The Kill Things Game!

[KillerGodMan]

I've seen this in many other forums *cough*Imdb counts as many other forums*cough* and thought it might work here.

Rules:
1. Every thing has 15 points to begin

2. Gameplay is as follows; you add two points to one thing (++) and take two away from two others (--)

2 1/2. YOU CAN'T TAKE FOUR POINTS FROM ONE THING UNTIL HALF ARE GONE!

3. When half are gone, points are doubled (++++ & ----), and you can only take away from one

4. YOU CAN ONLY PLAY ONCE PER DAY

5. When an thing (be it a person, thing, show, ship, 'ship, or concept) it 'dies' and the poster who 'killed' it writes an obituary, if you can't think of one, or just suck at doing it, you can let somebody else do it

6. The game ends when there is only one thing left, then I'll make up a new list.

7. YOU MUST ENJOY PLAYING IT! Non enjoyers will be subjected to many un-fun things, such as the Saber of Slicing, and clips of house related to the House/Stacy story ark

Those are the rules. Remember them, there'll be a test.

Here's the first list:

Voyager Characters

Captian Janeway 15

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 15

Seven of Nine 15

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 15

Q2 15

Niomi 15

Various Borg children 15

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 15

Have Fun!

[e of pi]

Voyager Characters

Captian Janeway 15

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13 -come on! He's a redshirt! He was asking for it.

Seven of Nine 15

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 15

Niomi 15

Various Borg children 15

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 13

[Xeroc]

Captian Janeway 17

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 15

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 15

Niomi 13

Various Borg children 13

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 13

[Ginga]

Captain Janeway 19

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 13 (Arrr, Seven H8.)

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 15

Kes 15

Tuvok 15

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 13 (Annoying for the majority of the episode.)

Naomi 13

Various Borg children 13

[whoiam]

Captain Janeway 19

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 13

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 13

Kes 15

Tuvok 17

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 13 (Annoying for the majority of the episode.)

Naomi 13

Various Borg children 11

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway 19

Chakotay 15

Harry Kim 13

Seven of Nine 13

Tom Paris 15

Neelix 13

Kes 15

Tuvok 17

The Doctor 15

Q 17

Q2 13 (Annoying for the majority of the episode.)

Naomi 13

Various Borg children 11

Voyager (as in the actual ship) 13

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: 19

Chakotay: 15

Harry Kim: 11

Seven of Nine: 13

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 19

Q2: 13

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

[Ginga]

Captain Janeway: 21

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 11

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 19

Q2: 13

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

[whoiam]

Captain Janeway: 21

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 11

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 11

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 7

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

((Who wants to bet the various borg children are the first out?))

[Anonymous]

e does!

[KillerGodMan]

One more thing, show where your adding and subtracting, it makes things easier

Janeway = ++
Harry = --

Captain Janeway THE AWESOME!: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim the REDSHIRT!: 9

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 11

Naomi: 13

Various Borg children: 7

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

[Xeroc]

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 9

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 11

Naomi (--): 11

Various Borg children (--): 5

Voyager (as in the actual ship) (++): 15

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim (--): 7

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q(++): 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children (--): 3

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[Ginga]

Hey, Pi, you already played today, didn't you?

*wants to do it againnnn* :cry:

[e of pi]

Hey, Pi, you already played today, didn't you?

*wants to do it againnnn* :cry:

Meh.

[Ginga]

Hey, Pi, you already played today, didn't you?

*wants to do it againnnn* :cry:

Meh.

Heheh.

[e of pi]

Truer words were never spoken.

[NeoMatrix]

Event: Tom Paris flies through a nebula. Voyager takes a hit, a console in the mess hall explodes, killing many redshirts. Neelix and the borg children are injured while playing their favorite game.

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 7

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris (++): 17

Neelix(--): 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children (--): 1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[e of pi]

Today's Federation News Service Top Headlines

Borg Children die in hull decompression.
Redshirt who won't die injured in tragic mess hall accident.
Crew remembers "Told them that starships don't have sunroosf".

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: (--) 5

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 15

Q(++): 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children (--): -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15[/quote]

[Chancellor Valium]

Damn you, e!

