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ost_uid0]6. At first contact, aliens informed Archer that they find clothing offensive. They promptly changed their minds when they saw Phlox.
5. When the ship came under attack during one of Trip and T'pol's "neuropressure sessions", T'pol decided the only logical thing to do was to go to the bridge.
4. There is a transporter accident while beaming Archer up, and he is beamed directly to the bridge, naked. Without realising his nudity, he takes command.
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