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ost_uid0]Sheridan: Cute accent weakening resolve... brains going dribbly....
Delenn: Thanks, you're a dear.
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What brains? :snicker:
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ost_uid0]Sebastian: What is your name?
Delenn: Del--
Sebastian: (ZAP! ) Wrong. You will refer to yourself as Squeakybobo. What is your quest?
Delenn: I am on a holy mission to--
Sebastian: (ZAP! ) Wrong. You seek the Holey Sock. What is the capital of Assyria?
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You guys will be the DEATH of me, I swear! I think I laughed a few major organs out through my nose, here...
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ost_uid0]Marcus: Hello, gents. I'm looking for a brunette about yea tall, accompanied by a cadre of fanatics?
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Whichever of you wrote this line shall soon expect a visit from my trusty baguette.
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ost_uid0]Sniper Guy: Look at my creepy eyes!
Delenn: You've got nothing on Gowron. I pity you.
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Running gags... heheheh :snerfle:
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Sheridan: Delegates from the League of Nonaligned Worlds, as you know Babylon 5 cannot defend itself now that we have broken away from Earth. In order to continue trading here, each of your governments must provide one ship.
Delegate: Sounds reasonable.
Sheridan: Armed with cream pies.
Delegate: Can we get back to you on that?
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ost_uid0]Talia: Hi, I'm Talia from Psi Corps. I'm supposed to check in with you.
Ivanova: That's good. Next you'll have to check in with Nightwatch, then Hitler, then SATAN IN HELL.
Talia: You're not... angry with me, are you?
Ivanova: You are the absolute worst telepath ever.
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:snerfle: That wasn't a oblique PotC reference, was it?
Great stuff.

Whatever Zeke said about the B5 fandom-- agreed. Go find synopses online, or something.
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ost_uid0]::Resumes work on his time machine, so he can just go far into the future, when series takes place, and experience the whole thing firsthand.:: [/quote

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You're going into the future? I want in too! Wait for me
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