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ost_uid0]Picard: Neither can I. Remembrance is futile.
La Forge: Sounds like a case of collective amnesia.[/quote

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ost_uid0]Picard: (reading) "The Lysians have nearly completed the Death Star, a space station with enough firepower to destroy an entire...."
MacDuff: It says "planet."
Picard: Yes, but why are there eraser marks under that word?
MacDuff: Uh -- maybe the report was recently updated.
Picard: (squinting at paper) It looks to me like it originally read "cream puff."
MacDuff: You're imagining things.[/quote

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:lol: That was a good one!
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ost_uid0]Worf: Why would he do so? Did he not believe the current intelligence report on the Lysian weapon program?
MacDuff: Apparently not. He said it reminded him too much of a graduate student thesis he read five years ago.[/quote

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OK, I caught that reference too.
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ost_uid0]Picard: Is it safe to come in, Worf? I'd like to talk to you, but....
Worf: Relax. I disarmed the deathtraps weeks ago, and we all miss Ensign Westing, but it's time to move on.[/quote

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ost_uid0]Kurn: Worf! If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a poison cake and eaten it.[/quote

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Heheheh. A traditional affectionate greeting on Qo'noS?
Both good fivers.[/color

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