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim(++): 7 :P

Seven of Nine: 11

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok(--): 15

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children : -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[Ginga]

Captain Janeway(++, because you could except nothing else from me!): 25

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 7

Seven of Nine(--, more hate!): 9

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 15

Q(--, hmph, no one should be in such close competition with Janeway!): 21

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children : -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway
Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim (--): 7
and now, a musical interlude from Startrek Munitea's Humor section:

The Day the Ensign Died
A Voyager Song Parody of "American Pie"
Written by "8 of 12"

A long long time from now
In a quadrant far away
A shuttle was under an attack
And I thought me and Commander Chakotay
Could somehow try and get away
Or maybe use the phasers fire back
But his response it didn't thrill me
He crashed the shuttle and tried to kill me
I escaped from that fall
We launched out a distress call
We sat and hoped it would be heard
From Voyager recieve some word
That help would come or soon we learned
That's when the Borg arrived
And they were sayin

Die die this redshirt Ensign young guy
Assimilate him in collectives or just make him now die
And I just gave up and kissed my freedom goodbye
Saying this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die

Well as I let out my final scream
I dissapated in a transporter beam
I probably should have died that day
The delta flyer had arrived too late
Commander Chakotay had recieved my fate
Yeah he'd been assimilated they say
Well Paris was distressed of course
I was supposed to die with force
He tried to beam me back
Oh yeah targeting he lacked
His skill it was worse than I fear
We both were beamed to the Borg Sphere
And 8 of 12 said 'listen here'
You two will become drones
And they were sayin

Die die this redshirt Ensign young guy
Assimilate him in collectives or just make him now die
And I just gave up and kissed my freedom goodbye
Saying this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die

The phaser fire lashed about
And Paris gave a loud cry out
The shot that hit him was meant for me
The rescue party had arrived too late
Ensign Paris lay there dead right next to Eight
Yeah it seems that from today he's history
Well Tuvok seemed to wonder why
This redshirt Ensign wouldn't die
They tried to leave me there
And beam back to Voyager
So I quickly ran into the team
And was caught be the transporter beam
Tuvok was left behind it seems
Oh yes, at last I'm safe
The crew were singing

Die die why won't this Ensign just die
Just get the message we don't want him
He's no Seven of Nine
We tried quite hard to kill him
But he's no worth our time
Saying this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die

I was told by Captain Janeway
That things weren't meant to work this way.
I probably should have died that day
I was on the ship as one
Of those guys who were meant to be gunned
Who was a nameless extra blown away
But was my survival cruel?
Was I against the general rule?
Paris was quite dead
Chakotay was Borg instead
And the Vulcan I admired most
Was clearly now a Vulcan ghost
All because I should be toast
I guess I'll live today
The crew were singing

Die die why won't this Ensign just die
And now that Harry Kim's commander
It just makes me plain cry
We tried quite hard to kill him
But he's no worth our time
Saying this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die



Seven of Nine: 9

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 15

Q(++, because no one disses Q): 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children : -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[KillerGodMan]

I'm allowing TWO post per day now

Captain Janeway: 25 (++)= 27

Chakotay: 13

Harry Kim: 7 (--)= 5

Seven of Nine: 9 (--)= 7

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Various Borg children :DEAD - They should be gone next post

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[e of pi]

Ummm, I made a math error. Harry was at 5 at the end of my post, and thus is at three now.

[Ginga]

Two posts a day! Then lemme get another in! Glory to the empire and all that jazz.

Captain Janeway:(++) 29

Chakotay (--): 11

Harry Kim: 5

Seven of Nine: 7

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 15

Q: (--) 21

Q2: 11

Naomi : 11

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway:(++) 31

Chakotay: 11

Harry Kim: 3

Seven of Nine: 7

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2 (--): 9

Naomi (--) : 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship) :15

[Katy Jane]

Captain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Harry Kim: 3

Seven of Nine: (----) 3!

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok:(++++) 19

The Doctor: 15

Q: 21

Q2: 9

Naomi: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Harry Kim: (--) 1

Seven of Nine: (--) 1

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 15

Q: (++) 23

Q2: 9

Naomi: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

Well who'll do the honors? I feel another hull breach coming...

