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ost_uid0]...and as he fell, he felt peaceful. Then he awoke, back with the crowd.
"I was happy! And I was on a date!" said John."And then-I died."
"Yes, you did. It's as if you have The One Ring" said Legolas. Then...
a strange sound. Jack Swallow shot at the sound, but was drunk and missed.
"I'm...I'm not dead!" said John.
"No, no you are not" said Tara," The Writer had no reason to kill you today."
"No, but I have reason! I should be the centre of all fanfic!" and Aragorn stabbed John.
"Fine, I'll die again, but know, Aragorn Strider etc, I WILL be back" said John.
"That's sort of the point, isnt it?" said Jack.[/color
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