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ost_uid0]Oooh, I see the Top 10 Topic Title-izations of Star Trek dialogue is still free... Bwahahahaha! ::steals all the spotlight::
be aware that I have never seen the original Topic title... just using the rumours about the myth...
10. Lily Sloane: "Strong and profane exclamation regarding the transfer of vessel control to the cybernetics!"
Picard: "Insane scream, followed by destruction of Ready Room!"
9. Chakotay: "A fable detailing the journeys of a fox and a scorpion en route to the river."
Janeway: "Statement containing the words "bite" and "me"."
8. Archer: "Stupid suggestion aimed at exploring the, like, the biggest comet ever."
T`Pol: "Detection of illogic."
Trip: "Lack of understanding of the word "illogic"."
T`Pol: "Detection of two morons."
7. Jake: "Confirmation of the suckitude of this station. Desire to go to writing school on Earth."
Sisko: "Pathetic pleas for the opposite! Assertions of importance of family! Importance of family! Readiness to pay you not to go!"
Quark: "Confusion. Total confusion."
6. Spock: "Awareness of the explosion of Praxis. Indication of the imminent death of Klingons."
Kirk: "Indication of yippee!"
Spock: "Plagiarized Vulcan proverb."
5. Borg Queen: "Sensation of hands and legs falling off."
Janeway: "Bitchy comment ™"
4. Riker: "French kiss."
Troi: "French kiss."
Troi: "Expression of disgust!"
Riker: "Shock and confusion!"
Troi: "Explanation of disgust, description of the stinking beard."
3. Shinzon: "First appearance, delusion of coolness."
Picard: "Question about you. Question about Remans."
Romulans: "Quote of the phrase: "Hell yeah!" BIG question about the origins of the friggin` Remans! BIG question regarding the fact we aren`t the main bad guys in the movie!"
2. Odo: "Question about the Founders of the Dominion."
Female Changeling: "Brief explanation of that with the quote of the phrase: "Well, DUH!"
Odo: "Statement of you sucking."
Fem.Chang: "Threat of bringing order to Alpha Quad. chaos."
Odo: "Implication of ripping off a certain Collective."
Fem.Chang: "Warning of The Search pre-dating First Contact."
Odo: "Embarassment."
and the Numero Uno:
1. External Sensors: "Detection of coffee and peanut butter inside the nebula."
Janeway: "Screaming versions of the word: CHAAAAARGE!"
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