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Top Ten Erotic Fantasies Involving Neelix
10.After getting incredible plastic-surgery to look like Brad Pitt, Neelix stars in "Troy:The Olympiad Version".
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1. While shooting sexy film scene with Brad Pittalike, a TV flat falls on him, and his face reverts back to Neelix. You then say, "ACK! THIS DUDE IS NEELIX!" and run away.
*stagecraft fact: It would have to be TV flat, as they are usually heavier than stage flats. Flats are peices of scenery which mimic walls...*
Top 10 Voyager Episodes Dropped Because of Controversy[/color
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