[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]My favorites:

[quoteost_uid0]Uhura: Men suck; as proof I shall ask the opinion of the computer.
Computer: As justification for your taking command, I declare the suckiness of men.
Uhura: See?
Chapel: Hey, you voiced the computer this episode!
Uhura: You have absolutely no room to talk. [/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Uhura: Where is the Keeper?
Computer: That unit has been terminated.
Uhura: I'm determined to get out of here.
Computer: You'll be "de-terminated" soon enough if you don't watch it. [/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Janeway: Let's land this ship!
Paris: I haven't done that.
Janeway: Neither have I, but I'm not at the helm, so I'm immune to blame. [/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Captain's Log: I have decided to offer the crew to stay on the planet, although it is of Paramount importance that they remain on the ship. One guess as to how many will opt out. [/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]