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10. "Ship Still In a Bottle" - Moriarty so enjoyed Pulaski's company that he made a copy of her to wile away the time during the four years that Picard forgot about him. In the meantime she continued to stuff herself with Moriarty's delicious crumpets until she reached her maximum girth of 600 pounds. When Voyager's EMH decides to visit Moriarty's faux reality, he meets the holo Pulaski and carries on an unlikely romance with her, until her heroic death saving the doctor from an implosion in the Pringles Galaxy.
9. "With Strawberry Preserves" - Deciding Medical was not her true calling, Pulaski joined the JAG's office afer Season 2 and began roaming the galaxy for sentient andriods and confirming their legal status as toasters.
8. "Super Rosa" - Ronin, having survived after all, gives up on the Howard women and goes in search of Beverly's famous predecessor. It turns out he enjoys being spurned by her as much he did inhabiting Beverly's gran, and the two form a kind of long-term BDSM relationship.
7. "Canonicity" - When Q rules that Season 2 never happened, Pulaski is chosen by the Shadow Court of Uncanonical Characters to defend the rights of herself and all the hoi polloi wiped out of existence by the rejection of the second season. Fellow Uncanonical Lt. Arex, nursing a longstanding grudge, assists in the defense.
6. "Muscle Beach" - Pulaski leaves Starfleet to find galaxy-wide fame as a fitness maven. Her infomercials so inundante the Federation airwaves that Picard is sent to reason with her on her California-like pleasure planet, but she beats him up, and twists Data's arms off to boot.
5. "Temporal Directive" - In a stunning plot twist, Pulaski turns out to be Evil Future Guy. Her stint on the Enterprise gave her enough information to plot the demise of the Federation.
4. "In Dreams" - Wesley finds he's spending his time on alternate planes of existence having confusing dreams in which Pulaski turns out to be his real mom. In a last-ditch effort to purge his mind of these images, Wesley undergoes Kolinahr and becomes a Master of Vulcan.
3. "Flashback" - In events subsequently purged from the record for security reasons, it turns out that Pulaski was found to be a spy from an unknown Gamma Quadrant power shortly after the end of Season 2. Found guilty in a secret court martial, she was discovered to be a shapeshifter during her attempt to escape. Picard, certain of a desperate threat to the Federation, destroys her, dispersing her molecules throughout the ship. It takes her six years, but she finally manages to recoalesce, leading to a final showdown between the Federation and this powerful Founder.
2. "Eye of the Beholder" - Stricken with blindness after an accident in sickbay, Pulaski becomes an ambassador on behalf of the galaxy's ugliest creatures, the Ferengi. By this means she acquires great profit, eventually purchases Data, and turns him into a toaster.
1. "Ups and Downs" - Pulaski leaves Starfleet to become a lawyer in 24th Century Los Angeles. After a number of controversial cases, she falls down an open turbolift shaft to her death. And there was much rejoicing.
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