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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Voyager Episodes Dropped Because Of Controversy

10. [iost_uid0]Voyager[/iost_uid0] comes to the aid of a staunch Rebellion, whose only weapon against the evil alien empire that holds them is a mysterious power known as the Force
9. Borg evolve into fluffy, bunny-like creatures; discovery that war, assimilation, mass genocide all just one big misunderstanding
8. In a shocking, surprising plot twist, Seven of Nine suffers from Pon' Farr
7. Entire episode devoted to Barclay stalking Counsellor Deanna Troi; concluding with Janeway and crew hearing outcome and reflecting on the injustice of restraining orders
6. Janeway makes reference long-ago Captain "Jonathon Archer," episode cancelled to maintain continuity
5. The ship's replicators malfunction, and lack of caffiene sends Janeway on a murderous rampage through the crewmembers; protested on the grounds that episode dwells only on the negetive aspects of coffee, failure to present fair and balanced viewpoint
4. Harry Kim discovers way to get [iost_uid0]Voyager[/iost_uid0] back to Earth, but it'll only work if everybody on Earth "sends us lots and lots of money. Write it down, kids: Paramount Studios, PO Box 7223,..."
3. "VoyagerLIVE!" special, in which voters affect the outcome of the episode, cancelled after Chakotay dumped in nitric acid for sixth time
2. Original series finale followed gradual realization of the hopelessness of ever getting back home, climaxing in entire crew's mass suicide
1. For good of entire Delta Quadrant, [iost_uid0]Voyager[/iost_uid0] is forced to horribly destroy entire planet of Trekkies asking for Jeri Ryan autographs

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