[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Woo! Good stuff!
[quoteost_uid0]Evil Transdimensional Being: The unfavourable timelines are getting stronger, or some such.
Evil Transdimensional Being 2: We must destroy Enterprise.
Evil Transdimensional Being 3: Agreed.
Evil Transdimensional Being: Good. Next item: getting lower-wattage light bulbs for this place. [/quoteost_uid0]Heh.
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Focus, people. We need as much evidence as possible to convince the Xindi Council. Where could we get some more?
T'Pol: We could search one of the spheres. Perhaps there will be an optolythic data rod containing proof of the sphere-builders' treachery.
Degra: That would be too convenient. My people would think it was a faaaaaaaaaaake. [/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Reed: Corporal, do you remember your zero-G combat training?
Hawkins: You're expecting me to say "I remember it made me sick to my stomach," right? Well, ha! I did great in zero-G!
(pause)
Hawkins: I just volunteered for the mission, didn't I?
Reed: See you at Shuttlepod One. [/quoteost_uid0]Heheheh.
[quoteost_uid0]Degra: That was easy. You should particularly watch out for Dolim, the leader of the reptilians. There's a story... apparently his grandson was born slightly deformed, and....
Archer: And?
Degra: ...and Dolim ate his own grandson's dog.
Archer: That's inhuman! [/quoteost_uid0]I'll confess; this went right over my head.
[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Zimbabwe! Whether kitchen eats the photocopier or air truck infringes? BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOUR!
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T'Pol: I had no idea. Incorporated pterodactyl fiber. Muskoxen. [/quoteost_uid0]And the mome raths outgrabe.
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Don't worry about these conflicts -- when I was in the future, I found out that one day humans and Xindi will live together in harmony.
Degra: That's a tall order. Six-part harmony is difficult to arrange. [/quoteost_uid0]Parallel 5ths? Pfft! :lol:
[quoteost_uid0]Reed: Noooo! They got rid of Hawk, girl! [/quoteost_uid0]Heh. Now, where have I heard [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] before?

Another winner, [bost_uid0]Zeke[/bost_uid0]. [/colorost_uid0]