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10. His hair is actually a bunch of frozen noodles covered with paint and transparent finish.
9. He doesn't really smile like that, but reality-bending CGI is all the rage on Denobula.
8. He's a sentient plant, and no, he doesn't know what the frell you're complaing about.
7. His toenails grow back into his feet, and he has to cement new material onto them every two weeks.
6. He only has a semi-colon.
5. Denobulans don't sleep, period, but Phlox just needs to get away from those awful humans a few days every year.
4. He's got a third, detachable arm that he keeps in a cage, but nobody has noticed it yet.
3. He has eyes in the back of his skull. The crew learned not to mouth off behind his back during the first annual physical.
2. He's a lithovore - all the humanoid food is merely an appetizer for all those delicious rocks he steals from the geological survey teams.
And the number one Bodily Anomaly of Doctor Phlox is:
1. His enormous...neck ridges.
Hm, it's not all that funny, but I guess anything else would be tapdancing over a minefield. Without Romulans.
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