[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Captain's Starlog: Trip has a brilliant plan to increase our warp efficiency. He's going to use....
Archer: Uh, Archer to Trip. What did you say your new system is called?
Tucker: Coaxial quantum slipstream transwarp subspace corridors.
He's going to make the ship faster.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol:

[quoteost_uid0]Phlox: There's only one chance to save Mr. Tucker. One of my pets --
Archer: Oh, this never ends well.
Phlox: Ahem. Becomes a clone of whatever DNA you inject into it. A magical, fast-aging clone.[/quoteost_uid0]

*makes a note never to shake hands with one of those things*

[quoteost_uid0]Reed: (over the comm) Reed to Captain Archer! You won't believe this, sir, but Subcommander T'Pol's head just exploded!
Archer: Now look what you've done to our science officer, Doctor.
Reed: This is the best day ever![/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: I agree, it [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] that dumb an idea![/colorost_uid0]