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ost_uid0]Chen: Ewww! What's all that red stuff?
Bester: I believe the technical term is "blood," but I can't be sure.
Chen: But... how does he survive with all his blood on the outside?
Bester: Exactly how long have you been in training?[/quote

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ost_uid0]Bester: Exactly! Every time I come here, it's always in the same spot.
Zack: Ah. That's what we call 'continuity'. It can be a bit unsettling if you're not used to it.
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Bester: The PsiCorps Science Directorate has determined that it's caused by gnomes with tiny sticks of dynamite.
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