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ost_uid0]Wow, that's some serious compression!
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ost_uid0]Merry: Now that we've got this evil ring, and we're being chased by a bunch of super-powerful undead, there's only one thing to do.
Sam: Get drunk?
Merry: Precisely. [/quote

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Captures the essence of that scene perfectly.
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ost_uid0]Saruman: Welcome to the flashback. I'm the guy that captured Gandalf while you guys were in Bree. I've gone over to the dark side, and I'm breeding my own special orcs.
Eagle: Although I'm sure you're a really impressive wizard and stuff, I'm still gonna rescue Gandalf.
Saruman: Stupid moths. [/quote

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ost_uid0]Boromir: I think I'll try to steal that ring now.
Frodo: Good luck stealing it when I'm invisible.
Boromir: Fine then. I'll just have an epiphany instead.
Uruk-Hai: Go right ahead, but we're still going to kill you. [/quote

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Also a good distillation.
And finally,
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ost_uid0]DISCLAIMER: No copyright infringement intended to rule them all, no copyright infringement intended to find them, no copyright infringement intended to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. [/quote

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:lol:[/color

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