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Old 03-31-2004, 02:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Big Surprises in Store for Kids in Harry Potter #6

10. Harry Potter grows up and marries Mary-Sue
9. 16 year old Harry Potter decides he wants a "Sweet 16" party, complete with his own pink dress.
8. Ron and Hermione declare their love for each other; Harry becomes evil but fails miserably.
7. Ron and Hermione declare their love for Harry; Harry becomes confused and declares his love for Professor Minerva McGonagall .
6. 7 and 8 do not contridict each other.
5. Revealed that Snape's rudeness is due to lack of girlfriend; he then meets Aunt Petunia and the fall in love; Snape is devastated to learn she isnt into "magic".
4. Dumbledore realizes that the Pheonix is really a pink fluffy bunny of DOOM.
3. Tonks turns out to be Mary Poppins.
2. Hagrid's father was a Klingon!
1. Sirius Black dies and comes back and dies and comes back and dies and comes back... J.K. Rowling says she based him on some person named "John"

And Sa'ar suggested:
Top Ten Actors Who Die On Star Trek And Then Come Back As Another Character[/colorost_uid0]

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