[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I wouldn't have even gotten a buzz, but my friends and I were playing "drinking Monopoly" and i landed on free parking right after opening a new beer (they said i wouldn't be able to down the whole thing, how could i not prove them wrong ) Thats what did me in, before that i was fine. [/quoteost_uid0]

And this is American beer.

I've only attempted to get inebriated once. I found I couldn't imbibe fast enough to keep up with my liver. Ethanol is vile swill. I'm a chemist. Trust me on this. I work in a room with many bottles full of 95% ethanol.[/colorost_uid0]