Help me with a plot bunny! :)

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Hi! I want to write an HP/LOTR/POTC/DS9 parody crossover fic to send to a friend , and I need some help!

But I need some insperation, so answer one or answer all of these questions!

Name 2 young Harry Potter characters
Name 2 adult Harry Potter characts
Name 2 LOTR characts
Name 2 POTC charcters
Name 2 DS9 characters.

Write the 'ships you hate most from each
Write the 'ships you like most from each.

Anakin Skywaker or Luke Skywaker?
Padme or Princess Leia?
Young Obi Wan or old Obi Wan?
Hans Solo or Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson)

DS9 or Hogwarts?
Deathstar or Voldimort's liar?
Pirate ship or horse-driven travel?

Feel free to add more answers or questions! :D

[whoiam]

alright, in order...
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Severus Snape, Remus Lupin
Gandalf, Aragorn
Captain Jack Sparrow, Mr. Cotton
Major Kira, Gul Dukat

Ron/Hermione, Aragorn/Eowen, Elizabeth/Harris, Worf/Dax
Harry/Ginny, Aragorn/Arwen, Elizabeth/Will, Kira/Odo

Luke Skywalker (Anakin's chances ruined by ep.1...)
Princess Leia
Old Obi-Wan
Han Solo

DS9
Death Star (does Voldemort even have a lair?)
Pirate Ship

[e of pi]

Nevill Longbottom, Colin Creevy.
Dumbledore, Snape
Don't know any.
Jack Sparrom William something or other (I've never seen it and my sis, i
of pi, doesn't remember his last name)

Any and all badly thought out non-canon 'ships, especielly homosexual
ones. It's not that I'm a homophobe, but I don't like blatant character
mutilation, at least not on that scale.
Any and all well written and thought out 'ships that don't violate the above.

Luke. His NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo. ..................

<deep virtu-breath>

was way better.
Leia. Unlike Padme, she wasn't just there to be a love intrest, then spew
babies.
Young Obi-Wan.
DS9.
Deathstar. Voldemort doesn't have a lair.

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Thanks for the answer so far!


Keep 'em coming if you can!

(hehe, I just voted against my usual instinct-that DS9 rules! for LOTR. What is this world coming too?) :P

[Celeste]

Death Star (does Voldemort even have a lair?)

The farm house that was owned by his parents could be considered a lair. Mmmm Harry Potter comes out soon. ::Cough:: sorry off topic.

[e of pi]

Well, kinda. But DS9 is cooler.

[Chancellor Valium]

I'm with whoiam on this one ;)

fao e of pi,
http://www.fiveminute.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=645
;)

[e of pi]

Thanks for pointing that out. Sorry, I didn't realize there was a policy.

[Chancellor Valium]

np
Just thought I'd save you from being given high-voltage electro-shock-therapy by Zeke ;)

[KillerGodMan]

Let's see...

Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan
Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Frodo, Gandalf
CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow, Barbossa's Monkey
Captian Sisko, Dr. Bashir

Ginny/Dean, Aragorn/Eowen, Elizabeth/Harris, Worf/Dax
Harry/Ginny, Aragorn/Arwen, Elizabeth/Will, Kira/Odo

Luke Skywalker
Princess Leia
Old Obi-Wan
Han Solo

Hogwarts
Deathstar (Voldimort doesn't even HAVE a liar!)
Pirate Ship

[Opium]

:!: Warning: Inane Late-night over-tired ramblings :twisted:

Okay, okay everyone, I KNOW Darth Vader doesn't have a lair, he has a ship and all that prime property he's overtaken-sheesh, he should have just given up evilness and become a real estate agent, he'd be galactically rich!

I guess I was the only one who saw a little Phantom of the Opera in Darth Vader in final Star Wars movie... :roll:

[whoiam]

no, no, none of us have complained about Darth Vader not having a lair - we've all seen the alcove on his ship where he goes to spend maskless quality time with his hatred - we're complaining about Voldemort not having a lair, when you put Voldemort's lair up against the Death Star in one of the questions. Well, the Death Star has always won, because Voldemort's Lair doesn't exist, and so can't really compete.

[Opium]

:!: Please ignore my inane ramblings from 3am last night, the ones in my last post in this thread, I was really too tired to make sense! :twisted:

Voldi had that old house in book 4, the one described begininning of the book. I was talking about that one.

[KillerGodMan]

Voldi had that old house in book 4, the one described begininning of the book. I was talking about that one.

Oh...

The Deathstar's still better!

[whoiam]

Voldi had that old house in book 4, the one described begininning of the book. I was talking about that one.

Oh...

The Deathstar's still better!

By one hell of a lot - old houses don't blow up planets, after all!

[e of pi]

True, quite true.

[Celeste]

Voldi had that old house in book 4, the one described begininning of the book. I was talking about that one.

I said that already, no one listens to me >_<

[whoiam]

don't worry, celeste... I'm sure someone listens to you... it just isn't us...({)

Seriously, if an old house is all the lair Voldemort has to offer, then he's seriously lacking in that department. I mean, with all his magic, how hard would it be for him to set up shop in a hollowed out volcano?

[Opium]

Voldi had that old house in book 4, the one described begininning of the book. I was talking about that one.

I said that already, no one listens to me >_<
I know the feeling...