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ost_uid0]"Aragorn, I feel you are in pain" said Legolas when Aragorn, John and Mr Anderson returned.
"Well...yah...we sort of...went to Stick's Piercing Palace...and..." Aragorn showed his new earlobe cartilidge barbell."And there are more...".
Legolas, usually composed, burst in laughter.
"How are you going to expalian this to your dear Arwen? Bet she'll be sad she didnt get my Leggy" said Eowyn, barly able to talk between giggles.
Frodo and Sam wondered about what other piecing their could be, but John and Mr Anderson got mad. So they killed the renewable John and Mr Anderson.
"Too bad I cant do that with Aragorn" said a fuming Arwen.[/color
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