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: (++) 33

Chakotay: 11

Harry Kim: (--) Dead

Seven of Nine: (--) Dead

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 9

Naomi: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

[Chancellor Valium]

Captain Janeway:(--) 31

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: (++) 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 15

Q: 23

Q2: 9

Naomi: 9

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

[e of pi]

Autopsy? Please?

Captain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris : 17

Neelix: 13

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 15

Q: (++) 25

Q2: (--) 7

Naomi: (--) 7

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

[whoiam]

I am so gonna automate this at some point...

Captain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris : (++)19

Neelix: (--)11

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 15

Q: 25

Q2: (--) 5

Naomi: 7

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

[KillerGodMan]

Today's Headline:

Harry Kim and Seven of Nine found dead after H/7 scandal!
Killer still at large, officials refuse to do anything.


I eventually admitted it, but they STILL didn't do anything! - The Doctor, murderer

Captain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris : 19

Neelix: 11

Kes: (--) 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: (++) 17

Q: 25

Q2: 5

Naomi: (--) 5

Voyager (as in the actual ship):15

[Ginga]

Captain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris (--): 17

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 17

Q (--): 23

Q2: 5

Naomi: 5

Voyager (as in the actual ship): (++) 17

[KillerGodMan]

aptain Janeway: 31

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris (--): 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor (++): 19

Q (--): 21

Q2: 5

Naomi: 5

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: (--) 29

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 19

Q (++): 23

Q2: 5

Naomi: (--) 3

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: 29

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix:(--) 9

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 19

Q: 23

Q2: 5

Naomi: (--) 1

Voyager (as in the actual ship):(++) 19

[Chancellor Valium]

Todays Headline:
Crewmember killed in freak rain of pianos!
Murder is suspected
By A N Other
"No-one can remember her name, but she was dear to us all. Probably.", said Cpt. Janeway at the funeral.
Captain Janeway: 29

Chakotay:11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix:(++) 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 19

Q: 23

Q2: 5

Naomi: (--) -1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: (--) 27

Chakotay:11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 19

Q: (++) 25

Q2: (--) 3

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[Ginga]

Captain Janeway: (++) 29

Chakotay: 11

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok (--): 17

The Doctor: 19

Q: (--) 23

Q2: 3

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: 29

Chakotay(--): 9

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor (++): 21

Q: 23

Q2(--): 1

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[KillerGodMan]

Q2 got top secret codes stuck in his head.
So Janeway killed him, and now he's dead.

Captain Janeway: 29

Chakotay(--): 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: 13

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor (++): 23

Q: 23

Q2(--): DEAD!

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: (--) 29

Chakotay: 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 11

Kes: (--)13

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor : 23

Q: (++) 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: (++) 31

Chakotay: 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix (--): 9

Kes (--):11

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor : 23

Q: 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: (--) 31

Chakotay: 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes (--):19

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor : 23

Q: (++) 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[Xeroc]

Captain Janeway: (++) 31

Kes (--):11

Q: 25
Captain Janeway: (--) 31

Kes (--):19

Q: (++) 25
Hmmmm... convenient addition errors? ;)

[NeoMatrix]

Fixed:

Captain Janeway: 29

Chakotay: 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 9

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor : 23

Q: 27

Voyager (as in the actual ship) : 19

[NeoMatrix]

Now my entry

Captain Janeway: 29

Chakotay: 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 9

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor(--): 21

Q(--): 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship)(++): 21

[e of pi]

Sorry.

