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ost_uid0]Top Ten Things Found Under the Bed in Jake's Room
*smirks*
10. The real Kai Winn
9. Steamy pictures of Quark
8. Steamy pictures of Kai Winn
7. Steamy blackmail letters to above.
6. "Death to Baseball" magazines
5. "Solok rules" posters
4. Orb of the Obvious
3. The full, signed confession of Sloane.
2. Nog
1. "101 Ways to Be On A Ship For 7 Seasons and Never Have More Than Four Plots" by Travis Mayweather
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ost_uid0]WAAAAAAAAAAAH! OPIUM HAS AGAIN DOUBLE-POSTED WITH ME! (urge to put 47 exclamation points..self-preservation instinct preventing it
ost_uid0] You have discoved my plan! To make you post 47 exclamation points! Now I must come up with another plan!

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