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Old 12-02-2003, 03:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Xindi: Your human trivialities do not concern us. Go forth and multiply the number of humans in our possession. By 1.6.
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Daniels: Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm currently assigned to fixing all the timeline consistency problems this ship causes, and it's a full-time job.
Archer: No problem. Have you been following my character development? I've become a jerk for the good of humanity.
Daniels: A bigger jerk, anyway.
Archer: Ha ha! Funny. Now help me find the Xindi or I'm stapling your face to the hull.
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Archer: Apparently Xindi have appeared on Earth in 2004. If we don't stop them, they'll do something really, really bad. Like stabbing the Statue of Liberty with the Washington Monument.[/quoteost_uid0]


[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Well, we have to remember that the people of this time period don't know yet how cool I am.

T'Pol: I suppose in this insufficiently-Communist era we'll require currency for the gas.
Archer: Don't worry, I have a plan. We stop people on the street and offer to let them beat me up.
T'Pol: In exchange for money?
Archer: That's even better![/quoteost_uid0]
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Lots and lots of silliness all through. Great job. [/colorost_uid0]
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