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ost_uid0]I was going to say something about envy and/or monsters, but I thought I'd just save you all the effort and go straight to the thwapping.
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ost_uid0]THWAPS self repeatedly with a slice of Lancre Mint Cake[/i

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ost_uid0]THWAPS self again for the Pratchett reference that nobodyy is actually going to get[/i

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I've been haveing a particularly random day, so perhaps its better if you just don't ask.[/color

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