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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Top Ten Wierd Conflicts that would develop between DS9 and Enterprise crew [/bost_uid0]

10. Travis cries bloody rebellion when he finds he doesn't have as many lines as Morn.
9. [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crewmembers go ape over replicator technology and seize them all. By sheer coincidence, Sisko simultaneously kidnaps Chef, envious of homemade food.
8. Sisko refuses to let T'Pol aboard station, after all the strings he had to pull in order to [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] be stuck with a Vulcan science officer like everybody else.
7. Violent debate ensues over whether Founder or Suliban shapeshifting SFX are cooler.
6. Archer invites Sisko to a game, and is surprised and angered when Sisko shows up for water polo with a baseball bat. However, all is soon back to normal, as Sisko uses bat to beat Archer up.
5. To Bashir's frustration, his coy advances towards Hoshi are unnoticed, as [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crewmembers unable to conceive of relationship not based on blatant innuendo and repeated partial nudity.
4. Reed discovers that Prophets actually quite capable of giving simple, straightforward answers, if only one is persistant enough in one's threats to blow up wormhole.
3. Upon learning of [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] crew's apprehension regarding transporters, easily amused DS9 crew torment them by beaming them to and fro in a random fashion, accompanied by appropriate sound effects.
2. After suffering through endless DS9 angst for over a week, Reed gets bored, steals [iost_uid0]Defiant[/iost_uid0] single-handedly whups the entire Dominion, then comes back to gloat.
1. Already having no presence other than piloting skills, once aboard DS9, Travis spontaneously winks out of existance. Nobody notices.

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