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ost_uid0]And thus was begun The War of the 17 Jakes.
Suddenly, somebody exclaimed out loud, "By gum! Jake 17 is missing!"
"Where could he have gone to?" wondered Picard, just as huge flying saucers appeared in the sky...
(Insane? Aren't we all? WHOO HOO!)[/color

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