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ost_uid0]"Who cares about that?" said Mulder in annoyance, and swatted Aragorn's hand away.
He opened the package.
There was a ticking nuke in it.
"What the-?!" he exclaimed.
"Oh, I'm extremely sorry--that wasn't for you. You're not John Sheridan, are you? It was for John. It's his birthday today. Here, where is he? Let me give it to--"
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