[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Why do you keep killing him?" asked Neo,'Isnt that a bit harsh?"
"Nah, John is just like an orc" said Aragorn,"Only less smelly."
"Doesnt every Orc have a worthwhile life force?" asked Neo.
"Nope. they're evil elves, not like Leggy...er, Legolas here" said Aragorn."And John...well...he's like a Christmas tree farm:They grow, yah cut 'em down"
"Yes...but you only cut Xmas trees down once a year!" said John v.247.[/colorost_uid0]