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ost_uid0]Award Person: And the winner for Best Star Trek Doctor goes to... Dr. Pulaski!
Bashir: Pulaski beat out me? I'm so mad I could crush her!
Dax: What the phlox is wrong with you, Julian? Obviously she's the real McCoy.
Bashir: I have one word for you: emh -- I mean, meh.[/quote

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This is hilarious,
Oh, and the "I might if I knew what portent meant" line...
A very funny fiver from start to finish,

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