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Old 01-27-2004, 12:40 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"John is an Elf?" said Xander." He's not pretty enough to be an ELF"
"Yes, I thought I felt some sort of magic from him-I thought it was just, you know, how he's dead and all" said Willow.
"Actually, I knew" said Tara. "I was going to tell you, but then this trip to the library was an easier way. You see, John is many thousands of years old. He was probably born soon after Legolas was. However, John never gained the wisdom, his choice was to live like a mortal, because he could get more girls. But every choice has its price.
"Yes, so death was his price?" said Willow
"How does it all work?" said Xander.
"You're really wise and beautiful, Tara" said Faramir.
Xander, Willow and Tara rolled their eyes. Then Tara revealed another suprise about John...[/colorost_uid0]

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