[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Am I too sleepy or are there no Monty Python references at all?[/quoteost_uid0]

Your fatigue-addled wits do not deceive you - there are no Monty Python references. However, I did include at least one Star Wars stea^H^H^H homage, so it's OK.

[quoteost_uid0]DOOOOOOOOMED! [/quoteost_uid0]

The line after that was supposed to be the punchline, but it was rather obscure and I'm not surprised nobody's picked up on it. Marc or Derek might get it - they both seem to have impressive stores of arcane lore.

Thanks for the accolades, folks. I have to agree with Zeke that this is my best one yet - it's certainly my best solo effort. Body Parts and The Muse make me cringe now, but I'm proud of this one.

[quoteost_uid0]...he's been waiting four months for me to publish it...[/quoteost_uid0]

But that's still only half as long as it took me to write it. I had a lengthy bout of apathy/despair in the middle.[/colorost_uid0]