[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]YXC, this is one hilarious fiver! Â Â

My favourite scenes:

[quoteost_uid0]Computer: Filthy Bajorans are all over the station and like I said, surrender or die.
Kira: Yeah, like anyone here would surrender.
Bashir: You never know, Major.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Quark: I'm bored and I want out.
Odo: That makes three of us.
Quark: Three?
Odo: Yeah, you, me and the viewers. Now I think I'll use this time for flattery.
Quark: Now I really need to get out of here.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Garak: Well I can't do anything. The only person who can help is Gul Dukat.
Dax: The computer's a little slow. Maybe we can make it think you're Dukat.
Computer: Slow, eh? All right, you die now! Say hello to my little friend.
Little Friend: Zap! Zap! Zap!
Hapless Redshirt: Gak!
Bashir: I'll destroy it with that phaser over there.
Little Friend: Zap! Zap! Zap!
Bashir: Mommy! [/quoteost_uid0]

Very, very funny! [/colorost_uid0]