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ost_uid0]I started writing this, but then I stopped, and now I`m back. But if I hadn`t stopped, Opium and I would have double-posted for the fourth or the fifth time. Opium, my nemesis, you keep following me, you have found me again, the weak will perish...
Fortunately, this is group effort,
7. Touched by a Prophet (and its spin-off Oprah)
6. A Ferengi ripoff of the latter, Touched by a Profit
5. Balias - a young woman is recruited by the Bajoran Intelligence Agency (BIA) to secretly fight Cardassians, but she discovers she is actually secretly working for the Cardassians, so she teams up with the real BIA to secretly fight Cardassians and realizes a horrible truth about her father - he is also secretly fighting Cardassians.
4. Fifth Rock from the Celestial Temple - four wacky Prophets assume Bajoran bodies and provide other Prophets deliriously hysterical fun while attempting to live with the Bajorans.
3. The Practice (2372.) - a legal drama series set on a Cardassian court. Cancelled after three episodes because of sheer boredom and the Cardassian legal principle "guilty until proven guilty" (>ripping off "Tribunal" blurb<)
2. Space Quest - a brave Bajoran starship B.S.S. Tiny Dinghy of Suckitude explores Alpha and Gamma quadrant, never referring to the Celestial Temple as "ugh, wormhole"...
and the number 1 TV show on Bajoran TV:
1. An Earth soap opera DS9, renamed "The Bald and the Bajoranful".[/color
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