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ost_uid0]"Legolas Turner!" finished the voice, who turned out to be Picard hiding behind a cloaked force field.
"WHAT?" said everyone, clearly confused.
"Yes, Legolas Turner. LOTR and POTC are two hot movies, and Orlando Bloom is in both of them. And he makes Legolas Turner, the most non-threating, nice, kind, caring guy ever."
The girls all nodded and swooned. The guys all looked annoyed and grumbled.
"With all the fangirls and fanguys and fanforumgoers,"continued Picard," Legolas Turner, and his friends Frodo, Samwise, and Jack Sparrow, are threatening-by being so nonthreating-to accidentally take over fanfic!"[/color
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