Captain Janeway: (--) 27

Chakotay: (--) 5

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 9

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 21

Q: (++) 27

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[Chancellor Valium]

Captain Janeway:(--) 25

Chakotay:(++) 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 9

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 21

Q: 27

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: (--) 23

Chakotay: (--) 5

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 9

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 21

Q: (++) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: (++) 7

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: (--) 7

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 21

Q: (--)27

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[Ginga]

Oh, no you don't! :[

Captain Janeway (++): 25

Chakotay: (--) 5

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 21

Q: (--) 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[e of pi]

Hehehe

Captain Janeway (--): 23

Chakotay: (--) 3

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 9

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 17

The Doctor: 21

Q: (++) 27

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[whoiam]

Captain Janeway: 23

Chakotay: (--) 1

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: (--) 7

Kes: 7

Tuvok: (++) 19

The Doctor: 21

Q: 27

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[Ginga]

Chakotay dies!
Various crewmembers call it a "Freak Console Explosion".
"Yes, it is very sad, apparently there are people called 'J/Cers' weeping all over the world," Captain Janeway said. "But really, I don't feel that sorry for him. He was preparing the Delta Flyer for an away mission. He hadn't even LEFT yet, but he STILL managed to screw up that shuttle. The least he could've done was crash it, because then we could've at least laughed at him for it."


Captain Janeway (++): 25

Chakotay: (--) -1

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 7

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q (--): 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[e of pi]

Half gone. :twisted:

Captain Janeway (----): 21

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 7

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q (++++): 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[Ginga]

Ferk!

Captain Janeway (++++): 25

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: 7

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q (----): 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway (++++): 29

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix (----):3

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q: 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[e of pi]

Fuyu, if we keep this up, we'll never get anybody killed. Instead, I propose a treaty: I don't try to get Jainway, you don't try to get Q. Instead, we start them both off even, which is how they will be at the end of this post, and then keep them that way. Thus, we are free to kill off minor characters first. Then, when the last few roll around, we have Zuke !toss a coin, I'm heads, you're tails, best two out of three.

In other news:

Annoying minor character dies.
Bystander: "Still not a sunroof"
When will unusually high rate of high-level mortality end?

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 15

Neelix: Dead

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q: (++++) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[whoiam]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: (----)11

Kes: 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q: (++++) 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 11

Kes: (++++) 11

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 21

Q: (----) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[KillerGodMan]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 11

Kes: (----) 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: (++++) 25

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[KillerGodMan]

Also: The next round of killing will be DS9 characters, just to warn you

[richardson]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 11

Kes: (----) 3

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: (++++) 29

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[Xeroc]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: (----) 7

Kes: (++++) 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 29

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 7

Kes: (++++) 11

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 29

Q: (----) 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[richardson]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 7

Kes: (----) 7

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 29

Q: (++++) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

:P

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 7

Kes: 11

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: (----)25

Q: (++++) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 21

[Xeroc]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 7

Kes: (++++) 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 25

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): (----) 17

[e of pi]

Captain Janeway: 29

Tom Paris: 7

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 25

Q: (++++) 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): (----) 13

[Ginga]

Captain Janeway(++++): 33

Tom Paris: 7

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 25

Q: (----) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

[e of pi]

Um, Fuyu? You can only hurt one person now. Pick the Doctor, or Q, but not both.

[Ginga]

Um, Fuyu? You can only hurt one person now. Pick the Doctor, or Q, but not both.

These rules are changing way too much; I can't keep up anymore!

I'll go edit it. Thanks. :)

[KillerGodMan]

Captain Janeway: 33

Tom Paris: (----) 3

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: (++++) 29

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

[Ginga]

Tom Paris killed by Chakotay's ghost!
B'Elanna's ghost rumored to have assisted in the murder. (PS: I just noticed B'Elanna wasn't on the original list! :lol:)
"Damn," Captain Janeway said when approached for comments. "Who's going to fly my ship for me now?"

Captain Janeway (++++): 37

Tom Paris: (----) ded

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 19

The Doctor: 29

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13

[whoiam]

Captain Janeway : 37

Kes: 15

Tuvok: (++++) 23

The Doctor: (----) 25

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 13[/quote]

[richardson]

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:21 am Post subject:
Captain Janeway : 37

Kes: (----)11

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 25

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship)(++++): 17


(Do you guys really want such a minor character as Kes to survive now? Sheesh. Save the ship! (And the mad doctor!)

[NeoMatrix]

Event: Q messes with Kes, Kes got mad

Captain Janeway : 37

Kes: (++++) 15

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 25

Q: (----) 25

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[richardson]

hhmmmmm.... HEY! Neomatrix! Got bug-fixies to do!

subliminal message: Kill Kes Kill Kes Kill Kes Kill Kes!

