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8. Sisko refuses to let T'Pol aboard station, after all the strings he had to pull in order to [i
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6. Archer invites Sisko to a game, and is surprised and angered when Sisko shows up for water polo with a baseball bat. However, all is soon back to normal, as Sisko uses bat to beat Archer up.
5. To Bashir's frustration, his coy advances towards Hoshi are unnoticed, as [i
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3. Upon learning of [i
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1. Already having no presence other than piloting skills, once aboard DS9, Travis spontaneously winks out of existance. Nobody notices.
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It`s not enough that I read Sa`ar`s LJ 14 times a day while laughing like crazy, now this List comes along and I almost get a heart attack,
H I L A R I O U S!
Ahem:
(I`m SO sure Opium is preparing to double-post with me right now)
10. Pie Day - To celebrate the unity and solidarity among humans, the human citizens of the Federation on this day take big, moisty pies and throw them forcefully at the faces of innocent alien citizens of the Federation. Emergency rooms work overtime.
9. April Fools - In honour of an ancient Earth website "Five Minute Voyager", April Fools is celebrated for one whole week, or longer, with all other life activities being completely discontinued during that week.
8. Zephram Cochrane Day - The only day when it is legal in the Federation for all citizens to ingest real alcohol and Romulan ale and get violently drunk.
7. Live Journal Day - Celebrating the day when all 60 billion of the Federation citizens got themselves their LJs.
6. The Everlasting Happiness Day - The Day When They Abolished Baseball
5. The Everlasting Happiness Day Only More So - Similarly, The Day When They Abolished Soccer
4. The Continuity Day - Celebration of one of Starfleet`s most glorious military victories, when Archer and the Romulans defeated the Xindi-Dominion-Kazon alliance.
3. The Human-Vulcan Friendship Day - When T`Pol addressed the population of Earth off the balcony, Evita-style, and exclaimed: "I got used to the smell now."
2. The Conquest Day - Explaining why Picard has a French*** accent, it`s the celebration of 16 August 2107, when Great Britain invaded and occupied France.
and No.1 Federation National Holiday:
1. Comrade Lenin Day - When money and market economy got abolished and the newly formed Federation adopted Communism.
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***Edit (two days later) - British accent! British, dammit! ::thwaps forehead::[/color
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