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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"]Either this is a flashback, or an alternate universe where John is in love with a human form of Delenn[/quoteost_uid0]

Not part of the story, but... what the heck do you mean the [iost_uid0]human[/iost_uid0] form of Delenn? I'm pretty sure John is completely capable of kissing Delenn as a half-Minbari, half-human hybrid as well (when he's not dead, that is). I even have pictorial evidence. [iost_uid0]Plenty[/iost_uid0] of pictorial evidence, in fact.

Hang on, wait, I get it... Neo... you weren't talking about... about the [iost_uid0]tribble[/iost_uid0], were you?

Dude, that was in the One-By-One story. And as you know, [iost_uid0]everything[/iost_uid0] outside the One-By-One story is relatively considered an AU because... because... Um, well, I shall just say that the One-By-One is so far off canon (and in fact, so far off the map of sanity) that anything else, by comparison, doesn't even need two miracles to be tacked with the title "St."

Okay, a lame pun that probably no-one except myself and the voices in my head will get. No matter.

Someone had better continue this story before I do tomorrow morning or it's going to get NC-17 [iost_uid0]real[/iost_uid0] fast...[/colorost_uid0]