[NeoMatrix]

Oops, you posted right before I did. All fixed now. *ignores subliminal message*

[e of pi]

Both posts done at once!

Captain Janeway : (----) 33

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 25

Q: (++++) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

Captain Janeway : (----) 29

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 25

Q: (++++) 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[NeoMatrix]

Captain Janeway : (++++) 33

Kes: 15

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 25

Q: (----) 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[KillerGodMan]

to copy e of pi...

Captain Janeway : 33

Kes: (----) 11

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: (++++) 29

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

-

Captain Janeway :33

Kes: (----) 7

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: (++++) 33

Q: 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[e of pi]

More Mysterious Deaths!
Annoying nurse-person sucked into space.
Witness: "For the last time! IT IS NOT A SUNROOF! Idiots."

Captain Janeway :33

Kes: (----) 3

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 33

Q: (++++) 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

Janeway :33

Kes: (----) -1 (DEAD)

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 33

Q: (++++) 37

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[Ginga]

Might as well make both of today's plays right now if we're allowed to do that, then. :P

Janeway (++++): 37

Tuvok: 23

The Doctor: 33

Q: (-----) 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

--------------------

Janeway (++++): 42

Tuvok (----): 19

The Doctor: 33

Q: 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 17

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway: 42

Tuvok (----): 15

The Doctor: 33

Q: 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship) (++++): 21

--------------------------------------------------

Janeway: 42

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 33

Q (----): 29

Voyager (as in the actual ship) (++++): 25

[Chancellor Valium]

Janeway: 42

Tuvok(----): 11

The Doctor: 33

Q (++++): 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

[whoiam]

Janeway: 42

Tuvok(++++): 15

The Doctor(----): 29

Q : 33

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

[e of pi]

Janeway: (----)38

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 29

Q : (++++) 37

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

Janeway: (----)34

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 29

Q : (++++) 41

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway: (++++)38

Tuvok: 15

The Doctor: 29

Q : (----) 37

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

--------------------------------------------

Janeway: (++++) 42

Tuvok: (----) 11

The Doctor: 29

Q: 37

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

[e of pi]

Ummmm....I just realized that there's been an error in calculations. Janeway can't be at an even number, not moving at even number intervals from an odd number. An odd+ an even is always odd. I'm gonna check where this happened...


And....it was a while back, but Janeway is supposed to be at 41, not 42.

[e of pi]

Janeway: (----) 37

Tuvok: 11

The Doctor: 29

Q: (++++) 41

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

Janeway: (----) 33

Tuvok: 11

The Doctor: 29

Q: (++++) 45

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

[KillerGodMan]

