Whip (and Chief Wooden Spoon :P) of Morphine, I vote "no". After all, we are the Party for Not Crushing Opium! :D
Sa'ar Chasm
09-28-2005, 04:50 PM
Hulk not crush, Hulk smash!

Besides, poppy extract tends to be kinda oily and doesn't crush all that well.
Opium
09-28-2005, 06:35 PM
I voted "Only if I get money from her will" because, obviously, I wouldn't get money from my own will, so I wouldn't crush myself.

Lemonpoppyseed muffins, anyone? :twisted:
Alexia
09-28-2005, 06:35 PM
I voted for only if I get money from her will.

What? I'm moving out, k? I need all the money I can get :wink:
Ginga
09-29-2005, 03:24 AM
I...

Obviously missed something.
KillerGodMan
10-01-2005, 02:13 AM
^ You and me both.

Maybe we were to busy enjoying the signs Seko and "Seko" have....
KillerGodMan
10-01-2005, 02:14 AM
Oh, I also voted No
Xeroc
10-01-2005, 10:02 PM
I voted no, after all, this setup is all a part of my master plan for world domination!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... AHA ... HA .. H .. A... okay, :)
MaverickZer0
10-02-2005, 06:59 AM
....Also only if I get money in the will. Hey, I'm a high school student and a future arts major. I'll need it.
whoiam
10-02-2005, 10:04 AM
...hm. I was expecting weaker performances from 'yes' and 'only if I get money in her will'... still, good to see so many greedy people out there:)

I'd probably have been an 'only if...' had I not been a member of the Party for Not Crushing Opium...
Opium
10-03-2005, 06:55 PM
Aww, guys, thanks for all the love :?
Zeke
10-03-2005, 07:09 PM
You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.
whoiam
10-03-2005, 07:43 PM
You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.
And Zeke should know, as he's the only person who voted yes;)
Opium
10-04-2005, 12:29 AM
You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.

You mean it wasn't serious? No one wants to crush me? But I've already spent over $4700 getting new locks installed on all my doors and windows, and I've reinforced all the walls of the house, not to mention the $30,000 I spent on a Lincoln Navigator so I could be tallest car on the road!

You're saying all this was for nothing?

:shock:


:twisted:
richardson
10-06-2005, 10:25 PM
Well, actually, if it means getting the money from the will, somethign might 'accidentally' happen.

But, I'd not do that unless given the ultimate chance of not getting away with it.

See, I've been joking with you...... :lol:

I love playing headgames....
e of pi
10-06-2005, 11:50 PM
I joined toward the end of this, so I have to ask:

Huh? :?
whoiam
10-07-2005, 01:51 AM
It all started way back when... in the 'person above you game'

Where Opium suggested that Hotaru change avatar to a pic of Christina...

...and someone said that Opium would be crushed by Hotaru's Britneybots for it.

So I chimed in with my 'I don't want Opium crushed! She amuses me!' post

and then Chancellor Valium came up with "Vote Morphine, the Party for Not Crushing Opium" and it kinda went from there...
e of pi
10-07-2005, 01:56 AM
Ah. Is there a Party for the Assimilation Of All Who Reference Either The Party To Crush Opium Or The Party For Not Crushing Opium yet?
whoiam
10-07-2005, 02:06 AM
the first of those parties doesn't exist, and the second is the Morphine party.

And no, there is no party for assimilating the referees of the above.
e of pi
10-07-2005, 02:22 AM
There is now.
Opium
10-07-2005, 09:10 AM
*chimes in*


Vote for the Morphine Party! See my sig to see why!


*chimes out*
whoiam
10-07-2005, 09:34 AM
oooh, Borg Opium. Also borg me.

Well, if e of pi ever catches us, at least...
PointyHairedJedi
10-07-2005, 10:27 AM
It depends which Borg though. If we're talking pre-Voyager Borg then I'm worried - if we're taking post then I'm just going to sit in the corner and giggle while they bump into furniture and get baffled by the mysteries of door knobs and light-switches.
whoiam
10-07-2005, 02:07 PM
Pre-Voyager Borg.

So be very afraid - Opium's coming for you!

oh, and I'll be popping by to assimilate all your money, pie, chocolate, and computer equipment
Chancellor Valium
10-07-2005, 09:07 PM
Pre-Voyager Borg.

So be very afraid - Opium's coming for you!

oh, and I'll be popping by to assimilate all your money, pie, chocolate, and computer equipment

Only the Morphinites will be spared!
Resistance is Use--
....
--able for all sentient life forms
:mrgreen:
e of pi
10-07-2005, 10:01 PM
Hate to point it out, but the morphintes won't be spared either.

Read it "All Who Reference". This means you.
richardson
10-08-2005, 12:13 AM
*Re-readies the huge logic puzzle just in case.* Hey, guys.... I think I'll stand.... *Moves at uber-lucicrous speed to the andromeda galaxy, and sends a post-dated message* WAY OVER HERE! Just in case.
e of pi
10-08-2005, 12:28 AM
I have just been informed by the Greater Concioussness that there is a high likelyhood that if any of you were assimilated, perfection would be detracted from. So you're safe. For now.....
Opium
10-08-2005, 09:42 AM
Woah...I'm Borg now?

That would explain this strange plastic-covered metal apoaratus on my face...

oh, wait, no, that's just my pair of glasses :roll:
Chancellor Valium
10-08-2005, 12:13 PM
The polls have closed, so your party is slightly out of time, e of pi ;)

And any attempt to change the timeline, and you will be...erased.
KillerGodMan
10-09-2005, 03:08 AM
But that still doesn't stop me from being Borg! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Actually, I think I'll make my OWN form of Borg:

We are GMs
You will be put on a sugar high
Resistance means no dessert for you!
Scooter
10-10-2005, 01:07 AM
Yes, because otherwise you don't get nearly the same narcotic effect. I've had it when it was just, you know, milled and it's not the same.

Oh, wait -- you meant -- oh. Then, no, not really.
Opium
10-10-2005, 11:32 PM
Yes, because otherwise you don't get nearly the same narcotic effect. I've had it when it was just, you know, milled and it's not the same.



If you want the full narcotic effect from me, don't crush me. Instead, wait till 4am, give me lots of caffiene and sugar, and wait till the fun starts :P
whoiam
10-11-2005, 02:28 AM
Yes, because otherwise you don't get nearly the same narcotic effect. I've had it when it was just, you know, milled and it's not the same.



If you want the full narcotic effect from me, don't crush me. Instead, wait till 4am, give me lots of caffiene and sugar, and wait till the fun starts :P

Will do. Cameras (and vid-cams) on standby.