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ost_uid0]Aragorn was frustrated. The plot had been abandoned. The story of the Quest had turned into endless ways of killing John. Frodo and Sam were to busy writing brilliant stories to help the Quest along. Jack and Arwen seemed to be becoming an item. And what the heck was up with Eowyn and Legolas?
"You've been infected" said the story's token wiseperson, Tara."You now have The OJake Syndrome".
"The WHAT?" said Aragorn.
"Here, let me show you" said Tara. With that, she brought OJake back. He was a shadow of his former self, wandering around in saying "The PLOT! The PLOT! What happened to the PLOT".
"I'm...I'm going to get like THAT?" said Aragorn.
"Well...yes, if you dont come up with a romantic subplot for yourself first" said Tara.[/color
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