Janeway: 33

Tuvok: 11

The Doctor: (++++) 33

Q: (----) 41

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

~~~~~

Janeway: 33

Tuvok: 11

The Doctor: (++++) 37

Q: (----) 37

Voyager (as in the actual ship): 25

[Ginga]

And why does Janeway suddenly jump from 37 to 33 with no explanation?

[NeoMatrix]

Look at e's second entry, there is your explanation

Janeway: 33

Tuvok (----) : 7

The Doctor: 37

Q: 37

Voyager (++++) : 29

[Ginga]

Look at e's second entry, there is your explanation

...oh. :oops:

Janeway(++++): 37

Tuvok: 7

The Doctor: 37

Q (----): 33

Voyager : 29

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway: 37

Tuvok: 7

The Doctor(----): 33

Q: 33

Voyager (++++): 33

[KillerGodMan]

Tuvok decided to get an 'Ear Job'
But nobody liked him then, so he got a nose job, and head job, an arm job and a butt-tuck, and becamse white skined
People killed him because he was found guilty of child molestation

-KillerGodMan would like to take this moment to apologise to those offended by his rude Wacko Jacko reference. Mikey is innocent, and that won't be changed.

-

Janeway: 37

Tuvok: (----) 3

The Doctor(++++): 37

Q: 33

Voyager: 33

~-+-~-+-~

Janeway: 37

Tuvok: (----)DEAD!

The Doctor: 37

Q: 33

Voyager: (++++) 37

[Ginga]

Hahaha, that cracked me up.

Janeway (++++): 42

The Doctor: 37

Q (----): 29

Voyager: 37


--------------------

Janeway (++++): 46

The Doctor (----): 33

Q: 29

Voyager: 37

[e of pi]

I wanted to be the one to kill him. I had the Neelix line and everything *etherial voice* Join us, Mr Vulcan. You know it's a sunroof. It's only logical....

Anywho...

Janeway (----): 41 (Fuyu messed up by one, so 45-4)

The Doctor : 33

Q: (++++) 33

Voyager: 37

Janeway (----): 37

The Doctor : 33

Q: (++++) 37

Voyager: 37

[NeoMatrix]

Event: Q arrives and tries to stir things us. Janeway and Voyager bite back. The Doctor does nothing to help Q.

Janeway: 37

The Doctor: 33

Q: (----) 33

Voyager: (++++) 41

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Janeway: (++++) 41

The Doctor: 33

Q: (----) 29

Voyager: 41

[e of pi]

Janeway: 41

The Doctor: (++++) 37

Q: (----) 25

Voyager: 41
-------------------------------
Janeway: 41

The Doctor: (++++) 41

Q: (----) 21

Voyager: 41

[Ginga]

Janeway (++++): 45

The Doctor: 41

Q: 21

Voyager (----): 37

[KillerGodMan]

Janeway: 45

The Doctor: (++++) 45

Q: (----) 17

Voyager: 37

--------

Janeway: 45

The Doctor: 45

Q: (----) 13

Voyager: (++++) 41

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway: 45

The Doctor: 45

Q: (----) 9

Voyager: (++++) 45

WTAWTAWTAWTAWTAWTAWTA

Janeway: (++++) 49

The Doctor: 45

Q: (----) 5

Voyager: 45

[e of pi]

Well, I give up.

Somebody else write the eulogy.

Janeway: 49

The Doctor: (++++) 49

Q: (----) 1

Voyager: 45
---------------------------------
Janeway: 49

The Doctor: 49

Q: (----) -3 (Dead)

Voyager: (++++) 49

[NeoMatrix]

Falling in love with Janeway can cause serious side effects. Q is no longer omnipotent due to the Janeway factor.

[e of pi]

Damn the Janeway factor. Full speed ahead!

[Ginga]

Full speed ahead indeed.

Janeway (++++): 53

The Doctor (----): 45

Voyager: 49

-------------

Janeway (++++): 57

The Doctor: 45

Voyager (----): 45

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway (++++): 61

The Doctor (----) : 41

Voyager: 45

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Janeway (++++): 65

The Doctor (----): 37

Voyager: 45

[Opium]

Janeway (++++): 65

The Doctor (----): 37

Voyager: 45

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Janeway (++++) 69

The Doctor: 37

Voyager: (----)41

(I tried to stay away from this game...but I couldn't ACK!)

[e of pi]

Can we just declare Janeway the winner and move on? If not:

Janeway (++++) 73

The Doctor: (----) 33

Voyager: 41

---------------------------

Janeway (++++) 77

The Doctor: (----) 29

Voyager: 41

[NeoMatrix]

Opium, you did your math from the wrong entry in my post

Janeway: 81

The Doctor: 25

Voyager: 41

[Ginga]

Can we just declare Janeway the winner and move on?

:twisted:

Janeway (++++): 85

The Doctor: 25

Voyager (----): 37

[Opium]

Opium, you did your math from the wrong entry in my post



DOH!

Janeway: 85

The Doctor: (++++) 29 :twisted:

Voyager: (----) 33

[e of pi]

How about this: If, when Janeway passes 100, which she will be soon at this rate, nobody is within 20 of her, we declare her the winner and start a new list?

[Ginga]

when Janeway passes 100

*makes 2nd post* :twisted:


Janeway (++++): 89

The Doctor (----): 25 (muahaha)

Voyager: 33

[KillerGodMan]

Janeway: 89

The Doctor: (++++) 29

Voyager: (----) 29

Walla Walla Washington!

Janeway: 89

The Doctor: (++++) 33

Voyager: (----) 25

Mwahaha indeed

I don't care who wins, as long as the Doctor is in second

[e of pi]

Here's what I sugest then: Let's mark Janeway down as the winner, and remove her from the list, then proceed onward with just the Doc and the ship for second. So the standings would be:

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: 33

Voyager: 25

[KillerGodMan]

Agreed!

And in about 25 minutes, I can vote again...

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: (++++) 37

Voyager: (----) 21

----------------------------------

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: (++++) 41

