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ost_uid0]"Samwise, that wont work!" said Eowyn," I have a er, different plan".
"Whatever it is, let's do it!" said Legolas. So they did.
So, The Lone Gunmen and Willow turned Nutella into a computer program. Most people didnt know that Agent Smith's were allergic to the digital hazelnut code, but they did.
"But he wouldnt eat it!" said Samwise,"Darn shame, too!"
"Well, no, that's where Legolas going into the Matrix comes in handy" said Eowyn," He will use his excellent archery skills to fire a Nutella-tipped arrow at Agent Smith, which will then create an explosion only 17 can create".
So Legolas entered The Matrix and fired the arrow, which perfectly hit Agent Smith, and then there was a large...
(grr, someone had better post a large... or there will lots of MOOD)
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