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ost_uid0]O'Brien: We need to search the station for parts, so let's make like a banana and split.
Garak: I don't find bananas very appealing.
O'Brien: Well, if you want we could turn off the gravity so we could make like a root beer and float.
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Boq'ta: Don't touch that! It's probably something scary like ectoplasm or LDS.
Garak: What's so scary about Mormons?[/quote
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ost_uid0]O'Brien: The poor king, he got a stale mate.[/quote
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That and the music jokes were my favorite parts.
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ost_uid0]Garak: Oh don't worry. I doubt you'll be reigning on my promenade.[/quote
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[quote
ost_uid0]Aquiel: Yes, we've been inseparable ever since I found her wandering around an isolated Arctic research station whose personnel had all mysteriously died.
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Aquiel: It wasn't on purpose! I just accidentally leaned against the wrong button and erased seventeen minutes of the recording he made!
La Forge: Do you seriously think anyone's going to believe an excuse like that?
Aquiel: If it can happen to Richard Nixon's secretary, it can happen to anyone.[/quote
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:smile: Heehee.
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ost_uid0]Cordy's Cockroaches: Do cockroaches make sounds?[/quote
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:smile: Funny. And "Cordy's Cockroaches" ought to be the name of a store or something.
[quote
ost_uid0]Angel: We brought you a housewarming pres... what happened in here?
Cordelia: I'm just... disorganized.
Doyle: Your possessions are flying across the room.
Cordelia: I'm... practicing my telekinetic juggling.
Doyle: The wall has "DIE" written on it in blood.
Cordelia: That's... because I'm going to knock it down.
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Phantom Maude: NO! You're nothing but a worthless piece of trash!
Cordelia: (sob) It's so true!
Phantom Maude: And your hair looks hideous.
Cordelia: That's it. You're going down.
Cordelia: Die, wall that I dislike! DIEDIEDIE -- hey, there's a skeleton in here. Well, that's definitely got to go.[/quote
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Funny stuff, all around.[/color
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