Voyager: (----) 17

[e of pi]

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: (++++) 45

Voyager: (----) 13

-----------------------------

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: (++++) 49

Voyager: (----) 9

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: (++++) 53

Voyager: (----) 5

-------------------------------

Janeway: (Wins)

The Doctor: (++++) 57

Voyager: (----) 1

Who will do the honors?

[e of pi]

The vastness of space.....infinite....empty....,then suddenly, at least locally, filled as a ship drops out of warp, venting plasma from both nacelles.

"Captian!" Belana Torres climps out of a J-tube access panel onto the brindge, panting fro the climb from engineering. "It's no use. I can't stop the core breach. We've got three minutes, and I can't eject because of the antimatter radiation we passed thro-GAK!"

Janeway looks down at the corpse that had, until recently, been her cheif engineer. Then she looks up at the other occupant of the bridge. "Doctor, get us out of here."

The bridge pod rumbles as the ejection circuit engage, then once more as therusters cut in. "Pitty about that radiation," the doc says idly, not thinking properly as his code taps the ejection systems. Molments later, only Janeway is left on the bridge. "Now, to see about some coffee..."

[Chancellor Valium]

Janeway: 85 (----) (:P)
Doctor: 57 (++++)

[KillerGodMan]

It's over Valium, let it go...

The new list will be posted after I brush up on my DS9 characters

[Ginga]

It's over Valium, let it go...

The new list will be posted after I brush up on my DS9 characters

Don't forget anybody this time. :P

[Xeroc]

It's over Valium, let it go...

The new list will be posted after I brush up on my DS9 characters

Don't forget anybody this time. :P
Yes, don't! Or there'll be heck to invoice! ;)

[e of pi]

Heh.

[KillerGodMan]

know what? If you want it perfict, YOU do it!

[NeoMatrix]

Ignore them, it's your game. You pick the characters you want

[e of pi]

Agreed. Let's get going.

[KillerGodMan]

Deep Space Nine

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 15

Kira: 15

Jadzia: 15

Ezri: 15

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 15

Quark: 15

Bashir: 15

Jake: 15

Klingon leader guy:

The Dominion:

The Defiant:

Deep Space Nine (as in the station):

[Xeroc]

know what? If you want it perfict, YOU do it!
Cheese, 'twas merely a joke!


I thought that was standard fare, around here! (You know, $1.50 for local bus, and $.25 for transfers)


And surely the "there'll be heck to invoice!" line or the smileys tipped you off? :)

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 15

Kira: 15

Jadzia: 15

Ezri: 15

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 15

Quark: (++) 17

Bashir: 15

Jake: (--) 13

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 15

The Defiant: 15

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): (--) 13

[e of pi]

Woah! Big! By Klingon leader, do you mean Gowron or Martok? Also, note that I have added runabouts to the list.

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 15

Kira: (--) 13

Jadzia: 15

Ezri: 15

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 15

Quark: 17

Bashir: (--) 13

Jake: 13

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 15

The Defiant: (++) 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): 13

Runabouts: (++) 17

[Ginga]

*gasp* No.

Dear Pi:

Stop hating on my favorite characters!

</3,
Ginga

-------

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 15

Kira: (++) 15, dammit! :[

Jadzia (++): 17

Ezri (--): 13

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 15

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: 13

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion (--): 13

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): 13

Runabouts: 17

[NeoMatrix]

Are we (++) 2 people now?

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: (++) 17

Kira: (++) 17

Jadzia: 17

Ezri: 13

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 15

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) 11

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 13

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): (--) 11

Runabouts: 17

[Opium]

But I like DS9 so much! How can I be part of the killing. Of. Anyone. Off? Oh. Well. I...will...try... (oops, wrong series!)

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 17

Ezri: (++)15

Worf: 15

O'Brian: (++) 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: 11

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 13

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): (--) 11

Runabouts: (--) 15

[e of pi]

Oh. Sorry Fuyu. I had to use the second (--) somewhere. Btw, I think you only get one (++).

Captian Sisko: (--) 13

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 17

Ezri: 15

Worf: 15

O'Brian: (--) 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: 11

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 13

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): 11

Runabouts: (++) 17

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: (++) 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 17

Ezri: 15

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: 11

