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1. Naomi Wildman: "Ensign Kim was whining for his promotion again, so the Captain promoted me to Admiral to spite him. My first order of business will be changing the regular Starfleet uniforms to pink ballet tutus. All officers who oppose the new dress code will be killed. Yes, just plain killed. I believe in a thing called discipline. Furthermore, long range sensors shall be modified to scan for cute fluffy bunnies, which shall be collected and brought on board, and judged weekly by me in the Cutest Alien Fluffy Bunny pageant, with the entire crew in the audience. To attain good luck in keeping the Borg and the Hirogen away from the ship, the bunnies might be ritually sacrificed to the Fire God every Wednesday after an episode of Ally McBeal. Current mood - pensive.
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