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 13

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): (--) 9

Runabouts: (--) 15

[Ginga]

*quotes the rules*

2. Gameplay is as follows; you add two points to one thing (++) and take two away from two others (--)

:wink: Oh, the mistake I made!

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia (++): 19

Ezri (--): 13

Worf: 15

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: 11

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion (--): 11

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine (as in the station): 9

Runabouts: 15

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 13

Worf: (++) 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) 9

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 17

Deep Space Nine: (--) 7

Runabouts: 15

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 13

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) 7

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: (++) 19

Deep Space Nine: (--) 5

Runabouts: 15

[NeoMatrix]

It seems that nobody hates DS9 enough to want to kill anyone off

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 13

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) 5

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: (++) 21

Deep Space Nine: (--) 3

Runabouts: 15

[AKAArzosah]

Captian Sisko: (--) 13

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 13

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) 3

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (++) 3

Runabouts: 15

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: (++) 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 13

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) 1

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (--) 1

Runabouts: 15

[Chancellor Valium]

Emissary's Son Killed In Freak Orb Explosion!

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 13

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Jake: (--) -1

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (++) 3

Runabouts: 15

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: (++) 17

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: (--) 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

Klingon leader guy: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (--) 1

Runabouts: 15

[Chancellor Valium]

Captian Sisko: 17

Odo: 17

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (++) 3

Runabouts: (--) 13

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 17

Odo: (++) 19

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (--) 1

Runabouts: (--) 11

[Chancellor Valium]

Captian Sisko: 17

Odo: 19

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 15

The Dominion: 11

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (++) 3

Runabouts: (--) 9

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 17

Odo: (++) 21

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 15

The Dominion: (--) 9

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: 3

Runabouts: (--) 7

[Naki]

Captian Sisko: 17

Odo: (++) 23

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: (--) 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (--) 1 (I have a thing against round places, I get lost in them)

Runabouts: 7

[e of pi]

Federation Station Destroyed
Eyewitness: "Reactor inspection hatch not clearly labeled 'This is not a skylight'"
Hundreds Dead
Station Commander: "Meh"

Captian Sisko: (--) 15

Odo: 23

Kira: 17

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 11

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: 17

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Deep Space Nine: (--) DEAD

Runabouts: (++) 9

[whoiam]

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 23

Kira: (++) 19

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: (--) 9

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: (--) 15

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Runabouts: 9

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: (++) 25

Kira: 19

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 9

Worf: 17

O'Brian: 17

Quark: (--) 13

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Runabouts: (--) 7

[Chancellor Valium]

(Is there really meant to be an apostrophe in 'Mar'tok', or did I imagine it?)

Captian Sisko: 15

Odo: 25

Kira: (++) 21

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 9

Worf: 17

O'Brien (he's Irish, It's O'Bree-en!)): 17

Quark: 13

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Runabouts: (--)5

[Chancellor Valium]

(NOTE: Emergency Thread Revival Move.)
Captian Sisko: (++) 17

Odo: 25

Kira: 21

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 9

Worf: 17

O'Brien: 17

Quark: 13

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Runabouts: (--)3

[NeoMatrix]

Captian Sisko: 17

Odo: (++) 27

Kira: 21

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 9

Worf: 17

O'Brien: 17

Quark: 13

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Runabouts: (--)1

[Chancellor Valium]

Captian Sisko: (++)19

Odo: 27

Kira: 21

Jadzia: 19

Ezri: 9

Worf: 17

O'Brien: 17

Quark: 13

Bashir: 13

General Mar'tok: 13

The Dominion: 9

The Defiant: 21

Runabouts: (--)-1